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LAJ 09-01-2006 09:48 AM

No Puke record?
 
I was thinking about this yesterday evening as I was driving home from Houston to Austin after having a dinner that involved a pile of bad crawdads at a New Orleans style restaurant whose name begins with a P and ends with an X.

With the way i was feeling on the ride home I'm surprised that I didn't baptize myself from either end during the 3 hour ride nor when I got home. It was murderous to say the least. Pepto does a body good.

Even with all the hard partying I've done over the years... I haven't spewed since June 13, 1980 when I was 11 1/2 and ate my weight in spoiled clams from a Howard Johnson's. I swore never to repeat that feeling.

I have an iron stomach and know that I'm a freak of nature anyway... but does anyone hold a candle to this? I think I could quite possibly be the no-puke record holder in adult with 26 years and 80 days?

jacked 09-01-2006 09:50 AM

thats a hell of a long time not to puke for one reason or another...

2HousePlague 09-01-2006 09:56 AM

That's quite the vomitless spell, Jay. I went about 6 years myself then 5 months ago threw up so bad I had to make a thread about it -- lol.


2hp

SiMpLe 09-01-2006 09:57 AM

You win!

GrouchyAdmin 09-01-2006 09:57 AM

I think I gave up vomiting about the same time I gave up binge drinking. No, I'm sure there's no correlation. ;)

Connor 09-01-2006 10:02 AM

Hey Jay, I was running neck and neck with you on that record until you sent me this:

http://www.southern-charms2.com/akira/ak440x010.jpg

:throwup

madawgz 09-01-2006 10:33 AM

you must have a seriously strong stomac

mardigras 09-01-2006 10:42 AM

I unfortunately have had several upchucking sessions in recent months.:(

I already battle seasonal allergies but Katrina debris/dust hit me hard and "expelling" it easily made me nauseous:Oh crap

LAJ 09-01-2006 10:44 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by 2HousePlague
That's quite the vomitless spell, Jay. I went about 6 years myself then 5 months ago threw up so bad I had to make a thread about it -- lol.


2hp

Hey six years is pretty impressive too. I'd say that deserves at least an honorable mention. I've been on the brink countless times... just never went there in over 26 years. Was really sick at the Florida show about 3 years ago from their $15 hamburger which had probably been handled by someone with less than stellar cleanliness... even tried to blow chunks that night but it didn't happen.

kristin 09-01-2006 10:44 AM

Here we go with this again ... this is like your most prized accomplishment.

I thought you lost your cookies a few years ago when we were out one night. I must be wrong.

sharp 09-01-2006 10:45 AM

I puke probably a few times a year.

Cyndalie 09-01-2006 10:45 AM

Damn Jay, you're not trying hard enough :)

I'm going on about 48 hours... Lesson of the week, never tell your man he's not agressive enough.

Connor 09-01-2006 10:47 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Cyndalie
Damn Jay, you're not trying hard enough :)

I'm going on about 48 hours... Lesson of the week, never tell your man he's not agressive enough.

Hahahaha... that's classic! :1orglaugh

GlydeGirl 09-01-2006 10:48 AM

Congrats on the dubious honour, LAJ! LOL

LAJ 09-01-2006 10:50 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by kristin
Here we go with this again ... this is like your most prized accomplishment.

I thought you lost your cookies a few years ago when we were out one night. I must be wrong.

AGAIN?!

Find one post I made about this and I'll admit to you being right for once.

And no... my most prized accomplishment is being carded... still.

LAJ 09-01-2006 10:52 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Connor
Hahahaha... that's classic! :1orglaugh

That IS fuckin classic indeed...

Now I've got visuals in my head.


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