My Sig Auction - DONATE TO THE FUND!
 

I pledge allegiance to my Sig
of the Go Fuck Yourself.com,
and to the Sig Whores for which it stands,
one Board under Lensman,
indivisible, With Mad Views and Traffic for all.

Ok now with that said I would like to offer an OPPORTUNITY of a Life Time!!!!!

I will spend the money you donate for my sig on Wine, Coke, Spider Monkeys, and some Transvestite Hookers from craigslist.

I will pay out of pocket for the room at motel6 for this to go down I will also post up video when I am done. Please make my dreams come true GFY!

If you have money and would like to join in on the festivities just let me know!

Bidding Starts September 1st and ends September 5th.

Video will be posted by the end of the fallowing month.

Bid early to get your sig placement.

Thank you and have a wonderful weekend GFY!...

why do you have to clown on motel 6's?

You should have stayed at a Holiday Inn.

Motel 6...omg fuck that!

One dollar.

Is the donation tax deductable?

ADG Webmaster

Ill start the bidding at $10

I bid $2

Top bid is at $10

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Robocop Jesus rebooted for your sins... and this is how you repay him? For shame... for shame. Archiot will never allow you to join him beyond the Megapshere now.

Sure I don't see why not! :)

bump for ur sig

I applaud your noble cause, however to drive your bid higher this thread needs more drama.

If you could get one of the board trolls to start making malicious posts that you are harboring a secret plan to give the sig money away for AIDS research instead of using it for your stated causes, I think you would see the bid for your sig skyrocket.

Likewise, if you had a celebrity that could endorse your cause, like say, Joey Buttafucco, John Wayne Bobbitt, or even Tommy Lee, that would help by creating more drama sub-threads.

Sig whoring is a serious business. Not everyone can post "congratz", "I'd hit it" and such, day in and day, out and still respect themselves. It takes a special narcisstic breed to constantly tell everyone how great you are and insult anyone that questions otherwise. And not everyone can come up with thought provoking thread ideas like, "What's the longest turd you ever crapped?"

Stick with it though, and there are rewards beyond the simple monetary gain. First there is the fame that comes with being primarily known in life as a sig whore, and of course everyone will want to have their photo taken with you at tradeshows because, well, that's what people primarily do at tradeshows.

Finally, always remember that the true mark of a person on a board like GFY is post count...

:2 cents: <<<< that's not a smilie for offering my advice, that's my bid

ADG Webmaster

bump for ur tranny hookers. LOL

Stop feeding the kyle hoppes, Kak_azn troll