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Thumbking 08-19-2006 02:46 AM

you ever try to jerkoff high on coke?
 
my friend said he just tried and says its hopeles lol, I told him that it's just because he's a limp dick, and he said no, it numb dick lol

ever have that! lol I never have :1orglaugh

suckers:winkwink:

Tom Cruise 08-19-2006 02:47 AM

I've done it plenty of times! Works fine!

Thumbking 08-19-2006 02:50 AM

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Originally Posted by Tom Cruise
I've done it plenty of times! Works fine!

take longer then normal?
he says the shit is raw now hahha sucka just to drunk i think... he blames it on the good stuff :1orglaugh but he wont stop and he's yelling like we care... i just wanna sleep for fuvk sakes... guess thats what you get for living with 4 guys! :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

Alky 08-19-2006 02:52 AM

you are a little to close to your friend... seriously.

Thumbking 08-19-2006 02:53 AM

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Originally Posted by Alky
you are a little to close to your friend... seriously.


lol, true. Although we are house mates in a SMALL house:mad: sucks most of the time but it's cheap! :thumbsup

Alky 08-19-2006 02:54 AM

do you share beds to save on expenses?

Thumbking 08-19-2006 02:55 AM

BTW we don't get any privacy )sp?( i'm drunk as fuck.. so excuse the spelling... which does suck balls... my gf is afraid to get naked cuz they bust in all the time! :disgust

Thumbking 08-19-2006 02:58 AM

http://www.dea.gov/photos/cocaine/cocaine2_thumb.jpg

even makes the nobleist man act like a fool at best.... or whatever the fuck jack sparrows little fling says in the first one.... haven't seen the 2nd yet!:Oh crap

free4porn 08-19-2006 02:59 AM

never tried it myself

Thumbking 08-19-2006 03:04 AM

I tried it, because of those fucks, but let me tell you!



It's not all it cracked up to be! :1orglaugh :1orglaugh get it!

ok not funny. but it just makes them talk 100 miles an hour, and never shut up dammit.. my nieghbors are gonna kill us, they are in the back yard (townhouse ) so they're waking people up left right and center for fuck sakes!:Oh crap

Wiggles 08-19-2006 03:05 AM

when i tired it i was way harder and could go for way longer.

madawgz 08-19-2006 03:05 AM

ive been on coke many many times before

and i was able to bust a nut, so i think you're friend might have a problem :winkwink:

Bro Media - BANNED FOR LIFE 08-19-2006 03:06 AM

hugs not drugs

Thumbking 08-19-2006 03:11 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by madawgz
ive been on coke many many times before

and i was able to bust a nut, so i think you're friend might have a problem :winkwink:


I think this guys has done too much, you'd know if you saw him he hsa that .... i dunno, fucking retarded look on his face i think he's done for the night, but the chic wont give upp lol, why can't i find those! dammit

Yo, i'm gonna be in MTL in 2 weeks, wanna get drunk? you post whore!:thumbsup

Thumbking 08-19-2006 03:12 AM

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Originally Posted by LOL :D
hugs not drugs


borrrringggg, next... lol (kidding)

I just like to drink some beers, and smoke a joint then i'm good for the night...(as long as i smokde b4 i drink, after equal :waaaaahh :eek2 :throwup

madawgz 08-19-2006 03:15 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Thumbking
I think this guys has done too much, you'd know if you saw him he hsa that .... i dunno, fucking retarded look on his face i think he's done for the night, but the chic wont give upp lol, why can't i find those! dammit

Yo, i'm gonna be in MTL in 2 weeks, wanna get drunk? you post whore!:thumbsup

:1orglaugh yeah i guess hit me up when you're down here and well have some drinks

Thumbking 08-19-2006 03:19 AM

ok, but none of that nonesense, last time. I had to watch two of my friends fuck a hole in the wall at one of those clubs... lol, they had a bunch of bums warming up in the place while they gave all the instructions on the rules. lol we iddnt know whaty was going on we just followed them... then next thing you know my buddy paid 60$ to fuck (basically a fleslight in the wall) while she rubbed him down...

what a waste of time, at least the bums new of an underground club, i just had to but them some drinks... :thumbsup

it went to 7am then we left so it prob went on, but wow what a time:pimp

jaffie 08-19-2006 03:23 AM

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Originally Posted by Alky
do you share beds to save on expenses?

:1orglaugh

madawgz 08-19-2006 03:23 AM

fucking used fleshlights in the wall, that must be sticky :1orglaugh

SAM SIYC 08-19-2006 03:26 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Alky
you are a little to close to your friend... seriously.

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh read my mind


the pleasure you'll get from it will be way greater ....:warning

Thumbking 08-19-2006 03:28 AM

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Originally Posted by madawgz
fucking used fleshlights in the wall, that must be sticky :1orglaugh


LOL, I know, but honestly those bums knew how to party! one guy had a cd player in his hands, like a full sized cd player for a home stereo. He wanted me to give him 20$ for it. I Said fuck that, i'll give you 5$, he said no. Eventually he gave in cuz his crack dealer came along... lol :1orglaugh and he got one puff out of it. I gave the cd player to another bum that was in that sex place, and her got pissed lol, was a fun time tho... to many bums tho, they made me broke just cuz i feel so bad... but they should get a job, seriously, its not hard:2 cents:

BIGTYMER 08-19-2006 03:37 AM

I aways had problems getting/staying hard when I was doing coke.. But I had friends who said it improved their performance. Go figure!

Thumbking 08-19-2006 03:41 AM

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Originally Posted by BigTymer
I aways had problems getting/staying hard when I was doing coke.. But I had friends who said it improved their performance. Go figure!


well if they could get it up, it prob improved their performance because they couldn't fell shit lol, no one pump chump move :1orglaugh :1orglaugh ... but me it makes me not feel shit when i used to do it... kinda bored of it now though I know that feeling, but only cuz of too much booze, damn red wine hits your hard after night of drinking! :winkwink: :)

Quotealex 08-19-2006 04:30 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Thumbking
my friend said he just tried and says its hopeles lol,

That's odd. Many stunt cocks need that shit to perform, and how would they be able to perfome it was hopeless!

Thumbking 08-19-2006 04:36 AM

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Originally Posted by Alex from Montreal
That's odd. Many stunt cocks need that shit to perform, and how would they be able to perfome it was hopeless!

I think that might have to do with their confidence, not their package :2 cents: ?

they will be much more entertaining on it rather then not, cuz they will feel more confident, and dominant so it makes it more interesting.... no?

stickyfingerz 08-19-2006 05:13 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by madawgz
ive been on coke many many times before

and i was able to bust a nut, so i think you're friend might have a problem :winkwink:

Should of found a girl to do it so you could of maybe got your end wet with some coke whore.... :winkwink:


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