How to secure a $10,000 NO interest 6 month loan from GFY
 

Basically provide a service that you have no intention of following through with.

If you can design a basic banner, or a website - have a "monthly special" for a SUPER cheap price that dozens and dozens of people can not possibly pass up. Once you have collected a decent amount of money, let everyone know who paid you that due to the extreme backlog it may take time to get their design out. Give excuses every week, and refund ONLY those who bitch to the point where you could get "called out" big time and blow your entire plan by causing panic.

Once you have managed to do whatever you need to do with the money and get it back after X months, begin slowly paying back those who demand it.

Never pay back the people who don't cause a fuss.

And there you have it.

Hey brad...Can you hit me up on icq bro? I got this thing you need to check out...Its the next big thing...Its a super cheap price too!

See sig for icq number

It's going to change the way we do business in adult right? That's incredible.. count me in.

dude, like i had this emergency and stuff... i'll have your banner done by next week tops bro. thanks for your understanding bro :thumbsup

No problem bro. By saying bro, you've helped lift a weight off my shoulders because I know we are still friends.

Sounds like a plan.

Seems you can't trust anyone in this industry.

I have 2 people who owe me money from GFY. I'm getting interest on both occasions, but the money sure is coming slow. Never again will I do this.

Glad to have you aboard Brad...Now remember...Please send me the money via epass ASAP...I wanna get this going....

Financial genius is rarely revealed without reward.

dude.. i totally want in to... and you won't believe it but i have this killer plan... it's so tight i can't really say anything about it here... I'll send you a non-compete as soon as i get that check... We're gonna be rich bro.

Did you get tips from 2hp ?

He inspired none of this. I've taken these tips from such geniuses as tootie, tala, alienq etc.

If you took the same amount of time to scam people you did to submit galleries you could make the same amount if not more over the long run.

For some reason, that post made me laugh my ass off. Mostly because it's so true. :1orglaugh

don't give scammers ideas :-/

I don't do design..

Prepaid traffic deals?

Thanks for the tips! I'm going to brush up on banners right now!

that's deep bro

I'm paying you guys a bit back every month, stop whining. Goddamnit.

I swear I sent it to you. Sure it's not your mail filters? Well, I would put it up on a site to see, but I don't have the password..