Its true, im a virgin..............
 

and i work in the adult industry












im a failure :(

What can you do. :)

well tonight im going out to pay some slut :pimp

at least you are closing in on 15k posts... at this rate you will overtake juicy in a year or 2...

i would trade it all to get laid :winkwink:

That's the spirit...(kind of) :pimp

I just hope you're not going to pay her for a cheeseburger and call it another night.

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step one.. go outside

im buying you a hooker if you come to a show

:1orglaugh i wont buy just a burger :1orglaugh

seriously?

ill be there forsure :)

Younger women (sub 23-24) are really into assholes? just treat them like dirt and you?re bound to get laid. Older women prefer class. GILFS want you to bring some Fixodent for their dentures but trust me, tell them you lost it because nothing is hotter than get a blowjob from a GILF with no teeth.

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Or fly to Sac and we'll have 6 of our cute twinky boys have a go at you :)

lol :1orglaugh :helpme

seriously?!?! :1orglaugh

:helpme

me too .................................... but I have two kids

congrats

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i've never been penitrated by the male penis

i must be a virgin too

Pay slut and have fun!

You think we care??

u gotta be kidding!

go to amsterdam

nope :(

but ill find some slut soon :winkwink:

Don't do it!

Once you try it you'll be hooked up and you won't have the will to post on gfy 18 hours a day :winkwink:

ah who cares.. it's just sex.
You're not missing a whole lot.

congrats to the winners

that is a big possibility :1orglaugh

Come to germany
i spend a free ride :-) -> here

goodluck.... stay safe.... :)

Hey, why not? I'm sure we could lure the surfers in with a "straight virgin webmaster gets plowed by 6 hot gay boys" scene :)

sorry to hear that buddy!

im sure YOUD like to see that :winkwink: :1orglaugh

Go on myspace.. I bet there's bound to be a girl who wants to de-virginize you ;)

true, but i seriously dont want to give my personal information to them...

who knows whats going to happen with it...

Nobody wuld give you ? Or what?:Oh crap

Apply what you learned at marketing. It's about traffic and conversion. So either your conversion sucks or your traffic or both. Most likely your conversion sucks and that's why you're too shy to bring on any traffic, so to speak.

You basically have two choices:

Buy a hooker with your sig money.

Go out and hit on girls till there's no tomorrow and learn in the process.

A little tip: Women want men who are self-confident.

If you're self-confident and don't kiss her ass all the time and tease her a little and go out and talk to about 20 girls a night, you're bound to get some.

So move your ass and get going. :thumbsup

May be you don't want woman to approach you? Or even afraid or them. Or men?
Then this is not a problem. You may stay on your own and don't care about your virginity.
THough, to tell the trith, virginity is bad for your health.

well i sure have to get out alot more :)

you'd have to. :D

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that's fine...
hehe... at least you're one in a million! :)

post more and im sure you'll get laid

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I will take masturbation over STD's any day of the month.

Go to Amsterdam and have fun.First you need to learn having sex and then found girl.

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that might just work :1orglaugh