For sale on eBay: GOLDEN Mermaid Found DEAD on Lonely Florida Beach
 

http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll...photohosti ng

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real? or just a statue??

Is that thing real? Scary....:(

Blah I thought mermaids were supposed to be hot wtf this thing looks like it can rip your heart out and eat it for breakfast

Yes its real, but repost :)

wow, it doesnt even look like fake at ALL!! OMG this is huge news chshkt!! I wonder if they are offering a package deal with an alien corpse..

Question from a bidder
Q:where are the flys . if this creature is dead like a dead fish there most be flys or not ?!

A:maybe the flies were down the beach getting a tan and drinking beers.

:1orglaugh

I was just thinking that

ahhh thats scary

not real, probably a silicone doll thing
very realistic though

And who says we dont have aliens living here.

who would hit it ?????

lol, she's hot :1orglaugh

re:flies. Next time rub it with a dead fish

bullshit, noone would sell a real mermaid for $1.5k

Interesting looking thing

This guy should be working for a hollywood studio designing props.

Check out his other auctions.

where are the tits ?

merman i say.. not mermaid ...

that's from the new mermaid real doll line

same bitch was for sale 14 days ago, maybe her sister ?

same bitch was for sale 14 days ago, maybe her sister ?

hes sold like 3 of em recently.

I'm surprised golden palace didn't snag it :)

so fake, why would anyone buy that? :1orglaugh

the guy has sold more than one mermaid , he claims to find them all the time

http://i22.ebayimg.com/02/i/07/a6/bf/f0_3.JPG

find me a hole and i will

:1orglaugh omg laughing so hard , read the questions
from the ebayers :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

Q: I also live in FLA and have enjoyed reading all the questions especially from those who have no idea what a beautiful state we live in. Not ALL of our...more
Jul-22-06
A: There are miles of beaches here most tourists would be afraid of. Thanks for writing!


Q: WOW this is great i found a much smaller version of this creature when i was 16 now im 36 at that time i was afraid to mention this to my friends let alone...more
Jul-22-06
A: Thanks for sharing. So I'm not the only one finding sea monsters.


Q: If she was real, why would the government let you keep her?
Jul-22-06
A: Because she is not goverment property.


Q: Is the seaweed included?
Jul-21-06
A: If the winner would like some sea weed I will include a nice amount.


Q: where are the flys . if this creature is dead like a dead fish there most be flys or not ?!
Jul-21-06
A: maybe the flies were down the beach getting a tan and drinking beers.


:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh spit out my green tea

this is some strange shit

Q: Were u alone when u found her? if so how did u manage to flip her yourself with no help? U said she was preserved and not broken, was she like that when u found her? or did u preserve her? I don't think there is a single beach in FL. that is totally deserted...if it is deserted how did u find out about it? was she laying in the picture1 position when u found her? Why don't u bring her to a scientist to have her professionally tested? If i were u i would bring her to a museum, personally because this is one of God's creations(if in fact she is real)and everyone should be able to c her. And if she was real there is NO way the museum would turn her down!! They would totally want to display her and test her and search the area where u found her for any foreign life forms. Sincerely Beth
Jul-21-06

A: I was alone when I found her. She is almost 5 feet long and does not weigh so much that I could'nt turn her over by myself...look at her she is quite skinny. Scientists will want a bunch of money to run scans on her plus they are so close minded, they only believe what they tell us is real or not. Most scientists don't even believe in God. Hopefully she will end up in some type of museum, for all to see and enjoy.


hahaha funny people

i say fake all the way

100% real. You can tell because the guy said so.

If its fake, can't they arrest the guy for fraud?

Too funny :thumbsup

i'd be more scared of this http://i20.ebayimg.com/05/i/07/47/de/72_12.JPG

Wow... Daryl Hannah has REALLY let herself go! :1orglaugh
Oh wait... My bad... What I meant to say was...
'JarJar Binks is looking better than ever!'

Somehow, this 'Ebay Charlatan' has 100% feedback.
I'm in the wrong biz... Anyone remember 'Ghost in a Jar'?

freaky stuff, but prob fake though

Wow what the FUCK is that supposed to be? I'd scream like a baby if i saw that shit coming at me in the sea.

Bah...looks fake to me.

Thanks for good NEWS. :)
You put me in good spirits.

Personally, I admire the man's artistic skill. :thumbsup

bahah I like that guy.
His talents are making him rich.

this is old:(

LOL @ his other auction
http://cgi.ebay.com/Human-Faced-Fish...QQcmdZViewItem

how old are some of you retards?

"if its fake...."
"no one would sell a real mermaid for 1500.00"

jesus christ.

first you are dumb enough to entertain the notion that its real... then you are naive enough to think that news of one of the worlds greatest biological discoveries is being brought to you by some nutcase on ebay.com?


:1orglaugh :1orglaugh

see that was funny.. :1orglaugh

this guy makes props

http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll...300008659 597

this guy makes props

http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll...300008659 597