Jury Awards $310,000 to a Lawyer For Spilled Starbucks Coffee
 

yep, if you are a lawyer, go to Starbucks :thumbsup

Good thing her finger wasn't cut off ... Starbucks would be bankrupted ...

LMOA
I bet one could make a living going to fast food joints waiting for employes to make an error...

Damn... wonder how they came up with that sum

Ridiculous..I'm sure she won't get that

we can only dream....(not referencing her finger)

thats fucking crazy

lawyers have no soul

:1orglaugh crazy shit, the rich get richer! :winkwink:

i'd take a burn for half that price

a good deal of money...

No wonder that shit costs me 4 bucks a cup.

Fucking starbucks, how DARE they serve hot coffee, they should be sued every day! I mean wtf, since when is coffee supposed to be hot anyways? Assfucks :321GFY

What ya expect from a lawyer? :winkwink: She's prob going to claim mental stress over the choice of toppings with her coffee next.

Had a manager once who used to appear for work, sometimes in a total crappy suit and others he was dressed OK.

Found out - when he wore the crappy suit, he used spend his lunchtime in a store that sold paint. He made sure a can of paint from a top shelf lands on the floor and splashes paint over his crappy suit when he then makes a claim against the store.

The "technique" was to buy branded (and what was expensive clothing when it was new) clothing from some junk store and then claim the full replacement cost which could be anything from $1000 - $3000 on each claim.

The idiot didn't need a salary - he was doing better with a few claims against stores in a week, so he didn't last long :)