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Guys who DONT like anal..what would convert u?
say your girlfriend REALLY wants you to stick it in her pooper ..
but you're not into that.. you only liek pussy what would it take to convince you to give it a go? (yes i have a motivation with this - my bf wont give me anal LOL :Oh crap ) |
umm... say please?
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I can't help you with that, it's one of my favorite things.
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i need proof that your ass is clean. and you need to relax your hole so that i don't get stress cause i can't get in and my willy goes limp. :2 cents:
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Damn, i need to find a girl like you.
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A shit and a long shower..
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Tell him that you won't give blowjob anymore.
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I am glad my man doesnt even think about anal.. he loves the pussy..thinks asshole fucking is for homosexuals that dont like pussy.. whew
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Oh shit. |
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Hmm... maybe he has something he wants to try that you don't like. Perhaps you can make a deal?
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[QUOTEhahahaha^..^=](yes i have a motivation with this - my bf wont give me anal LOL :Oh crap )[/QUOTE]
My Gf won't let me give her anal.... I wish my gf was like you.... :( |
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i bet this thread sadly pains firehorse
hahahha I wonder what its like to have your EX post that she is begging for her BF to fuck her shitter. haha firehorse, it must suck to be you. |
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Speechless.
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has he even tried it? either way, i wish my girlfriend was more like you in that department.
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I just like to please and it isn't beyond my repugnance level - if she asked I would go for it, just to see that look and feel that ecstasy in her ... but it seems to require much prep - unless you're in the shower or something :P
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bend over and I will try it and let you know.
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Show me a BF who won't and I'll show you a neighbor who will :)
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Wait!!! offcourse I dont need viagra and offcourse I dont have a high blood pressure... Who said that??? :mad: |
[QUOTE =^..^=]say your girlfriend REALLY wants you to stick it in her pooper ..
but you're not into that.. you only liek pussy what would it take to convince you to give it a go? (yes i have a motivation with this - my bf wont give me anal LOL :Oh crap )[/QUOTE] You could take a video of me giving it to you so he can see how much you enjoy it. |
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wut he said |
maybe threaten to leave him unless he acts more like a man? :winkwink:
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I am not into it either. I like the pussy. If Belinda really wanted me to do it I'd turn her down. Eventually, when she made it clear she really really wanted it badly I'd do it just to make her happy. I'd use that opportunity to get something * I * wanted however. :)
EDIT: tell him he can fuck your sister or your best friend if he gives you anal. That might work. :1orglaugh |
tell him its that or either sandwich :pimp
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A very thorough enema.
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We need more posts in this thread..... From girls.....
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What's the difference between anal sex and a microwave?
A microwave won't brown your meat. |
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I don't know that that is true. Don't they have browning elements now? |
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when he is asleep .. stroke his dick. then stick it in ... then wake him ;)
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I don't want a shit cone on my dick. Not my thing.
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just ask nicely...and im down ;)
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This thread will have 2 pages for sure.....
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The answer here is simple.. ATM, or in this case MTA.
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Whatever my girl want's my girl gets - especially ANAL :upsidedow
[QUOTEhahahaha^..^=]say your girlfriend REALLY wants you to stick it in her pooper .. but you're not into that.. you only liek pussy what would it take to convince you to give it a go? (yes i have a motivation with this - my bf wont give me anal LOL :Oh crap )[/QUOTE] |
Find a different man.. :)
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Shove a baseball bat up his ass in his sleep.... big end first... and say "There honey, see how great that feels?"
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Don't fuck him, suck him, nothin' for two weeks. When that's over, start giving him the blowjob of his LIFE. Then stop...before he comes. Make him beg!! Get him right on the edge of orgasm then stop every time. Continue until he is convinced that the only way he is going to get off is in your ass.
BTW, anal, done properly, isn't messy at all, no enemas required. :pimp |
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Hmmmmmm theres only 3 thign i wont try : 1)kids 2)animals 3)shit eating apart from that anything goes so no chance for makign deals there BTW keep the posts comign i haven't laughed my head off this much in ages :glugglug |
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