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=^..^= 08-17-2006 07:56 AM

Guys who DONT like anal..what would convert u?
 
say your girlfriend REALLY wants you to stick it in her pooper ..
but you're not into that.. you only liek pussy

what would it take to convince you to give it a go?

(yes i have a motivation with this - my bf wont give me anal LOL :Oh crap )

luv$ 08-17-2006 07:58 AM

umm... say please?

Dagwolf 08-17-2006 07:58 AM

I can't help you with that, it's one of my favorite things.

MaDalton 08-17-2006 08:01 AM

i need proof that your ass is clean. and you need to relax your hole so that i don't get stress cause i can't get in and my willy goes limp. :2 cents:

Nightwind 08-17-2006 08:05 AM

Damn, i need to find a girl like you.

Anthony 08-17-2006 08:08 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MaDalton
i need proof that your ass is clean. and you need to relax your hole so that i don't get stress cause i can't get in and my willy goes limp. :2 cents:

Viagra fixes that problem Step. :)

Maxxx9000 08-17-2006 08:08 AM

A shit and a long shower..

XMaster 08-17-2006 08:09 AM

Tell him that you won't give blowjob anymore.

MaDalton 08-17-2006 08:10 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Anthony
Viagra fixes that problem Step. :)

i got high blood pressure - viagra will fix all my problems, eternally :Oh crap :error

C_U_Next_Tuesday 08-17-2006 08:13 AM

I am glad my man doesnt even think about anal.. he loves the pussy..thinks asshole fucking is for homosexuals that dont like pussy.. whew

Anthony 08-17-2006 08:14 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MaDalton
i got high blood pressure - viagra will fix all my problems, eternally :Oh crap :error

YOu can't take viagra and have high blood pressure?!

Oh shit.

Antonio 08-17-2006 08:22 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by C_U_Next_Tuesday
I am glad my man doesnt even think about anal.. he loves the pussy..thinks asshole fucking is for homosexuals that dont like pussy.. whew

he's closet gay - mark my word, sooner or later you'll find out, start preparing an exit strategy

godisdead 08-17-2006 08:28 AM

Hmm... maybe he has something he wants to try that you don't like. Perhaps you can make a deal?

tranza 08-17-2006 08:29 AM

[QUOTEhahahaha^..^=](yes i have a motivation with this - my bf wont give me anal LOL :Oh crap )[/QUOTE]

My Gf won't let me give her anal.... I wish my gf was like you....

:(

tranza 08-17-2006 08:31 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by XMaster
Tell him that you won't give blowjob anymore.

That would make me change my mind about ANYTHING!

p1mpdogg 08-17-2006 08:35 AM

i bet this thread sadly pains firehorse

hahahha

I wonder what its like to have your EX post that she is begging for her BF to fuck her shitter.

haha

firehorse, it must suck to be you.

Tom_PM 08-17-2006 08:38 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by tranza
My Gf won't let me give her anal.... I wish my gf was like you....

:(

Eureka! Set up a swap! :winkwink:

LiveDose 08-17-2006 08:41 AM

Speechless.

BlackCrayon 08-17-2006 08:47 AM

has he even tried it? either way, i wish my girlfriend was more like you in that department.

MediaGuy 08-17-2006 09:04 AM

I just like to please and it isn't beyond my repugnance level - if she asked I would go for it, just to see that look and feel that ecstasy in her ... but it seems to require much prep - unless you're in the shower or something :P

DamageX 08-17-2006 09:06 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MaDalton
i got high blood pressure - viagra will fix all my problems, eternally :Oh crap :error

What a way to go, too! :)

DateDoc 08-17-2006 09:07 AM

bend over and I will try it and let you know.

dunefield 08-17-2006 09:17 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by kitty
say your girlfriend REALLY wants you to stick it in her pooper ..
but you're not into that.. you only liek pussy

what would it take to convince you to give it a go?

(yes i have a motivation with this - my bf wont give me anal LOL :Oh crap )

you'd have to be swallowing all my loads...

Itchy 08-17-2006 09:18 AM

Show me a BF who won't and I'll show you a neighbor who will :)

Pornopat 08-17-2006 09:34 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MaDalton
i got high blood pressure - viagra will fix all my problems, eternally :Oh crap :error

Ask your doctor. Mine told me last week that it is n....
Wait!!! offcourse I dont need viagra and offcourse I dont have a high blood pressure...
Who said that???
:mad:

baddog 08-17-2006 09:36 AM

[QUOTE =^..^=]say your girlfriend REALLY wants you to stick it in her pooper ..
but you're not into that.. you only liek pussy

what would it take to convince you to give it a go?

(yes i have a motivation with this - my bf wont give me anal LOL :Oh crap )[/QUOTE]


You could take a video of me giving it to you so he can see how much you enjoy it.

C-Bass 08-17-2006 09:36 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Nightwind
Damn, i need to find a girl like you.


wut he said

born4porn 08-17-2006 09:37 AM

maybe threaten to leave him unless he acts more like a man? :winkwink:

Donny 08-17-2006 09:37 AM

I am not into it either. I like the pussy. If Belinda really wanted me to do it I'd turn her down. Eventually, when she made it clear she really really wanted it badly I'd do it just to make her happy. I'd use that opportunity to get something * I * wanted however. :)

EDIT: tell him he can fuck your sister or your best friend if he gives you anal. That might work. :1orglaugh

Dirty Dane 08-17-2006 09:37 AM

tell him its that or either sandwich :pimp

Jarmusch 08-17-2006 09:44 AM

A very thorough enema.

Gabriel 08-17-2006 09:50 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jarmusch
A very thorough enema.

very thorough

tranza 08-17-2006 10:17 AM

We need more posts in this thread..... From girls.....

L-Pink 08-17-2006 10:19 AM

What's the difference between anal sex and a microwave?

A microwave won't brown your meat.

baddog 08-17-2006 10:21 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by L-Pink
What's the difference between anal sex and a microwave?

A microwave won't brown your meat.


I don't know that that is true. Don't they have browning elements now?

jimmy-3-way 08-17-2006 10:21 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by tranza
We need more posts in this thread..... From girls.....

Or at least those webmasters who pretend they are girls.

PussyTeenies 08-17-2006 10:31 AM

when he is asleep .. stroke his dick. then stick it in ... then wake him ;)

NoCarrier 08-17-2006 10:39 AM

I don't want a shit cone on my dick. Not my thing.

Jarmusch 08-17-2006 10:39 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by PussyTeenies
when he is asleep .. stroke his dick. then stick it in

Or just wait for the morning wood.

Phoenix 08-17-2006 10:40 AM

just ask nicely...and im down ;)

tranza 08-17-2006 10:56 AM

This thread will have 2 pages for sure.....

woj 08-17-2006 11:00 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Antonio
he's closet gay - mark my word, sooner or later you'll find out, start preparing an exit strategy

:thumbsup

one eight 08-17-2006 11:05 AM

The answer here is simple.. ATM, or in this case MTA.

Shaft_1971 08-17-2006 11:07 AM

Whatever my girl want's my girl gets - especially ANAL :upsidedow


[QUOTEhahahaha^..^=]say your girlfriend REALLY wants you to stick it in her pooper ..
but you're not into that.. you only liek pussy

what would it take to convince you to give it a go?

(yes i have a motivation with this - my bf wont give me anal LOL :Oh crap )[/QUOTE]

Vitasoy 08-17-2006 11:14 AM

Find a different man.. :)

Vlad 08-17-2006 11:20 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by p1mpdogg
i bet this thread sadly pains firehorse

hahahha

I wonder what its like to have your EX post that she is begging for her BF to fuck her shitter.

haha

firehorse, it must suck to be you.

omfg , is that for real !?!? :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :Oh crap

StuartD 08-17-2006 11:21 AM

Shove a baseball bat up his ass in his sleep.... big end first... and say "There honey, see how great that feels?"

Pornwolf 08-17-2006 11:34 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by dunefield
you'd have to be swallowing all my loads...

I think Kitty has that covered.:1orglaugh

madleinx 08-17-2006 11:42 AM

Don't fuck him, suck him, nothin' for two weeks. When that's over, start giving him the blowjob of his LIFE. Then stop...before he comes. Make him beg!! Get him right on the edge of orgasm then stop every time. Continue until he is convinced that the only way he is going to get off is in your ass.

BTW, anal, done properly, isn't messy at all, no enemas required. :pimp

=^..^= 08-17-2006 11:45 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by godisdead
Hmm... maybe he has something he wants to try that you don't like. Perhaps you can make a deal?


Hmmmmmm theres only 3 thign i wont try :

1)kids
2)animals
3)shit eating


apart from that anything goes
so no chance for makign deals there


BTW keep the posts comign i haven't laughed my head off this much in ages :glugglug


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