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Most irritating things amateur pornstars do thinking they're sexy
I'll start it off - these I find increasingly irritating:
a) stick their tongue out to try and lick their own nipples b) pinch their nipples c) pout who does that turn on other than 12 year olds who don't have credit cards :Oh crap |
wear condoms
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They're always asking for an advance?
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wtf i love that - never sick of bitches sucking on their big boobies : p
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thats the worst, its like watching a boxing match and the guys are wearing headgear |
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BTW.. All camhosts should be forced to tolerate a full week on how to setup their cams and get some color balance. Never seen so many red and green people in my life :) |
I know it's safe and all but I wont even watch porn with condoms their is one company that can pull it off but if they dident do it their shit would sell 100 times more and thats bangbros still the best sites if you ask me.
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Surely they must realise with a bit more effort up front they would convert a shitload more :upsidedow Check out this Webby if you've not seen it before - maddox is still one of the funniest fuckers around - your point exactly at #3: http://www.thebestpageintheuniverse....gi?u=cam_whore |
I own a camera therefor I'm a photographer ....
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One bit missing is - for top rate quality promo material, record 1 seconds of cam video (with the lighting and color balance screwed) and make 450 screengrabs from it - a surefire way to show your total versatility :winkwink: Just scanning thru 6000'sh cam screengrabs now and wondering how the hell these can be used to sell cams - they are a joke - tho it hits you in the face when there is the odd reasonable image. |
lmao - your eyes must be bleeding.
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My top three favorites...:Oh crap |
I hate when amateur babes
1) stick their tongues out 2) when they chew gum.... 3) When they fake an orgasm... |
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Agreed on sticking their tongue out - unless they're using it to catch semen. |
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1. In a shoot involving more than one person if they stop mid-action and look at the camera.
2. The coy bit of sticking a finger in their mouth. |
I'd hit them anyway
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being fake is the worst thing!
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When amateur pornstars come to GFY and call themselves sexy in shameless self promotional threads like this one http://www.gfy.com/fucking-around-and-business-discussion/644894-gorgeous-kissing-milfs-pic.html
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Most irritating things amateur pornstars do thinking they're sexy?
try to get my contact info |
When they Spit
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What is wrong with this? Gets me going in the right direction. |
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The most annoying one ever is Michelle Maylene, it's just her voice. I saw her in a non porn segment where she was showing off her house, and it was just her voice and her airhead "Act"... she even said "Do you like me in these shoes, do I look like a barbie doll" and it made me want to gag.
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Yeah, maddox is good value as we say down under. Should read some more of his site, well funny.
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its irritating when their too hairy down there
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I like it when they spit on my cock when giving me a blowjob :thumbsup
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