A friend of mine said Americans don't use bidets. I'm, like, yeah
 

As if they walk around their whole lives smeared in feces. :1orglaugh

We have baby wipes for adults now, hehe.

We take showers

in miami i had them in my bathrooms...i guess space is so limited in NYC im lucky i got a roman tub in my bathroom

Ok I'll bite, what's a bidet?

My parents have one... I think they used that once thought.

I bet the chicks dig them more than the guys... except for BoyAlley of course.

i'm sure it's a toilet that shoots your ass with water after you take a dump to clean your ass.

I have a bidet in the master bathroom. I haven't used it yet but one day I'll remember to come home after being outside sweating and cleaning the funk out of my asscrack with it.

Naturally, because everyone in the world all do and think the exact same, it's why there's only one language, one currency, one religion, one government and so on.

well my friend said my car was topless, and i told him "hey, dont say my car is topless, say the titties is out"


maybe he has a dirty ass?

You shower after you take a shit?

kinda exessive.

Nobody I know in NYC has a bidet, probably because space is so limited here. When I travel to Europe they are everywhere.

I love bidets :)!...

You don't actually need a bidet to get the "clean ass" effect. In a couple of places in Asia, it is extremely common for there to be a sprayer near the toilet to hose off with after you finish. Results are very little paper usage and a much cleaner backdoor.

Few things in my experience are cleaner than a female Asian's asshole. :Graucho

one dump a day 2 showers a day for me

Meet Mr Whipple

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I hate those things.

ok I live in bangkok.. AND I have one of those "sprayers" close to my toilet.. but hell, the only time I've used it is to remove some nasty speed marks when I have female company..

I'm an old fashion wipe-your-ass-with-plain-paper kinda guy..

Only the day after a keg party, hehe.

just do a good job wiping and shower at least once a day.. its not difficult to keep your ass clean.

Bidets are for gay men

I personally use baby wipes, but showers are why we don't "walk around our whole lives smeared in feces". :winkwink:

I have one in NYC.

The wife put it in last time she re-did the master bathroom. I love it. You could eat dinner off my asshole.

Although, I wouldn't recommend it. Eating dinner off my asshole that is, the bidet I do recommend.

what the eff is a bidet?

Don't you have to dry your ass off after using a bidet? First time I saw one was when I was 16 in England. Interesting concept, but I just never "got" it.

Bidet's are over complicated. The spray nozzle makes more sense.

I like the toilets with the jet streams of warm water even better. Less water around the toilet too.

Does this answer your question?
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v4...sh/mebidet.jpg

and yes so gay


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Whip your ass.. you're down.

Since when does everyone using a bidet in england?

My place down here has one. But I've yet to use it. My girlfriend does though...it's great for cleaning up the downstairs after sex. Especially when I went 'round knocking on the back door.

I tried to use it once and just succeeded in getting water all over myself, the toilet and the floor. I'll stick to toilet paper and baby wipes.

I drink out of them

I had one when I was growing up, and I am putting one in the master bathroom of my new house.

I always shower after taking a dump, never seen a bidet here


oh, and I'm straight