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BoyAlley 08-23-2006 05:24 PM
Teh BoyAlley Needs A Break: Ask Him Anything In This Thread
 
I'm sick of working I needed to take a little break and chill.

Sooo I got some Counting Crows playing, a nice cup of tea in front of me, my comfy clothes on, and a pair of ducky slippers cuz I'm thexy like that.

As Teh BoyAlley anything about anything in this thread............

Dagwolf 08-23-2006 05:28 PM
If Counting Crows have been counting crows since 1991, how many crows have Counting Crows counted?

Gabriel 08-23-2006 05:29 PM
Is there any woman that you've fantasized being with?

BoyAlley 08-23-2006 05:29 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Dagwolf
If Counting Crows have been counting crows since 1991, how many crows have Counting Crows counted?
Sadly the Counting Crows can't count crows. :(

Dagwolf 08-23-2006 05:29 PM
and... Are you still gay?

Vendzilla 08-23-2006 05:29 PM
atmoic weight of peanut butter, extra chunky?

MattK 08-23-2006 05:30 PM
how much more is gay traffic worth than straight surfers?

BoyAlley 08-23-2006 05:31 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Gabriel
Is there any woman that you've fantasized being with?
You mean other than Ruth?!?!?!

I use to think Sandra Bullock was cute. Although that could be because she has masculine features.....

Dagwolf 08-23-2006 05:31 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Dagwolf
and... Are you still gay?

It's more fun to ask a straight guy this question for some reason.

gimo33 08-23-2006 05:32 PM
is there any way to turn you straight?...

BoyAlley 08-23-2006 05:32 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Dagwolf
and... Are you still gay?
Yes actually I just got done exercising my homosexuality, thus the comfy clothes and tea.

Gabriel 08-23-2006 05:32 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by BoyAlley
You mean other than Ruth?!?!?!

I use to think Sandra Bullock was cute. Although that could be because she has masculine features.....
She does? Um I think shes hot too, what does that say about me?

gimo33 08-23-2006 05:33 PM
does you elbow itch?.... which one?... why???

BoyAlley 08-23-2006 05:34 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by gimo33
is there any way to turn you straight?...
Well, I suppose if I had a sex change operation and became a female, I'd still love the cock, and would technically then be straight I guess?

Unfortunately I love my penis far too much, and have knobby knees, so it'd never work....

Dagwolf 08-23-2006 05:34 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Gabriel
She does? Um I think shes hot too, what does that say about me?
It means what you think it means. Take the blue pill, Neo, and forget what you've seen.

BoyAlley 08-23-2006 05:34 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Gabriel
She does? Um I think shes hot too, what does that say about me?
That's a question you have to answer for yourself. If you ever feel the need to experiment, you have my ICQ.......

BoyAlley 08-23-2006 05:35 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by gimo33
does you elbow itch?.... which one?... why???
My elbow never itches when I'm in my own threads......

BoyAlley 08-23-2006 05:36 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by MattK
how much more is gay traffic worth than straight surfers?
Conversion and retention is better in the gay market, but there's way more traffic in the straight market, so that's that.

BoyAlley 08-23-2006 05:37 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Vendzilla
atmoic weight of peanut butter, extra chunky?
That's a thexy dancing banana you have there in yours sig. :winkwink:

gimo33 08-23-2006 05:38 PM
how many girls did you fucked right (in the past of course)?...

Scott McD 08-23-2006 05:38 PM
Ever nailed/been nailed off a tranny ??

BoyAlley 08-23-2006 05:40 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Scott McD
Ever nailed/been nailed off a tranny ??
No Trannies are mean and scurry..... :Oh crap

beta-tester 08-23-2006 05:41 PM
Hey gay, can you provide me HQ gay movie galleries with 240x180 thumbs cropped and ready for MGP?

If so, ICQ me....(in my sig)

BoyAlley 08-23-2006 05:41 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by gimo33
how many girls did you fucked right (in the past of course)?...
4.....

Well, depends how you define "right". I found the right whole if that counts for anything.....

Lawds Mercy I need an asprin.

BoyAlley 08-23-2006 05:42 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by beta-tester
Hey gay, can you provide me HQ gay movie galleries with 240x180 thumbs cropped and ready for MGP?

If so, ICQ me....(in my sig)
Hey, I'm not your bitch!

You gotta buy me dinner first......

gimo33 08-23-2006 05:43 PM
noob question... this really confuse me...
pls differentiate a tranny, shemale, and gay

jOE =D 08-23-2006 05:44 PM
Why cock? Vagina is so much better!

jOE =D 08-23-2006 05:44 PM
Why cock? Vagina is so much better!

KMR Stitch 08-23-2006 05:46 PM
How does this work?
http://www.bofunk.com/video/3685/three_card_monte.html

beta-tester 08-23-2006 05:46 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by BoyAlley
Hey, I'm not your bitch!

You gotta buy me dinner first......
okay, you whinning biatch... I'll buy you freakin dinner... :pimp

BoyAlley 08-23-2006 05:48 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by gimo33
noob question... this really confuse me...
pls differentiate a tranny, shemale, and gay
Gay = A man that's attracted to other men.

Tranny = An individual that was born with gender dysphoria, IE they feel that they are actually a woman that was born into a man's body. Usually they live life as a woman, take hormones, and eventually seek to have sexual reassignment surgery.

Shemale = A transgendered person that hasn't gone through sexual reassignment surgery, but has taken hormones and developed feminine traits (breasts for example).

heywood 08-23-2006 05:49 PM
is it true, from yourself and gay men that you know, that gay men aren't interested in trannies? I've heard that only "straight" men who are in the closet are interested in trannies, that most gay men want nothing to do with them.

BoyAlley 08-23-2006 05:50 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by heywood
is it true, from yourself and gay men that you know, that gay men aren't interested in trannies? I've heard that only "straight" men who are in the closet are interested in trannies, that most gay men want nothing to do with them.
VERY true. I've never met a single gay man that's been into trannies (although I'm sure some exist somewhere).

Scott McD 08-23-2006 05:50 PM
What age did you realise you were ghey ??

BoyAlley 08-23-2006 05:52 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by KMR Stitch
There are several ways to perform a 3 card monty routine, including using a double lift, "rough" cards, and an "over throw". When I use to perform it, I always used an "over throw", but people that don't like to practice tend to cheat and use "rough" cards (cards that are covered with a special spray that makes them indetectibly rough which allows you to manipulate multiple cards as one).

BoyAlley 08-23-2006 05:53 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Scott McD
What age did you realise you were ghey ??
Right after I graduated highschool.

FYI: I met my life partner when I was 19 and we've been together ever since (I'm 27 now).

free4porn 08-23-2006 05:53 PM
how much could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

gimo33 08-23-2006 05:54 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by BoyAlley
Gay = A man that's attracted to other men.

Tranny = An individual that was born with gender dysphoria, IE they feel that they are actually a woman that was born into a man's body. Usually they live life as a woman, take hormones, and eventually seek to have sexual reassignment surgery.

Shemale = A transgendered person that hasn't gone through sexual reassignment surgery, but has taken hormones and developed feminine traits (breasts for example).
so trannies and shemales are also gay? because they are attracted to other men.
a girl who used to be a man after surgery is still a tranny?
and a shemale are just poor trannies who cant afford surgery? :helpme :helpme :helpme

BoyAlley 08-23-2006 05:54 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by jOE =D
Why cock? Vagina is so much better!
How do you know which is better? I've tried both, have you? :winkwink:

beta-tester 08-23-2006 05:54 PM
btw. you don't have movie galleries at alleybucks ?

BoyAlley 08-23-2006 05:57 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by gimo33
so trannies and shemales are also gay? because they are attracted to other men.
a girl who used to be a man after surgery is still a tranny?
and a shemale are just poor trannies who cant afford surgery? :helpme :helpme :helpme
Shemale is a derogatory term, and isn't really something used by the GLBT community.

"Tranny" is short for "Transvestite", or a person that dresses and lives as the opposite sex. After a person gets sexual reassignment surgery, they're called "Transexuals".

A blanket term, which is the most politically correct and least likely to get you beat up by a nasty mean old tranny, is "Transgendered".

gimo33 08-23-2006 05:57 PM
serious question...
what if you come to a point where you want to have your own kids (not adopted ones) what are you going to do?
what if your lifetime partner comes to this point?

BoyAlley 08-23-2006 05:58 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by beta-tester
btw. you don't have movie galleries at alleybucks ?
Not until AlleyBucks 2.0 launches with our new exclusive sites. Stay tuned! :thumbsup

gimo33 08-23-2006 05:59 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by BoyAlley
Shemale is a derogatory term, and isn't really something used by the GLBT community.

"Tranny" is short for "Transvestite", or a person that dresses and lives as the opposite sex. After a person gets sexual reassignment surgery, they're called "Transexuals".

A blanket term, which is the most politically correct and least likely to get you beat up by a nasty mean old tranny, is "Transgendered".
i see..:)
so trannies dressed up and live as a women and gay dress and lives like a man.

Scott McD 08-23-2006 05:59 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by BoyAlley
FYI: I met my life partner when I was 19 and we've been together ever since (I'm 27 now).
Ahh ok.

I was about to ask the question : have you ever had a straight friend who you've thought "i'm gonna turn his ass gay so i can have my way with him", but i guess you've never needed to then...

:winkwink:

nastynun 08-23-2006 05:59 PM
How many men have you been with? Or have you only been with just the one lover?

What's the biggest cock you have taken up your alley if you have been with more than one man? :upsidedow

BoyAlley 08-23-2006 06:00 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by gimo33
serious question...
what if you come to a point where you want to have your own kids (not adopted ones) what are you going to do?
what if your lifetime partner comes to this point?

We've both talked about kids, and neither of us want them. Many gay couples do have children though, and there are many ways that they accomplish it.

Sometimes gay couples will use a surrogate mother to carry the biological child for them, and what is becoming more and more common, is for gay men and lesbian women to have children together, both couples helping to care for the child.

BoyAlley 08-23-2006 06:01 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Scott McD
Ahh ok.

I was about to ask the question : have you ever had a straight friend who you've thought "i'm gonna turn his ass gay so i can have my way with him", but i guess you've never needed to then...

:winkwink:

No, I've never "tried to turn a straight man gay". Gay men know that straight guys will never "turn" gay, just like they know they'll never "turn" straight.

heywood 08-23-2006 06:01 PM
Quote:
Sometimes gay couples will use a surrogate mother to carry the biological child for them, and what is becoming more and more common, is for gay men and lesbian women to have children together, both couples helping to care for the child
I find it funny that so many people are against this setup, yet most families today consist of four parents as well (thanks, huge divorce rate).

PMdave 08-23-2006 06:05 PM
Since this is what I believe to be the biggest misconception about gays I need to ask: You have a so called "open relationship"? (in other words: do you guys just fuck around like "all gays do"?)


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