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DirtyDanza 08-28-2006 05:01 PM

I'd like to give the niner to Tassy
 
yep... been watching her for a while.. got my eye on her... I want her... so tassy cruise out to vegas anytime.. even for labor day if you want... I will snag you a room we can hang do what ever.. but please god tassy... bring some thongs to model...

Z 08-28-2006 05:02 PM

Good luck with that.

Scott McD 08-28-2006 05:02 PM

You might be out of luck. I heard she's a lesbo...

georgeyw 08-28-2006 05:04 PM

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Originally Posted by Scott McD
You might be out of luck. I heard she's a lesbo...

perhaps he has a mangina?

DirtyDanza 08-28-2006 05:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by georgeyw
perhaps he has a mangina?

yes a va guyna

DirtyDanza 08-28-2006 05:08 PM

Y'all know me.



My name is McManus.



I joined this union some
-odd years ago for two reasons:



To have intercourse
in exchange for cash...



...and two, to protect me rights
as a man-whore.



But...



...three years ago...



...when this union
told we man-whores...



...that we were to stop having
intercourse with underage girls...



...I strongly disagreed.



But I did not stand up.



I’m ashamed to say I stood down!



And then three months later...



...this union told we man-whores...



...that we were to begin washing our
private areas between customers.



Our private areas.



And once again, I’m ashamed
to report to you gentlemen...



...I stood down!



But now, sir, for what am I
to tell my -year-old boy...



...when he comes to me
and he says:



''Daddy. Daddy.



What's that thing hanging off
of your he-pussy?''



How am I to tell him, sir?

baddog 08-28-2006 05:10 PM

Wonder how Niko would feel about that.

DirtyDanza 08-28-2006 05:11 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by baddog
Wonder how Niko would feel about that.

honestly I have no idea who niko is?

Acne 08-28-2006 05:12 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by baddog
Wonder how Niko would feel about that.

Niko is a pussy just like your fat hairy ass. lol

Acne 08-28-2006 05:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DirtyDanza
honestly I have no idea who niko is?

no one does. its a disgusting onion smelling fuck that baddog made up to make himself feel like he doesn't stink. we all know he does.

Niko Bimini 08-28-2006 05:15 PM

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Originally Posted by Acne
no one does. its a disgusting onion smelling fuck that baddog made up to make himself feel like he doesn't stink. we all know he does.


:1orglaugh :1orglaugh that is for sure the first time I have ever been compared to an onion.

But comming from a pussy hiding behind a fake sig I would expect nothing less.

:thumbsup

MandyBlake 08-28-2006 05:16 PM

that's a very sweet offer :)

baddog 08-28-2006 05:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Acne
Niko is a pussy just like your fat hairy ass. lol


my ass is not fat and is definitely not hairy, which you should know after blowing me

tASSy 08-28-2006 05:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Acne
Niko is a pussy just like your fat hairy ass. lol

niko is a million times closer to my ass than any of you fools ever would be. (oh no, wait, i'm sorry, he's already had it.) get a clue and respect women if you want to FUCK them. at least fucking pretend. really. idiots. :321GFY

Acne 08-28-2006 05:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by tASSy


niko is a million times closer to my ass than any of you fools ever would be. (oh no, wait, i'm sorry, he's already had it.) get a clue and respect women if you want to FUCK them. at least fucking pretend. really. idiots. :321GFY

Nice admit... "he already had it..." sad. pink haired... whore. Oops, talent. Bad.

DirtyDanza 08-28-2006 05:28 PM

look I have no idea who niko is and by all means not trying to intentanally disrespect him.. but Tassy is hott and I'd like to slip her the niner plain and simple... I am not here to bash anyone or anything like that... Tassy I dig your look and I'd like to take you to exstacy danza style...

tranza 08-28-2006 05:29 PM

Explain to me, what does the term "give the niner" means?

scardog 08-28-2006 05:46 PM

I have to agree with you. Tassy is hot. Is it my imagination or is her twin on the front of bigsausagepizza.com in one of their segments?

baddog 08-28-2006 05:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by tranza
Explain to me, what does the term "give the niner" means?


In his case, use a vibrator on her.

DWB 08-28-2006 05:48 PM

wanna to go golfing with her?

Miss Nancy 08-28-2006 05:49 PM

I believe tASSy is a very memorable lady!!! Met her in Vegas, and she is beautiful!!:thumbsup

DirtyDanza 08-28-2006 05:49 PM

wold love to golf with her... and niner means give her the nine inches

tony286 08-28-2006 05:51 PM

she went back to being a lesbian

free4porn 08-28-2006 05:53 PM

sounds like a nice person :)

notabook 08-28-2006 05:56 PM

Tassy is not only beautiful and talented, but she also played marbles as a kid. Enough said.

pornguy 08-28-2006 05:58 PM

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Originally Posted by DirtyDanza
wold love to golf with her... and niner means give her the nine inches

So you plan to fuck her 3 times?


:)

Monique Niccole 08-28-2006 06:03 PM

Something about this thread tastes disrespectful to me. Some people should just stick to banging porn stars who don't know any better.

tASSy 08-28-2006 06:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DirtyDanza
honestly I have no idea who niko is?


honestly i wonder who Acne is? some FOS board ghost??? gimme a fucking break.

tranza 08-28-2006 06:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by pornguy
So you plan to fuck her 3 times?


:)


:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :thumbsup


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