Oh man, check out this conversation I just had with Jonesy
 

JONESY [1:22 PM]:
I totally just signed up for a ballet class dude
Shoehorn [1:22 PM]:
haha
JONESY [1:24 PM]:
im serious man, its going to rock, they let me wear those cute little shoes and everything
Shoehorn [1:26 PM]:
cute little shoes?
JONESY [1:26 PM]:
yeah, theyre cute and they feel really soft
Shoehorn [1:29 PM]:
what the hell is wrong with you?
JONESY [1:42 PM]:
want to fly down to florida and make sandwiches with me and beatrice?
Shoehorn [1:43 PM]:
hell no, unless beatrice is a hot blonde who puts out and you won't be there
JONESY [1:44 PM]:
are you sure, she makes really tasty sandwiches
Shoehorn [1:45 PM]:
i am going to go shoot myself now
JONESY [1:46 PM]:
youre silly


What is the world coming to? :Oh crap

YARGH! I think Jonesy would look weird in a leotard :Oh crap although I do remember him being light on his feet, and I thought he moved gracefully, and would prolly make a great dancer.

I don't understand the whole sandwhich business though, that's just strange.

the shoes are comfortable, im geting excersize and the chicks are hot but the cod piece is uncomfortable and will take some time to get used to.

whats wrong with a nice sammich and my pet bulldog beatrice?

and yea youre right chio - the instructor whos hot as hell said i was prety light on my feet for a big guy.

i will bang a few of these skinny babes!

bi ballerinas .com :1orglaugh