I finally curbed my wifes spending habits.
 

You've all seen me post about my wife , who very much enjoys our adult income, and the spending problems that come with it lol

Well .. today I won .

Here's how :

Across all 4 screens in this office , this was displayed this morning.:1orglaugh :1orglaugh

http://twistedbydesigns.com/clients/killpuppy.jpg

I wouldn't kill the puppy , so let's not get all retarded

i just keep my wife locked in the bedroom..she cant spend shit on there

oh wait home shopping channel..lol

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Damn I have to find a way to do the same

damn hehe

Well no shit.. you mean to tell me thats where all my money went :winkwink:

nice! Is it working?

Mr. Romance

haha no , this sign detered her from spending that LOL

That poor puppy :( It's doooooooooooomed. :)

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well this is very very hard to solve problem :)

Doesn't take em long to empty out that wallet in your back pocket sometimes thats for sure.

LMAO

"I'll choke the little fucker" - That's awesome.

very nice hahahah

lol holy shit thats strict :1orglaugh

Damn and I thought the way to do it was just to have no income.

Fuck that, I am not buying a dog.

poor puppy has to pay :) Nice threat there for your wifey

lol, guess im lucky my girlfriend has her own income to spend.

Just wondering......why don't you put your wife to work for you so that you can double your income? Then she won't have the time to spend the money that the both of you will be making. hehehe

Dude I feel your pain! My woman will go to the store 3 or 4 times a week if i let her. "Baby there's a sale" is what i hear and she's on her way. I'm like, babe, do we really need that or are you getting it just because it's on sale? I will give it to her, she's a bargain shopper. She goes to like 3 different stored when she shops because i guess certain stores have deals on certain things. But fuck, my pockets take a hit every time. However, when i go to the fridge and there's food there or when i get in the shower and i have soap, i cant really complain. She tries to stay inside the budget.

must be very persuasive way:)

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You must be single .

Women first spend their money on little shit you don't notice .. make up , hair dye and shit that you'll see maybe in 6 months and wonder where it came from .

THEN they take your wallet and come home with couches , TV's , little dangly things that make no sence etc , All when ya simply sent her for a pack of smokes while ya worked for a bit :{P

Pinky has her income ;)
And I have OUR income :1orglaugh

haha nice, my wife is a stay at home mom with my kids now so she only gets like $100/month from government, thats how i stopped her spending.

Always remember "Whats hers is hers and whats yours is hers"

Is that $200 a day or per week or what?

Oh , just today
I had something I had to pick up and didn't want her shoppin her way into my budget ;)

another thing that might work is keep saying how you pay for everything. make sure when you talk about stuff in your home you say, my tv..my car...my couch. i find this pisses my girlfriend off and makes her want to pay for everything.

looks like i am gonna have to keep sending you customers ;)

well i hope that works for you :1orglaugh

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Yeah, my gf is never off those channels. And 90% of the shit she buys she never uses...

I'd spend $500 just to show you who was boss. :1orglaugh

Well , She must love that puppy .
She was UNDER budget , and my fridge is full of veggies and meat :thumbsup :thumbsup

haha That works for me :thumbsup

Pinky

For some reason I also write woman as "womain" at times. Slip of the fingers.

You sir still owe my and my client that flyer.. its been a while.

Hit me then , cause hittin you ain't workin ;)

I have a question , then it's yours

hahah that's great

Did she notice the spelling error? :)

Lucky bastard!!!!!

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Nah , I didn't till now either ,

Typed it at 8 am this morning as I was going to bed !
wasn't exactly aiming for perfection ;) LOL

http://www.meloncorp.com/arch/0088/Borat.jpg

"why you not put her to her cage?"

good for you

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What if the wife makes 10x more than the husband and spends her own money?

Not all women need or even WANT their husbands money to spend. Some make enough to be able to pay ALL the bills and pay for ALL their own shit.

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I hope that works perfectly fine.

I guess you believe in fairy tales :1orglaugh

Woo What A Playa

your poor fuking wife she should look elsewhere if shes not already