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fastfun 08-10-2006 06:45 AM

USA will invade Great Britain next
 
All the newly arrested terrorists was born and educated in Great Britain. They are CLEARLY a haven for terrorist cells, so wee need to take over the country and kill as many of the people as possible. They are a threat to international peace. Keep in mind Great Britain have a long history of invading other countries plundering, and raping. This dates back to before year 250 A.D.

I'm telling you - they are secretly trying to take over the world

Tdog 08-10-2006 07:16 AM

What about the Romans ?

pussyluver 08-10-2006 07:28 AM

Gotta keep an eye on those Aussies, they come over and rape and pillage our woman..

Skunkie 08-10-2006 07:32 AM

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Originally Posted by Tdog
What about the Romans ?

"Right you're in, listen. The only people we hate more than the Romans are the fucking Judean People's Front."

KRL 08-10-2006 07:34 AM

http://liverpoolbeatlescene.com/images/arrivingNY.JPG

Payback for the Brits invasion of the US music industry which began in the early '60's led by those 4 undercover MI6 agents?

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

viva celebs 08-10-2006 07:36 AM

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Originally Posted by fastfun
This dates back to before year 250 A.D.

Great Britain did'nt exist until 1707 :error

Rochard 08-10-2006 07:58 AM

Nah. We'll stroll into Cananda first.

scottybuzz 08-10-2006 08:02 AM

great britain would put up a good fight

urb 08-10-2006 09:00 AM

You Americans are welcome to come and invade England... it would save me a fortune in bank charges to process US checks.

xcitecash 08-10-2006 09:46 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by fastfun
All the newly arrested terrorists was born and educated in Great Britain. They are CLEARLY a haven for terrorist cells, so wee need to take over the country and kill as many of the people as possible. They are a threat to international peace. Keep in mind Great Britain have a long history of invading other countries plundering, and raping. This dates back to before year 250 A.D.

I'm telling you - they are secretly trying to take over the world

I love it ....:thumbsup

you have a point there

xcitecash 08-10-2006 09:49 AM

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Originally Posted by Skunkie
"Right you're in, listen. The only people we hate more than the Romans are the fucking Judean People's Front."

FUCK OFF!!! its the Peoples Front of Judea....

Kimo 08-10-2006 09:51 AM

what about the...........

AdultSponsors 08-10-2006 10:09 AM

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Originally Posted by xcitecash
FUCK OFF!!! its the Peoples Front of Judea....

:1orglaugh

SirMoby 08-10-2006 10:32 AM

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Originally Posted by Rochard
Nah. We'll stroll into Cananda first.

They have oil and I've watched Fox News where Bill O and Ann Coulter have made it clear that we should invade them simply because we can.

Then we take over Mexico to maintain a cheap labor force.

Jman 08-10-2006 10:43 AM

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Originally Posted by Rochard
Nah. We'll stroll into Cananda first.

Yeah but that is just cause you want to experience what's a REAL Strip Club and Have a taste of REAL man Beer :winkwink:

pocketkangaroo 08-10-2006 10:43 AM

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Originally Posted by viva celebs
Great Britain did'nt exist until 1707 :error

Don't bog him down with facts. :winkwink:

madawgz 08-10-2006 10:58 AM

yeah, the publics going to have to stand strong

Pinklinkz 08-10-2006 11:10 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by fastfun
All the newly arrested terrorists was born and educated in Great Britain. They are CLEARLY a haven for terrorist cells, so wee need to take over the country and kill as many of the people as possible. They are a threat to international peace. Keep in mind Great Britain have a long history of invading other countries plundering, and raping. This dates back to before year 250 A.D.

I'm telling you - they are secretly trying to take over the world

f@ck off ... the americans would have no chance
its an 8 hour flight to get here ... in that time your troops would wipe themselves out with friendly fire

your better off invading somewhere closer like canada
:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

HomerSimpson 08-10-2006 11:32 AM

"The only thing France is good for is Invasion"

- Homer J. Simpson

same for UK

killerkay 08-10-2006 11:34 AM

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Originally Posted by Pinklinkz
f@ck off ... the americans would have no chance
its an 8 hour flight to get here ... in that time your troops would wipe themselves out with friendly fire

your better off invading somewhere closer like canada
:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

the usa would have no chance? lmao do you really understand the USA could wipe Great Britian off the face of the planet in minutes

pocketkangaroo 08-10-2006 11:36 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pinklinkz
f@ck off ... the americans would have no chance
its an 8 hour flight to get here ... in that time your troops would wipe themselves out with friendly fire

your better off invading somewhere closer like canada
:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

The US has the most sophisticated and powerful military in the world. Friendly fire occurs during the war and has in every war that has ever been fought. With the sophistication that we have in the military, it is actually a credit that more friendly fire deaths do not occur.

Paul 08-10-2006 11:44 AM

Great Britain is one of Americans closest allies idiot :1orglaugh

Johny Traffic 08-10-2006 11:48 AM

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Originally Posted by killerkay
the usa would have no chance? lmao do you really understand the USA could wipe Great Britian off the face of the planet in minutes

You are to stupid to post. You should stop posting :2 cents:

Scootermuze 08-10-2006 11:57 AM

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Originally Posted by urb
You Americans are welcome to come and invade England... it would save me a fortune in bank charges to process US checks.


Finally.. a man that applies logic to his reasoning.. :)

Scootermuze 08-10-2006 11:58 AM

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Originally Posted by killerkay
the usa would have no chance? lmao do you really understand the USA could wipe Great Britian off the face of the planet in minutes

Hmm.. not so sure anymore.. We should be gettin' pretty
low on bullets these days..

fastfun 08-10-2006 11:58 AM

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Originally Posted by pocketkangaroo
The US has the most sophisticated and powerful military in the world.

So why cant you beat 300.000 Militia warriors with 30 year old kalasnikovs in the middle east, who's only transportation is camels and old Toyota pickups?

You said you won the war down there more than two years ago, then why are your boys still dying?

chshkt 08-10-2006 11:58 AM

http://ceasefirecampaign.org/assets/.../titlecard.gif

HpicAnn 08-10-2006 12:25 PM

Human being is not evolving. We are stocking in the stupidity!

Quagmire 08-10-2006 12:29 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by fastfun
All the newly arrested terrorists was born and educated in Great Britain. They are CLEARLY a haven for terrorist cells, so wee need to take over the country and kill as many of the people as possible. They are a threat to international peace. Keep in mind Great Britain have a long history of invading other countries plundering, and raping. This dates back to before year 250 A.D.

I'm telling you - they are secretly trying to take over the world

Don't be silly, the USA invades the neighbours of countries that are havens for terrorists. most of the 9/11 hijackers were Saudi and Bush pretty much smokes Saudi pole on national tv.

Forest 08-10-2006 01:19 PM

Steak and Kidney pie for everyone!!!!

:1orglaugh

Ace_luffy 08-10-2006 03:02 PM

china will be the next.............

BlackCrayon 08-10-2006 03:11 PM

they didn't even invade syria where most of the 911 terrorists came from. if there is money, they wont care. obviously you're being sarcastic though.

just a punk 08-10-2006 03:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by fastfun
All the newly arrested terrorists was born and educated in Great Britain. They are CLEARLY a haven for terrorist cells, so wee need to take over the country and kill as many of the people as possible. They are a threat to international peace. Keep in mind Great Britain have a long history of invading other countries plundering, and raping. This dates back to before year 250 A.D.

I'm telling you - they are secretly trying to take over the world

Isn't GB the 51'st state of the USA already?

Pornwolf 08-10-2006 03:42 PM

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Originally Posted by cyberxxx
Isn't GB the 51'st state of the USA already?

After watching how Bush used Tony Blair as a puppet it would seem so.

just a punk 08-10-2006 03:49 PM

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Originally Posted by Pornwolf
After watching how Bush used Tony Blair as a puppet it would seem so.

http://www.socialistparty.org.uk/Ima...s/strings2.gif

testpie 08-10-2006 03:52 PM

Not this shit again. Would you Americans get over your superiority complex already? Unlike the other countries you've invaded, should you try to invade Britain, we possibly would die - but we'd put up a damn good fight.

And before you give me all that "we've got nukes" shit - whoop-de-fucking-doo. That's a good idea, eh? Blow us up with nukes, and then not only can you not come near our islands for a good few hundred years without dying from radiation, but you'll also have one less ally to use.

Great fucking plan there...

Paul 08-10-2006 04:42 PM

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Originally Posted by testpie
Not this shit again. Would you Americans get over your superiority complex already? Unlike the other countries you've invaded, should you try to invade Britain, we possibly would die - but we'd put up a damn good fight.

And before you give me all that "we've got nukes" shit - whoop-de-fucking-doo. That's a good idea, eh? Blow us up with nukes, and then not only can you not come near our islands for a good few hundred years without dying from radiation, but you'll also have one less ally to use.

Great fucking plan there...

I'm pretty sure we have nukes too, chill dude. The person who started this thread is an idiot anyway

There are terrorists all over the world, Still plenty in Northern Ireland and Ireland but there is no oil in either of those countries so they get left alone

DamageX 08-10-2006 04:48 PM

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Originally Posted by Quagmire
Don't be silly, the USA invades the neighbours of countries that are havens for terrorists. most of the 9/11 hijackers were Saudi and Bush pretty much smokes Saudi pole on national tv.

"Pretty much"?

directfiesta 08-10-2006 04:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BlackCrayon
they didn't even invade syria where most of the 911 terrorists came from.

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

I always learn new stuff on GFY :thumbsup

Webby 08-10-2006 04:57 PM

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Originally Posted by directfiesta
:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

I always learn new stuff on GFY :thumbsup

Oh sheesh - unbelievable utter shit on GFY :winkwink:

I'm gonna stuff up a would you hit it pic - it's got more substance and sure to get 1000 page views with these tossers around :pimp

Scott McD 08-10-2006 04:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pinklinkz
f@ck off ... the americans would have no chance
its an 8 hour flight to get here ... in that time your troops would wipe themselves out with friendly fire
:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

Most Americans believe that their own government destroyed the twin towers, killing thousands of their own people.

So Britian is the least of their worries... :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

Reprobate 08-10-2006 05:01 PM

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Originally Posted by pussyluver
Gotta keep an eye on those Aussies, they come over and rape and pillage our woman..

As if.

We just gotta turn up and the women throw themselves at us.

I can't deny the pillaging allegation though.

cramos 08-10-2006 05:06 PM

FUCK THE QUEEN FUCK THE PRINCE FUCK ENGLAND
http://cramos.amazingpass.com/pmpr.jpg


:321GFY :pimp :321GFY

pornguy 08-10-2006 05:07 PM

Down with the Brits. Nuke Em!

Scott McD 08-10-2006 05:08 PM

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Originally Posted by cramos
FUCK THE QUEEN

That however i do agree with...

reynold 08-10-2006 06:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by KRL
http://liverpoolbeatlescene.com/images/arrivingNY.JPG

Payback for the Brits invasion of the US music industry which began in the early '60's led by those 4 undercover MI6 agents?

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

I thought US also had its counter mission..

http://www.whymilk.com/ad_downloads/...eet_boys_l.jpg

Bdiddy 08-10-2006 06:53 PM

I find it interesting that certain people (shall remain nameless) actually take this thread seriously :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

testpie 08-10-2006 11:36 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by cramos
FUCK THE QUEEN FUCK THE PRINCE FUCK ENGLAND
http://cramos.amazingpass.com/pmpr.jpg


:321GFY :pimp :321GFY

Agreed, agreed, England isn't Britain twat features - go look at a map.

Pinklinkz 08-11-2006 01:11 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by pocketkangaroo
The US has the most sophisticated and powerful military in the world. Friendly fire occurs during the war and has in every war that has ever been fought. With the sophistication that we have in the military, it is actually a credit that more friendly fire deaths do not occur.

yeah but not many other armies wife out their own men in "machine malfunctions" .. wasn't it in iraq where they took out a fleet of their own helicopters

It'd never happen anyway cos bush would have to find a new bum friend once tony blair was gone

Pinklinkz 08-11-2006 01:24 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by killerkay
the usa would have no chance? lmao do you really understand the USA could wipe Great Britian off the face of the planet in minutes

Its a proven fact that any invading force always goes for the weakest place to hit .. that'll be why in every movie ever made, whether its terrorists, aliens or even meteor hits and freak weather the USA always take it in the ass .. You are the weakest links. .. fact is you wouldnt invade the GB because you'd get f'cked over by the rest of Europe ... as for wiping us off the face of the planet .. BWAHAHAHAHAHA .. the favour would be returned .. no survivors .. GB has enough nukes to comit to global assault, so have the USA, so no winners.
2 devestated areas just ready for the 3rd world nations to walk in and populate


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