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Zester 08-08-2006 08:41 AM

nice thing to write on a note along a few flowers you bring to your girlfriend?
 
...no special occasion, just something little and nice that besides the flowers can get her to smile.

I got some of mine but give me your best shot, what would you write on the note?

DamageX 08-08-2006 08:43 AM

"I want anal tonight."

Zester 08-08-2006 08:45 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DamageX
"I want anal tonight."

I swear to god I had the word "anal" in my head when I posted and thought how long before it pops out, but on a first reply? damn

GeorgeM 08-08-2006 08:45 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DamageX
"I want anal tonight."


hahahahahaha ..thats a great idea ! :)

Do that !

Deej 08-08-2006 08:47 AM

go unga bunga ...

"Anal....tonight"

Adult Warden 08-08-2006 08:47 AM

"I'm sorry I cheated...I didn't know she was your cousin"

DamageX 08-08-2006 08:49 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Zester
I swear to god I had the word "anal" in my head when I posted and thought how long before it pops out, but on a first reply? damn

As I've always said, GFY brings out the worst in people. I am no more than human. :)

carol.prime 08-08-2006 08:50 AM

Please tell your boobs to stop looking at me!

gimo33 08-08-2006 08:50 AM

"Always thinking of you"
"Miss you already"
"Can't get you out of my head"














at the bottom of the card write...
"p.s. i need some blowjob tonight"
that would make her smile... lol...... :)

DamageX 08-08-2006 08:51 AM

On a serious note, "Thank you for being part of my world!" should make her melt. Unless, of course, she's paranoid and interprets that as you thinking you own the world, and her along with it. :)

BluewireAngie 08-08-2006 08:53 AM

......you complete me...... :)










:1orglaugh

Zester 08-08-2006 08:56 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by gimo33
"Always thinking of you"
"Miss you already"
"Can't get you out of my head"














at the bottom of the card write...
"p.s. i need some blowjob tonight"
that would make her smile... lol...... :)

oh yea, that would make her smile but a slap might follow, or in this case of a girl - a testicle squeeze (I really know how to picke`m)

Cyber Fucker 08-08-2006 08:58 AM

Once I wrote this :

"In thousands of that
There is only One Angel within
Oh my Little Bit of Sweetness
Angel that heaven's lights cannot light

You are my Love
You are my only God..
the Only Thing I live for..
and The Only Thing I wish I could die for..
Your shape so hot burn in my mind

Your lips so sweet eyes so bright
Innocent heart
Crystal eyes
and beautiful asleep Angel in mind..

Your eyes.. like crystal mistical mirrors.. of deep lake mystery..

As the sunset blaze reflection.. that still seems to be shining in these eyes..
As the flowers.. growing on the graveyard soil.. You are... ."

I'm not sure if it is grammatical correct I'm still learnig english....

gimo33 08-08-2006 09:02 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Zester
oh yea, that would make her smile but a slap might follow, or in this case of a girl - a testicle squeeze (I really know how to picke`m)

and you dont like that?! she can squeeze my balls anytime :winkwink:

jimthefiend 08-08-2006 09:03 AM

Dear Honey Lamb,

Sorry I fucked your sister while your mom videotaped it. Won't happen again muffin.

C_U_Next_Tuesday 08-08-2006 09:16 AM

Do you love me...circle yes or no

:1orglaugh

Zester 08-08-2006 09:26 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by gimo33
and you dont like that?! she can squeeze my balls anytime :winkwink:

she is very dominant, she likes to grab my balls and say: "you're mine, I want you, I want to fuck the living shit out of you" - that I like, but I wish she could stop fingering by surprise every now and then

gimo33 08-08-2006 09:30 AM

great girl you got there... :thumbsup
how about "you're not getting rid of me that easy"

detoxed 08-08-2006 09:51 AM

This is the last note you'll ever read from me......

godisdead 08-08-2006 10:23 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Zester
I swear to god I had the word "anal" in my head when I posted and thought how long before it pops out, but on a first reply? damn

http://www.johnandjohn.nl/write/jaj546.gif

It's working :winkwink:

DutchTeenCash 08-08-2006 10:26 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by godisdead

hahahaha funny :thumbsup

gimo33 08-08-2006 10:26 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by godisdead

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

reynold 08-08-2006 09:09 PM

You deserve more than a bunch of flowers tonight... :winkwink:

Deputy Chief Command 08-08-2006 09:14 PM

no money for hoes, bought flowers for you , lets fuck !

webjoker 08-09-2006 04:51 AM


"I have gential herpes and your pussy is gonna get as flowered as these"

Nookster 08-09-2006 04:53 AM

"...Your pussy smells like these" :thumbsup :1orglaugh

Tdog 08-09-2006 04:55 AM

Give a girl flowers and you can get anything you want.

"Your the best"

DamageX 08-09-2006 04:58 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tdog
Give a girl flowers and you can get anything you want.

"Your the best"

Learn some grammar and spelling, and she'll even take you as more than an idiot.

Nookster 08-09-2006 04:59 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DamageX
Learn some grammar and spelling, and she'll even take you as more than an idiot.

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh

Jace 08-09-2006 05:02 AM

http://www.johnandjohn.nl/write/jaj548.gif

Scott McD 08-09-2006 05:06 AM

Love those toons... :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

Kristian 08-09-2006 05:48 AM

"I have AIDS ... sorry"













































(which I dont so just kidding)

sickkittens 08-09-2006 05:59 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DamageX
Learn some grammar and spelling, and she'll even take you as more than an idiot.

Actually, yours is off as well.


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