Are you tired of those sissy-ass "friendship" poems
 

Well, here is a series of promises that actually speak of true
friendship:

1. When you are sad --
I will help you get drunk and plot revenge against the sorry bastard who made you sad.

2. When you are blue --
I will try to dislodge whatever is choking you.

3. When you smile --
I will know you finally got laid.

4. When you are scared --
I will rag on you about it every chance I get.

5. When you are worried --
I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse it could be until you quit whining.

6. When you are confused --
I will use little words.

7. When you are sick --
Stay the hell away from me until you are well again.
I don't want whatever you have.

8. When you fall --
I will point and laugh at your clumsy ass.

9. This is my oath.....
I pledge it to the end. "Why?" you may ask; because you are my friend".

this reminds me of those myspace bullitens.....

your pussy is red my balls are blue...get over here bitch so i can jizz on you:thumbsup

I never read those :)

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Very nice