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Platinum Lantern 08-18-2006 11:45 PM

Do you have an STD Angel?
 
There have been soooooo many instances in my life were I didn't get to fuck a chick I really wanted to fuck only to find out later the chick has an STD.

Has this ever happened to you?

I always use a condom now, but there is shit out there nowadays that a condom can't save you from.

Thankful to my STD Angel I have never gotten an STD

StickyGreen 08-18-2006 11:47 PM

ya i think i got an angel, i can't believe i'm clean...

and i can't believe my ex never got pregnant either...holy shit i lucked out...

darnit 08-18-2006 11:49 PM

I just got the full battery of tests for everything. Literally everything. If there is a test I took it - for good reasons.

I love the STD angels - clean as can be :)

gfyworldnews 08-18-2006 11:50 PM

No, only a dirty n i g g e r like yourself would even make up such a ridiculous concept.

Platinum Lantern 08-18-2006 11:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by gfyworldnews
No, only a dirty n i g g e r like yourself would even make up such a ridiculous concept.

MY DICK IS BIGGER THAN YOURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRS

spunkmaster 08-18-2006 11:59 PM

I fucked hundreds of chicks in Asia in my younger days and most
of the time I used a rubber but there were several times that I pulled it off after the 3rd or 4th fuck of the night and I never ever caught anything !

I did catch crabs in a hotel in Chicago one time from the sheets though :(

StickyGreen 08-19-2006 12:01 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by spunkmaster
I fucked hundreds of chicks in Asia in my younger days and most
of the time I used a rubber but there were several times that I pulled it off after the 3rd or 4th fuck of the night and I never ever caught anything !

I did catch crabs in a hotel in Chicago one time from the sheets though :(

lol you got crabs?

Damian_Maxcash 08-19-2006 12:02 AM

Ive had crabs - I tried laying in the bath for about 5 hours - I thought I could drown the little fuckers - It didnt work :(

OG LennyT 08-19-2006 12:13 AM

LOL @ STD angel

spunkmaster 08-19-2006 01:14 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by StickyGreen
lol you got crabs?


Yea from the top of the sheets LOL.

I flew from Asia to Chicago and took a shower at the hotel and fell asleep
on top of the bed naked.

The next morning the little bastards were on me and I tried picking them off.

I thought I got them but about a month later they exploded all over my ass and balls.

It must have been a momma that laid thousands of eggs because I was picking them out for weeks.

I finally went to the doctor and he gave me some acid soap and that killed the fuckers !

StickyGreen 08-19-2006 01:15 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by spunkmaster
Yea from the top of the sheets LOL.

I flew from Asia to Chicago and took a shower at the hotel and fell asleep
on top of the bed naked.

The next morning the little bastards were on me and I tried picking them off.

I thought I got them but about a month later they exploded all over my ass and balls.

It must have been a momma that laid thousands of eggs because I was picking them out for weeks.

I finally went to the doctor and he gave me some acid soap and that killed the fuckers !

uhhhmm...thanks for sharing. :eek7 :eek7 :eek7

L-Pink 08-19-2006 01:17 AM

Unfortunately no, my neighbors however are use to hearing me scream when taking a piss.

Wiggles 08-19-2006 03:02 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by spunkmaster
Yea from the top of the sheets LOL.

I flew from Asia to Chicago and took a shower at the hotel and fell asleep
on top of the bed naked.

The next morning the little bastards were on me and I tried picking them off.

I thought I got them but about a month later they exploded all over my ass and balls.

It must have been a momma that laid thousands of eggs because I was picking them out for weeks.

I finally went to the doctor and he gave me some acid soap and that killed the fuckers !



hahaha great post!


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