Why is MOMMY MOANING??????????
 

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aaaaagh, come on man...bad images in my head.

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Mommy, Mommy! are you sure this is how to learn to swim?
Shut up and get back in the sack!

ahahhah you killing me guys

HAHA now thats good

Mommy, Mommy! Are you sure this is the way to make ginger bread men?
Shut up and get back in the oven.

Mommy, Mommy! Can I play in the sandbox?
Not until I find a better place to bury Daddy.

Mommy, Mommy! Can I play with grandma?
Not today, we already dug her three times this week.

Mommy, Mommy! Daddy fell in the campfire!
Shut up and get the barbecue sauce!

Mommy, Mommy! Daddy puked!
Shut up and get a fork, before your sister gets all the big chunks!

Mommy, Mommy! I don't like tomato soup!
Shut up, we only have it once a month.

Mommy, Mommy! Why are we pushing the car off the cliff?
Shut up son, you'll wake your father.

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hehe....:thumbsup

Mommy, Mommy! Why are you moaning?
Shut up, and keep licking.

Mommy, Mommy! My head hurts! ... Shut up and get away from the dart board!

Mommy, Mommy! What's a transvestite? ... Shut up and unhook Daddy's bra.

What did the little boy say when his mother scolded him for cutting his Christmas present (a spotted hamster) neatly in two pieces with a cleaver?
Answer: "But, Mommy, you said that if I was good, I could halve him."

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Hehe. That's funny.

Thats messed! :Oh crap

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too funny

:D heheh

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