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madawgz 08-25-2006 12:07 AM

When you die..........
 
you lose the weight of 5 nickels, around 21grams or so i believe...

now what exactly comes out of you?

you're soul? you're brain cells pop? the air in you're lungs?

anyone have a clue? :Oh crap

Donny 08-25-2006 12:10 AM

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Originally Posted by madawgz
21grams


http://www.altfg.com/Stars/twenty_one_grams_poster.jpg

madawgz 08-25-2006 12:11 AM

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Originally Posted by Donny

nothing to say on the subject?

hopefully its our souls....if we have any :1orglaugh

betabomb 08-25-2006 12:19 AM

another one bit the dust

madawgz 08-25-2006 12:24 AM

cant you guys be serious ? :\

$5 submissions 08-25-2006 12:25 AM

Damn, madawgz, I've been gone for about a week. Somehow I was expecting you'd have 20K posts when I got back. :) ;)

smutx 08-25-2006 12:26 AM

south park says you crap your pants when you die

madawgz 08-25-2006 12:29 AM

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Originally Posted by smutx
south park says you crap your pants when you die

now that is 100% true i believe

unless you take a crap and then die, then you wont shit you're pants when you die.

madawgz 08-25-2006 12:30 AM

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Originally Posted by $5 submissions
Damn, madawgz, I've been gone for about a week. Somehow I was expecting you'd have 20K posts when I got back. :) ;)

i know, i should have atleast 25k posts by now...

im doing alot of other work so its really hard :(

ill get up there soon :pimp

madawgz 08-25-2006 12:35 AM

so nobody knows what these 5 nickels are?

madawgz 08-25-2006 12:40 AM

http://www.thatquiz.com/images/money/us-nickel.gif

madawgz 08-25-2006 12:44 AM

maybe fiddy cent?

http://www.stanford.edu/~clint/cp/ca5082.jpg

Dagwolf 08-25-2006 12:50 AM

You lose a nickel. It's the death tax implemented by the Department of Mortality in 1887; due to the timeless nature of the aether inflation has not taken place on the "other side", and the tax has not been increased since. The tax is collected by radiant beings at the moment of death.

madawgz 08-25-2006 12:50 AM

who the fuck are these guys?

http://img247.imageshack.us/img247/7...ashfulllv6.jpg

CaptainHowdy 08-25-2006 12:54 AM

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Originally Posted by Dagwolf
You lose a nickel. It's the death tax implemented by the Department of Mortality in 1887; due to the timeless nature of the aether inflation has not taken place on the "other side", and the tax has not been increased since. The tax is collected by radiant beings at the moment of death.

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh !!

madawgz 08-25-2006 12:54 AM

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Originally Posted by Dagwolf
You lose a nickel. It's the death tax implemented by the Department of Mortality in 1887; due to the timeless nature of the aether inflation has not taken place on the "other side", and the tax has not been increased since. The tax is collected by radiant beings at the moment of death.

whoa, a rule that was made 100 years before i was born :o

so you're saying they tax us when we die?

2HousePlague 08-25-2006 12:56 AM

Post mortem is just another word for audit.

2hp

madawgz 08-25-2006 12:57 AM

http://img183.imageshack.us/img183/7...ionguysip4.jpg

VicD 08-25-2006 01:02 AM

When i die i go to heaven because i've spent my time in hell :)

madawgz 08-25-2006 01:03 AM

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Originally Posted by vicd
When i die i go to heaven because i've spent my time in hell :)

please take me with you :1orglaugh


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