SonOfJesus - Through meditation I have been enlightened
 

This past morning the SonOfJesus was meditating by the pool, the coldest of pools, a spearmint feeling of cool, and the size of a rhino, when I was reminded of a song from my childhood.. a song we all know, but sung as only it could be when you are the SonOfJesus.

AMEN, the song has begun..

A B 'C and D' E F G ..

Bless the open hearts.

SonOfJesus has spoken.

Can I just ask you a question--what exactly is the surest way to heaven? :pimp

I achieved enlightenment long ago through masturbation. It was much easier than meditation. Funner too.