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phil_in_oz 08-15-2006 09:34 PM

Most irritating things amateur pornstars do thinking they're sexy
 
I'll start it off - these I find increasingly irritating:

a) stick their tongue out to try and lick their own nipples
b) pinch their nipples
c) pout

who does that turn on other than 12 year olds who don't have credit cards :Oh crap

SleazyDream 08-15-2006 09:34 PM

wear condoms

reynold 08-15-2006 09:55 PM

They're always asking for an advance?

Agent 488 08-15-2006 09:57 PM

wtf i love that - never sick of bitches sucking on their big boobies : p

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Originally Posted by phil_in_oz
I'll start it off - these I find increasingly irritating:

a) stick their tongue out to try and lick their own nipples


american pervert 08-15-2006 09:58 PM

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Originally Posted by SleazyDream
wear condoms


thats the worst, its like watching a boxing match and the guys are wearing headgear

Webby 08-15-2006 10:16 PM

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Originally Posted by phil_in_oz
I'll start it off - these I find increasingly irritating:

a) stick their tongue out to try and lick their own nipples
b) pinch their nipples
c) pout

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :thumbsup

BTW.. All camhosts should be forced to tolerate a full week on how to setup their cams and get some color balance.

Never seen so many red and green people in my life :)

s2kcord 08-15-2006 10:21 PM

I know it's safe and all but I wont even watch porn with condoms their is one company that can pull it off but if they dident do it their shit would sell 100 times more and thats bangbros still the best sites if you ask me.

phil_in_oz 08-15-2006 10:29 PM

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Originally Posted by Webby
:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :thumbsup

BTW.. All camhosts should be forced to tolerate a full week on how to setup their cams and get some color balance.

Never seen so many red and green people in my life :)

Yeah, the setup on some of the cams sites are absolutely effin terrible :1orglaugh

Surely they must realise with a bit more effort up front they would convert a shitload more :upsidedow

Check out this Webby if you've not seen it before - maddox is still one of the funniest fuckers around - your point exactly at #3: http://www.thebestpageintheuniverse....gi?u=cam_whore

L-Pink 08-15-2006 10:32 PM

I own a camera therefor I'm a photographer ....

Webby 08-15-2006 11:00 PM

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Originally Posted by phil_in_oz
Check out this Webby if you've not seen it before - maddox is still one of the funniest fuckers around - your point exactly at #3: http://www.thebestpageintheuniverse....gi?u=cam_whore

Hehe.. nice one!

One bit missing is - for top rate quality promo material, record 1 seconds of cam video (with the lighting and color balance screwed) and make 450 screengrabs from it - a surefire way to show your total versatility :winkwink:

Just scanning thru 6000'sh cam screengrabs now and wondering how the hell these can be used to sell cams - they are a joke - tho it hits you in the face when there is the odd reasonable image.

phil_in_oz 08-15-2006 11:12 PM

lmao - your eyes must be bleeding.

LiveDose 08-15-2006 11:15 PM

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Originally Posted by phil_in_oz
I'll start it off - these I find increasingly irritating:

a) stick their tongue out to try and lick their own nipples
b) pinch their nipples
c) pout

who does that turn on other than 12 year olds who don't have credit cards :Oh crap


My top three favorites...:Oh crap

thebossxxx 08-15-2006 11:18 PM

I hate when amateur babes

1) stick their tongues out
2) when they chew gum....
3) When they fake an orgasm...

phil_in_oz 08-16-2006 05:15 AM

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Originally Posted by thebossxxx
I hate when amateur babes

1) stick their tongues out
2) when they chew gum....
3) When they fake an orgasm...

Nobody fakes an orgasm in this business, don't be ridiculous. :1orglaugh

Agreed on sticking their tongue out - unless they're using it to catch semen.

Mr.Right - Banned For Life 08-16-2006 05:19 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by phil_in_oz
I'll start it off - these I find increasingly irritating:

a) stick their tongue out to try and lick their own nipples
b) pinch their nipples
c) pout

who does that turn on other than 12 year olds who don't have credit cards :Oh crap

Nothing wrong with any of that. This is not hollywood, its porn lol.

selena 08-16-2006 05:41 AM

1. In a shoot involving more than one person if they stop mid-action and look at the camera.

2. The coy bit of sticking a finger in their mouth.

gooddomains 08-16-2006 05:43 AM

I'd hit them anyway

free4porn 08-16-2006 06:55 AM

being fake is the worst thing!

Acne 08-16-2006 06:59 AM

When amateur pornstars come to GFY and call themselves sexy in shameless self promotional threads like this one http://www.gfy.com/fucking-around-and-business-discussion/644894-gorgeous-kissing-milfs-pic.html

TheLegacy 08-16-2006 08:07 AM

Most irritating things amateur pornstars do thinking they're sexy?

try to get my contact info

2477 08-16-2006 08:13 AM

When they Spit

Tdog 08-16-2006 08:30 AM

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Originally Posted by phil_in_oz
I'll start it off - these I find increasingly irritating:

a) stick their tongue out to try and lick their own nipples


What is wrong with this? Gets me going in the right direction.

Manowar 08-16-2006 08:31 AM

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Originally Posted by Acne
When amateur pornstars come to GFY and call themselves sexy in shameless self promotional threads like this one http://www.gfy.com/fucking-around-and-business-discussion/644894-gorgeous-kissing-milfs-pic.html

:thumbsup :pimp :1orglaugh

SGS 08-16-2006 08:43 AM

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Originally Posted by phil_in_oz
I'll start it off - these I find increasingly irritating:

a) stick their tongue out to try and lick their own nipples
b) pinch their nipples
c) pout

who does that turn on other than 12 year olds who don't have credit cards :Oh crap

Add fansigns to that list there.

bausch 08-16-2006 09:05 AM

The most annoying one ever is Michelle Maylene, it's just her voice. I saw her in a non porn segment where she was showing off her house, and it was just her voice and her airhead "Act"... she even said "Do you like me in these shoes, do I look like a barbie doll" and it made me want to gag.

teomaxxx 08-16-2006 09:06 AM

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Originally Posted by Webby
Hehe.. nice one!

One bit missing is - for top rate quality promo material, record 1 seconds of cam video (with the lighting and color balance screwed) and make 450 screengrabs from it - a surefire way to show your total versatility :winkwink:

Just scanning thru 6000'sh cam screengrabs now and wondering how the hell these can be used to sell cams - they are a joke - tho it hits you in the face when there is the odd reasonable image.

so fucking true...

Gerco 08-16-2006 09:25 AM

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Originally Posted by phil_in_oz
Yeah, the setup on some of the cams sites are absolutely effin terrible :1orglaugh

Surely they must realise with a bit more effort up front they would convert a shitload more :upsidedow

Check out this Webby if you've not seen it before - maddox is still one of the funniest fuckers around - your point exactly at #3: http://www.thebestpageintheuniverse....gi?u=cam_whore

LOL That sites funny! I had not seen that before. Should be updated with a few more, like falling alseep etc

phil_in_oz 08-16-2006 01:57 PM

Yeah, maddox is good value as we say down under. Should read some more of his site, well funny.

GungfuMaster 08-17-2006 09:48 AM

its irritating when their too hairy down there

Syl 08-17-2006 10:05 AM

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Originally Posted by 2477
When they Spit

Agreed. The sound and sight of them spitting all that saliva on the other's private parts is gross. Well I assume that is what you are referring to. :winkwink:

phil_in_oz 08-17-2006 06:42 PM

I like it when they spit on my cock when giving me a blowjob :thumbsup


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