I feel a pre-blog coming on!
 

I Feel a Pre-blog Coming On

Tomorrows night:

7-11PM Venom / Goatwhore @ The House of Blues: It all started in 1979 when 3 loveable Engish kids named Cronos, Mantas, and Abadon single handedly ?founded? black metal. (ironically Venom just sounds like a Sataned-up Moterhead). It was the early 80?s when Venom warped my fragile teenage brain with their Satanic imagery and set me on a life of drugs and crime.

Awesomeness factor: +11
Chick Factor: 0

The only drawback to bands as wicked as the aforementioned is: no girls like them. I predict there will be two 6?s there with their boyfriends.

Post-Metalicus we have:

11-?AM Watntedlist Party at Sextoy Dave?s House: Dave?s Hollywood Hills mansion parties are one of the best known snizz-schmogisborgs in Tinseltown. Dave is a master of keeping the C2R ratio well a guy?s favor?and it?s like a mile from the Venom show.

Snizz Factor: 11

Your seamless ability to go from the highest of highs to the lowest of lows in the space of a few hours makes Hollywood my kind of town.

I?m so exited?

I feel a pre-blog coming on!

Now thats my kind of town ;-)

wow, i am so dull

I will do my best to ensure blog caliber stories! :glugglug :glugglug :glugglug :throwup

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

I have had the pleasure and agree hr does run I tight door. . . . I thought Martina's birthday party rivaled however. I remember thinking, "this is like one of Dave's parties."

i feel a pre-poop coming on........brb

fuck ya .. parties at Dave's are the shit

Yeah nigga, I'm black, nigga, I'm BLACK!!!