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Solid Bob 08-25-2006 04:29 PM

1000 extra hits to your blog a day? Pre-order my "ebook" and learn how.
 
Serious post.

I will be writing this guide tonight but it is not an in depth guide to blogging or anything. This is 1 trick that will get you

a) same day traffic
b) relevant backlinks
c) help with SE placement unless you are banned, flagged, etc.

Regular price will be $24.95, confirm right now for only $9.95. You can have extra traffic an hour or less after reading. Any niche, any industry, adult, mainstream, whatever.

Satisfaction Guaranteed.

Email: [email protected] to reserve.

wdsguy 08-25-2006 04:33 PM

Hahahahaha

fris 08-25-2006 04:34 PM

serious business?

mikeyddddd 08-25-2006 04:38 PM

http://www.reaktorblog.de/wp-content..._seriously.jpg

Solid Bob 08-25-2006 04:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fris
serious business?

Yep, however I'm sure you are all over it already. I just notice a ton of blogs aren't optimized to take advantage of the traffic already sitting there while some get it without knowing what they did. Not trying to rob anyone and if it's something they are doing currently I won't take their money.

Cheers. :upsidedow

Solid Bob 08-25-2006 04:42 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by wdsguy
Hahahahaha

When I first found this way back several months I put up a test blog and pulled 20k uniques in 2 weeks. Maybe not a big deal but well worth $10 or even $25. :)

Bozena X 08-25-2006 04:46 PM

good luck wit your E-book

Solid Bob 08-25-2006 04:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bozena X
good luck wit your E-book

It's all for fun. It's being written for mainstreamers I network with so most people here aren't competing with anything.

Thanks :pimp

riddler 08-25-2006 04:54 PM

hahahhahahaahaha

Solid Bob 08-25-2006 04:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by riddler
hahahhahahaahaha

Explain yourself so I can make you look like a moron. Care to try?

riddler 08-25-2006 04:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Solid Bob
Explain yourself so I can make you look like a moron. Care to try?

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

riddler 08-25-2006 05:02 PM


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Solid Bob 08-25-2006 05:02 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by riddler
:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

Ah I remember you now. I should have done a search before responding. Carry on monkey.

riddler 08-25-2006 05:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Solid Bob
Ah I remember you now. I should have done a search before responding. Carry on monkey.


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TheJimmy 08-25-2006 05:13 PM

Dammit Bob you're a cheap bitch selling it so low.

Anyways, his info is for real, I've seen it live and previewed while he was slamming some shit.

Remind me to kick you in the knee next time for passing this out to people. Figured I'd comment on this shit before it drops to the bottom, I WON't be bumping this.

Solid Bob 08-25-2006 05:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TheJimmy
Dammit Bob you're a cheap bitch selling it so low.

Anyways, his info is for real, I've seen it live and previewed while he was slamming some shit.

Remind me to kick you in the knee next time for passing this out to people. Figured I'd comment on this shit before it drops to the bottom, I WON't be bumping this.

Thanks, if you want to slam it to the mainstream world with me holla. The guy I was dealing with decided he wanted to keep it all to himself rather than sell it but I don't care to promote diet pills or video games. Rather sell the info and let someone else deal with it. You got my info. :upsidedow

Pleasurepays 08-25-2006 05:32 PM

this is shaping up to have the potential to be one of the best threads of the year.

bump for bob!

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

Solid Bob 08-25-2006 05:34 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pleasurepays
this is shaping up to have the potential to be one of the best threads of the year.

bump for bob!

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

I agree, but for different reasons than you I'm sure. The skepticism on this board, while sometimes justified, is quite hilarious.

TheSenator 08-25-2006 05:40 PM

Hmmm... I am at 15,000 uniques a day with my two blogs.

Here is the trick.

1.) Write Original text.
2.) Update everyday at least 3 to 6 post.
3.) Name your pics and videos to the relevant niche your are posting about.
4.) Cup your ass and fart.

Solid Bob 08-25-2006 05:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TheSenator
Hmmm... I am at 15,000 uniques a day with my two blogs.

Here is the trick.

1.) Write Original text.
2.) Update everyday at least 3 to 6 post.
3.) Name your pics and videos to the relevant niche your are posting about.
4.) Cup your ass and fart.

And nothing to do with what I'm talking about. Imagine that.

Solid Bob 08-25-2006 05:51 PM

That will be all for now, thanks to those that wrote and everyone else, thanks for the laugh.

jimthefiend 08-25-2006 05:52 PM

It's confirmed. You're an idiot.

Solid Bob 08-25-2006 05:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by jimthefiend
It's confirmed. You're an idiot.

Look who came out of their hole. I will be proving you wrong soon, I can't say how but I will make sure to point it out to you on here when I do.

Cheers swampmonkey.

jimthefiend 08-25-2006 05:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Solid Bob
Look who came out of their hole. I will be proving you wrong soon, I can't say how but I will make sure to point it out to you on here when I do.

Cheers swampmonkey.



Ok so you're a MORON, not an idiot.



My bad.

Apples and oranges.

RF_Erick 08-25-2006 05:58 PM

Don Lapre has e-books?:1orglaugh

Digipimp 08-25-2006 06:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by RF_Erick
Don Lapre has e-books?:1orglaugh

i think i still have my foreclosures or 900 number kit, i forget

Pleasurepays 08-25-2006 06:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Solid Bob
I agree, but for different reasons than you I'm sure. The skepticism on this board, while sometimes justified, is quite hilarious.

yeah. its totally unwarranted. we have never seen someone with a great idea offering to sell a way for people to make money. never. just doesn't happen.


PS, I am also sale short UIN

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh



besides,... anyone that knows anything at all about SEO has seen the ten million spammy websites with yellow highlighted text, lots of red, bold text and great "but wait, theres more" type offers to make millions.

those that can do. those that can't teach.
those that can't do either, sell a book outlining steps at how to do both well.

Solid Bob 08-25-2006 06:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pleasurepays
yeah. its totally unwarranted. we have never seen someone with a great idea offering to sell a way for people to make money. never. just doesn't happen.


PS, I am also sale short UIN

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

In this case you quite simply don't know what the fuck you are talking about. Yeah, that about sums it up.

Pleasurepays 08-25-2006 06:12 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Solid Bob
In this case you quite simply don't know what the fuck you are talking about. Yeah, that about sums it up.

tell everyone here... a crowd with only one common bond... making money online , how to make money on the interweb.

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

Pleasurepays 08-25-2006 06:13 PM

i just got back from playing racquetball for 5hrs. i'm tired. need to eat. when i am done, i will come back and make you my bitch alll weekend long. i promise to love you long time.

fr0gman 08-25-2006 06:13 PM

Bob...

Hit me up on ICQ.

Solid Bob 08-25-2006 06:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pleasurepays
tell everyone here... a crowd with only one common bond... making money online , how to make money on the interweb.

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

Are you god damned retarded? Can you fucking read? When you do read do you comprehend the words?

Ask yourself these questions before getting on GFY. We all know jim is a fucking retard but good lord you don't even know wtf you are arguing about.

Miguel T 08-25-2006 06:18 PM

Get a fucking life.

free4porn 08-25-2006 06:21 PM

good luck with the book :)

Solid Bob 08-25-2006 06:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by AbsolutePorn
Get a fucking life.

I'll beep you when I need a bitch to shit out a few galleries. :1orglaugh

Pleasurepays 08-25-2006 06:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Solid Bob
Are you god damned retarded? Can you fucking read? When you do read do you comprehend the words?

Ask yourself these questions before getting on GFY. We all know jim is a fucking retard but good lord you don't even know wtf you are arguing about.

i might be retarded. not so retarded that i would come to one of the most abusive forums online and post a "i can tell you how to start making more money today" thread. but i might be retarded. looks like i am not the only retard that has the sense to question your claims.

those that can... do
those that can't ... teach

Solid Bob 08-25-2006 06:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pleasurepays
i might be retarded. not so retarded that i would come to one of the most abusive forums online and post a "i can tell you how to start making more money today" thread. but i might be retarded. looks like i am not the only retard that has the sense to question your claims.

those that can... do
those that can't ... teach

In this case you are 100% clueless. Last I checked that is called talking out of your ass, you know sort of like jimthefiend does on a daily basis. Now think back to how stupid he looks regularly, there you have it, that is how you look right now. :thumbsup

Pleasurepays 08-25-2006 06:25 PM

but don't leave. i got a lot of work to do this weekend and the boards are usually slow. some of us will appreciate having a whipping boy for the next 48hrs.

:1orglaugh

Solid Bob 08-25-2006 06:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pleasurepays
but don't leave. i got a lot of work to do this weekend and the boards are usually slow. some of us will appreciate having a whipping boy for the next 48hrs.

:1orglaugh

Wow, you are a dipshit. You don't have to worry I won't be running anywhere. Drink another beer, your fantasy world will be in clear view then.

Pleasurepays 08-25-2006 06:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Solid Bob
In this case you are 100% clueless. Last I checked that is called talking out of your ass, you know sort of like jimthefiend does on a daily basis. Now think back to how stupid he looks regularly, there you have it, that is how you look right now. :thumbsup

i am still a little tired and not at the top of my game. need to eat. i'll be back to keep your thread at the top of the page later.

dont give up.

dont let all the people calling you idiot get you down

you have just established yourself as Uncle Rico of porn now, time to get to work.

follow your dreams... even if they make you look like an idiot.

http://westcommunity.typepad.com/pho...uncle_rico.jpg

mikeyddddd 08-25-2006 06:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by jimthefiend
Ok so you're a MORON, not an idiot.



My bad.

Apples and oranges.

I say toh-mah-toh, you say toh-may-toh, you say poh-tah-to, I say poh-tay-toh, I say moh-ron, you say mohr-on

Tempest 08-25-2006 06:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pleasurepays
i might be retarded. not so retarded that i would come to one of the most abusive forums online and post a "i can tell you how to start making more money today" thread. but i might be retarded.

He never said he would tell anyone how to make money.. Just one of the simple ways to get some traffic to a blog quickly... What do you have to offer?

Solid Bob 08-25-2006 06:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tempest
He never said he would tell anyone how to make money.. Just one of the simple ways to get some traffic to a blog quickly... What do you have to offer?

Haha please let them continue. The one I'm laughing at is jimthefiend talking smack when he needs the traffic more than anyone. :1orglaugh

Pleasurepays 08-25-2006 06:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tempest
He never said he would tell anyone how to make money.. Just one of the simple ways to get some traffic to a blog quickly... What do you have to offer?

you're right. i am going to sell a 24.95 e-book about how to avoid scamming idiots. it will be 9.95 if you act right now. but wait!! theres more! with your subscription, i will also give you this great set of steak knives:

http://i16.ebayimg.com/01/i/04/1a/9e/3e_1_b.JPG

Solid Bob 08-25-2006 06:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pleasurepays
you're right. i am going to sell a 24.95 e-book about how to avoid scamming idiots. it will be 9.95 if you act right now. but wait!! theres more! with your subscription, i will also give you this great set of steak knives:

http://i16.ebayimg.com/01/i/04/1a/9e/3e_1_b.JPG

Uptight moron, it was written like that on purpose. To make idiots like you act exactly as you are. :1orglaugh

Pleasurepays 08-25-2006 06:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Solid Bob
Uptight moron, it was written like that on purpose. To make idiots like you act exactly as you are. :1orglaugh

you forgot to tell us that your ICQ is lighting up and that time is running out and you are only accepting 10 more subscribers.

ooops... did i ruin it for you?

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

Solid Bob 08-25-2006 06:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pleasurepays
you forgot to tell us that your ICQ is lighting up and that time is running out and you are only accepting 10 more subscribers.

ooops... did i ruin it for you?

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

a) I closed off the offer way up there somewhere.
b) I left an email and multiple people did contact me.
c) Shouldn't you be prepping tomorrows galleries for submission?

Tempest 08-25-2006 07:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pleasurepays
you're right. i am going to sell a 24.95 e-book about how to avoid scamming idiots. it will be 9.95 if you act right now. but wait!! theres more! with your subscription, i will also give you this great set of steak knives:

http://i16.ebayimg.com/01/i/04/1a/9e/3e_1_b.JPG

I could use some new knives actually...


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