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MegaPartnerJerry 07-28-2006 01:45 AM

TRUE STORY!!! My Aunt is HOME from LEBANON!!! FINALLY!
 
This is a TRUE STORY. My aunt was on vacation in Beriut, Lebanon. After three days of sight seeing Israel attacks!:helpme :helpme :helpme

So listen to this, My aunt, after growing sick and tried of waiting day after day; bomb after bomb until OUR U.S. goverment takes its citizens out of there, hires a taxi to drive her to Syria! First off the Taxi charges her $1000.00 US Dollars, considering the circumstances, and then she takes another taxi from Syria to Jordan. From Jordan a flight to Canada, and from Canada to Los Angeles.

She says all the US citizens, who have now been mostly evacuated, ALL of they were PISSED off at Bush and the US goverments evacuation plan. She got home finaaly tonite but I was just wondering why a goverment as BIG as us take soooooo long to react. So long that people and families like my aunt, and she says there were hundreds of people like her, have to evacuate on there own! :mad: :mad: :mad:

ProducerCashDave 07-28-2006 01:46 AM

Glad thats she safe

2HousePlague 07-28-2006 01:47 AM

That cabbie was an angel straight from Heaven.


2hp

Scott McD 07-28-2006 01:47 AM

Ah well at least she's home safe and sound now... :)

MegaPartnerJerry 07-28-2006 01:48 AM

Yeah thanks man, but you just wonder. WHAT IF the road they took to Syria was bombed? Thats scary trip to take but since our goverment moved so slow she, and hundreds of others, were forced too. THATS FUCKED UP, dont you think?

grumpy 07-28-2006 01:49 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MegaPartnerJerry
This is a TRUE STORY. My aunt was on vacation in Beriut, Lebanon. After three days of sight seeing Israel attacks!:helpme :helpme :helpme

So listen to this, My aunt, after growing sick and tried of waiting day after day; bomb after bomb until OUR U.S. goverment takes its citizens out of there, hires a taxi to drive her to Syria! First off the Taxi charges her $1000.00 US Dollars, considering the circumstances, and then she takes another taxi from Syria to Jordan. From Jordan a flight to Canada, and from Canada to Los Angeles.

She says all the US citizens, who have now been mostly evacuated, ALL of they were PISSED off at Bush and the US goverments evacuation plan. She got home finaaly tonite but I was just wondering why a goverment as BIG as us take soooooo long to react. So long that people and families like my aunt, and she says there were hundreds of people like her, have to evacuate on there own! :mad: :mad: :mad:


Dont complain when you are visiting an terrorist infested holiday spot. Next time plan you holiday better.

MegaPartnerJerry 07-28-2006 01:49 AM

I mean I look it as, what if it was me or even what if it was you trapped in Lebabon?

MegaPartnerJerry 07-28-2006 01:52 AM

Beriut, when Israel (or should I say the US?) doesn't decide to bomb the fuck out of it, is heaven on earth! PARTY PARTY PARTY.......DRINK DRINK, FUCK FUCK DRINK SMOKE DRINK PARTY FUCK and then go visit all the history that lays there!

bvds 07-28-2006 01:53 AM

the treatment sucks. I am glad she made it home safe. :thumbsup

AsianDivaGirlsWebDude 07-28-2006 01:54 AM

I'm happy for your Aunt, sad for the innocent Lebanese and Israeli civilians killed, wounded or displaced, and angry at the leaders of all nations and parties responsible for this travesty.

ADG Webmaster

MegaPartnerJerry 07-28-2006 01:54 AM

Thanks bro.

MegaPartnerJerry 07-28-2006 01:55 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by AsianDivaGirlsWebDude
I'm happy for your Aunt, sad for the innocent Lebanese and Israeli civilians killed, wounded or displaced, and angry at the leaders of all nations and parties responsible for this travesty.

ADG Webmaster

Well said! :thumbsup

Alex 07-28-2006 01:57 AM

Q: Are you armenian

MegaPartnerJerry 07-28-2006 01:57 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Alex
Q: Are you armenian

Yes, may I ask why?

MegaPartnerJerry 07-28-2006 02:03 AM

B U M P I need people to read this!

johnshinil 07-28-2006 02:35 AM

Thats great news MegaPartnerJerry. I'm happy your aunt managed to espace those greedy jews with US sponsored firearms.

Hopefully the increased consumption of US firearms by the Israelies will decrease the decifit a bit, it would be nice to see the dollar bounce up a bit compared to the euro. So I guess killing Lebanese is good for the global economy ? Thumbs Up.

grumpy 07-28-2006 03:11 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MegaPartnerJerry
B U M P I need people to read this!

why???????

s9ann0 07-28-2006 03:30 AM

it sucks you are paying for the bombs too and flying them through my country, I can't believe the govt are letting this happen:
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/scotland/...st/5219830.stm

Kimo 07-28-2006 03:30 AM

this thread is useless without pics

s2kcord 07-28-2006 03:33 AM

on Fox News I saw people getting on the ship!

asdfqwer 08-17-2006 03:59 PM

It seems that the war is over now,at least for now
Over 200 people from Lebanon and Israel has asked the government of Armenia to get a refugee status

Dvae 08-17-2006 04:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MegaPartnerJerry
This is a TRUE STORY. My aunt was on vacation in Beriut, Lebanon. After three days of sight seeing Israel attacks!:helpme :helpme :helpme
:

You've got to have no common sense to vacation in the shithole Middle East. Furthermore they were warned not go numerous times.
Does anybody pay attention. NO!!
So why should we have to bail your sorry ass out of a situation you got yourself into.

dodger21 08-17-2006 04:18 PM

Good to hear, man. I was supposed to be in Beirut on vacation that exact week Israel attacked. I had to postpone it to go to Calgary, now theres nothing left to do there.

jigg 08-17-2006 06:43 PM

geez dude they couldn't pluck people out after a fucking hurricane. what makes you think they can do it with bombs falling!?!

nAtuRaLbEautY 08-17-2006 09:13 PM

glad to hear that she's back home and safe :)

reynold 08-17-2006 10:09 PM

I'm glad she got home safe..

ronin 08-17-2006 10:21 PM

glad she made it, i am sure a lot didnt

Alex 08-17-2006 10:26 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dvae
You've got to have no common sense to vacation in the shithole Middle East. Furthermore they were warned not go numerous times.
Does anybody pay attention. NO!!
So why should we have to bail your sorry ass out of a situation you got yourself into.

They werent vacationing there.

His aunt is Armenian and therefore has family back there. Maybe you shut yourself away from all family and friends cause, but his aunt hasnt.

BergyK 08-17-2006 11:18 PM

I'm glad your aunt made it safe and sound. Very nice thread Jerry.:thumbsup

studiocritic 08-17-2006 11:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Alex
They werent vacationing there.

Quote:

Originally Posted by MegaPartnerJerry
This is a TRUE STORY. My aunt was on vacation in Beriut, Lebanon.

:error :warning

Antonio 08-17-2006 11:51 PM

why the fuck were they pissed off at Bush??? Evacuating people costs money, money Bush desperately needs to bomb Iraq

spunkmaster 08-18-2006 12:14 AM

Why the fuck does the USA need to rescue anyone from Beriut, Lebanon ?

I really don't get this?

It's on the state dept list of banned travel countries so why does the US Gov't have to rescue anyone?

Dvae 08-18-2006 01:37 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Alex
They werent vacationing there.

His aunt is Armenian and therefore has family back there. Maybe you shut yourself away from all family and friends cause, but his aunt hasnt.


First line in his post:
This is a TRUE STORY. My aunt was on vacation in Beriut, Lebanon. After three days of sight seeing Israel attacks!

Lev 08-18-2006 01:46 AM

should I say "Katrina"

FunForOne 08-18-2006 02:33 AM

1) Every liberal with a keyboard and a username had a relative that was in Lebanon that had to escape because the US government let them down

2) Everyone one of the mispelled Beirut the same way on their message board post as they all felt it necessary to remind me it was a "true story".

3) Either this lady had a million relatives in the US, or Beirut is the most popular tourists spot on the planet. (Despite US travel warnings)



Snopes is waiting on you!

Dvae 08-18-2006 05:17 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by FunForOne
1)

2) Everyone one of the mispelled Beirut the same way on their message board post as they all felt it necessary to remind me it was a "true story".

I was thinking about that too. If you have preface your story with "true story", probably not true.

Dvae 08-18-2006 05:22 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MegaPartnerJerry
Beriut, when Israel (or should I say the US?) doesn't decide to bomb the fuck out of it, is heaven on earth! PARTY PARTY PARTY.......DRINK DRINK, FUCK FUCK DRINK SMOKE DRINK PARTY FUCK and then go visit all the history that lays there!


I think your nose grows longer with every post you make on this subject.
Its obvious you made the whole thing up and this post proves it.
The last place I would go to party would be anywhere in the Middle East.
And what history, everybody killing each other?


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