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you ever try to jerkoff high on coke?
my friend said he just tried and says its hopeles lol, I told him that it's just because he's a limp dick, and he said no, it numb dick lol
ever have that! lol I never have :1orglaugh suckers:winkwink: |
I've done it plenty of times! Works fine!
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he says the shit is raw now hahha sucka just to drunk i think... he blames it on the good stuff :1orglaugh but he wont stop and he's yelling like we care... i just wanna sleep for fuvk sakes... guess thats what you get for living with 4 guys! :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh |
you are a little to close to your friend... seriously.
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lol, true. Although we are house mates in a SMALL house:mad: sucks most of the time but it's cheap! :thumbsup |
do you share beds to save on expenses?
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BTW we don't get any privacy )sp?( i'm drunk as fuck.. so excuse the spelling... which does suck balls... my gf is afraid to get naked cuz they bust in all the time! :disgust
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even makes the nobleist man act like a fool at best.... or whatever the fuck jack sparrows little fling says in the first one.... haven't seen the 2nd yet!:Oh crap |
never tried it myself
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I tried it, because of those fucks, but let me tell you!
It's not all it cracked up to be! :1orglaugh :1orglaugh get it! ok not funny. but it just makes them talk 100 miles an hour, and never shut up dammit.. my nieghbors are gonna kill us, they are in the back yard (townhouse ) so they're waking people up left right and center for fuck sakes!:Oh crap |
when i tired it i was way harder and could go for way longer.
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ive been on coke many many times before
and i was able to bust a nut, so i think you're friend might have a problem :winkwink: |
hugs not drugs
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I think this guys has done too much, you'd know if you saw him he hsa that .... i dunno, fucking retarded look on his face i think he's done for the night, but the chic wont give upp lol, why can't i find those! dammit Yo, i'm gonna be in MTL in 2 weeks, wanna get drunk? you post whore!:thumbsup |
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borrrringggg, next... lol (kidding) I just like to drink some beers, and smoke a joint then i'm good for the night...(as long as i smokde b4 i drink, after equal :waaaaahh :eek2 :throwup |
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ok, but none of that nonesense, last time. I had to watch two of my friends fuck a hole in the wall at one of those clubs... lol, they had a bunch of bums warming up in the place while they gave all the instructions on the rules. lol we iddnt know whaty was going on we just followed them... then next thing you know my buddy paid 60$ to fuck (basically a fleslight in the wall) while she rubbed him down...
what a waste of time, at least the bums new of an underground club, i just had to but them some drinks... :thumbsup it went to 7am then we left so it prob went on, but wow what a time:pimp |
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fucking used fleshlights in the wall, that must be sticky :1orglaugh
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the pleasure you'll get from it will be way greater ....:warning |
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LOL, I know, but honestly those bums knew how to party! one guy had a cd player in his hands, like a full sized cd player for a home stereo. He wanted me to give him 20$ for it. I Said fuck that, i'll give you 5$, he said no. Eventually he gave in cuz his crack dealer came along... lol :1orglaugh and he got one puff out of it. I gave the cd player to another bum that was in that sex place, and her got pissed lol, was a fun time tho... to many bums tho, they made me broke just cuz i feel so bad... but they should get a job, seriously, its not hard:2 cents: |
I aways had problems getting/staying hard when I was doing coke.. But I had friends who said it improved their performance. Go figure!
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well if they could get it up, it prob improved their performance because they couldn't fell shit lol, no one pump chump move :1orglaugh :1orglaugh ... but me it makes me not feel shit when i used to do it... kinda bored of it now though I know that feeling, but only cuz of too much booze, damn red wine hits your hard after night of drinking! :winkwink: :) |
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they will be much more entertaining on it rather then not, cuz they will feel more confident, and dominant so it makes it more interesting.... no? |
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