Wanna hear a funny joke?
 

Okay so I heard a funny joke today, and thought I'd pass it along...

Theres this guy thats about to get married.. he and his fiance have been dating for over a year and they're ready to tie the knot.

He is excited, but has one tiny hangup. His fiance has a REALLy hot younger sister. She is 22, tall with long legs, always wears tiny mini-skirts and tends to go braless.

A few weeks before the wedding, his fiance's sister calls him and asks him to come over to go over some of his addresses for the wedding invitations. He gets to her house, where she lives all alone, and she's looking very sexy. The lights are dimmed down and she has some candles glowing on the table.

She offers him a glass of wine, which he accepts, and they go over the addresses. The whole time they're sitting on the couch, she is sitting very close to him and acting very flirty.

After all the addresses are checked, she stands up and looks at him seductively. She says to him, "I know you've wanted me since the first time you saw me. I've wanted you too. You're about to marry my sister, and this may be your last chance to get what you want. I'll be upstairs waiting for you, and if you want to have one last fling before you're married I suggest you meet me upstairs."

With that, she takes off her panties and tosses them to him as he sits on the couch in awe. He stands up, drops the panties, and bolts out the door!!!

He gets outside and almost runs into his future father-in-law.. behind him is the rest of his fiance's family!!! The old man grabs him and gives him a big hug as he says, "You've passed our little test! Welcome to the family son!"

So what is the moral of this story?

Keep your condoms in your car.

Ahahaha! Good one!

Lmao! thats a good one! :thumbsup

Tehehe, I've laughed at least 3 times about this joke today.

hahaha very funny ...

:pimp

:1orglaugh

nice joke :1orglaugh

Nice one....
plus it gave me a hard-on....

OMG I can't stop laughing

Thats the best part of the joke! :Graucho

hahaha, thats awesome.
WG

LOL, I better take my condom out of the wallet

heared it to often but still funny

They shouldn't be in there anyway! Didn't you pay attention in SEX ED?!

nice one!!! :1orglaugh

I liked the joke - very nice :)

Thanks for the laugh. :1orglaugh

Where is the funny joke?

heard it before but it still makes me laugh

i laughed :1orglaugh

haaawhaw

Now thats funny and Joe get a fucken clue

lol.. read it before and still cracks me up big time...:)

that joke always puts a smile on my face

The professor with the rope in the study?

I heard of similar happening in real life.. where the dude gf gets a friend to ask him to fuck him and he says no, when his gf tells him he passed the test he dumped her too.

heh oldie but a goodie

Nice joke. :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

Keeping your condoms in the car..... PRICELESS!

hehehe :)

ha h a LOL :)

good joke :-)

hahaha
good one

Posted on GFY a year ago.
Still funny though.

Old but I love it? haha, thanks! :thumbsup Honestly though, condoms are for pussies anyways. Half the fun from sex is the risk involved.

I've read that one before, classic joke.

sooo jokes :)

Ha ha funny joke

nice quote :)

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :pimp

good one :1orglaugh

an old one, yet very funny! :thumbsup

definately one of the better jokes :)

it's always funny :)

nice approach :)