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timberlands 08-15-2006 03:45 PM

David Copperfield will be gay forever
 
David Copperfield says he's found Fountain of Youth

http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20060815/...uk_copperfield

u-Bob 08-15-2006 03:53 PM

The man who made the Statue of Liberty appear to vanish may soon claim to do the same for unsightly bags and wrinkles.
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Master illusionist David Copperfield says he has found the "Fountain of Youth" in the southern Bahamas, amid a cluster of four tiny islands he recently bought for $50 million (26.4 million pounds).

One of his islands in the Exuma chain, Musha Cay, is a private resort that rents for up to $300,000 a week and the other islands serve as buffers to keep prying eyes away from celebrity guests on the white sand beaches.

Copperfield is coy about his reasons for the Fountain of Youth claim, but the man best known for entertaining with grand deception insists his archipelago also contains the legendary waters that bestow perpetual youth. Seriously.

"I've discovered a true phenomenon," he told Reuters in a telephone interview. "You can take dead leaves, they come in contact with the water, they become full of life again. ... Bugs or insects that are near death, come in contact with the water, they'll fly away. It's an amazing thing, very, very exciting."

Aneros Josh 08-15-2006 03:54 PM

BoyAlley in 5,4,3,2.....

u-Bob 08-15-2006 03:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by FleshJosh
BoyAlley in 5,4,3,2.....

this should get his attention:
http://www.plasticbag.org/images/ext..._cone_orgy.jpg

Scott McD 08-15-2006 05:32 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by u-Bob
"I've discovered a true phenomenon," he told Reuters in a telephone interview. "You can take dead leaves, they come in contact with the water, they become full of life again. ... Bugs or insects that are near death, come in contact with the water, they'll fly away. It's an amazing thing, very, very exciting."

Yes, and i believe him... :1orglaugh

notabook 08-15-2006 05:44 PM

My god, the gayness will spread to the ends of the Earth now... we must stop him now before his gay longevity spreads to the masses! White homophobic males UNITE!

BoyAlley 08-15-2006 05:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by FleshJosh
BoyAlley in 5,4,3,2.....

Lawds Mercy! Sorry it took so long to get in here. I was off disobeying doctor's orders and having some gay sex.

BoyAlley 08-15-2006 05:47 PM

Here's David.

http://www.alleybucks.com/promo/copperfield.jpg

BoyAlley 08-15-2006 05:48 PM

Here's some dead leaves:

http://www.alleybucks.com/promo/deadleaves.jpg

BoyAlley 08-15-2006 05:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by u-Bob


Lawds Mercy!

Looks like it seats about 12 to me?

I want one.

Aneros Josh 08-15-2006 05:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BoyAlley
Lawds Mercy! Sorry it took so long to get in here. I was off disobeying doctor's orders and having some gay sex.

I was getting worried for a sec...glad to see you're ok:thumbsup


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