Newlyweds (joke)
 

A young couple, married since a couple of weeks. After 2 weeks of marriage the husband tells his wife :
- Honey, i'll go to town to drink a beer. I will not be late. Ok baby?
- You want a beer honey?
*His wife goes to the refrigerator and gets him 25 beers from 15 different countries. Germany, Holland, Japan, India etc.*
- Yes baby but at the bar they got frozen glasses...
- You want a frozen glass honey?
*His wife goes to the fridge and gets him a glass so cold that his hand froze when he touched it*
-Yes honey but... at the bar they have snacks...
-You want snacks baby?
*His wife opens the oven and takes out 15 plates of snacks. chicken wings, pork meat etc.*
*Her husband started to look a bit pale and then he said*
Yes baby but at the bar i'll hear some dirty words that i havent heard for quite a while.
-You want dirty words honey?
Drink your fucking beer and eat your fucking snacks cause your not going anywhere.
Got it asshole?

Thats a good one :1orglaugh

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cool :))))

Ouch! Reminds me why I shouldn't get married... :)

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh good one

Marriage, just like everything else, is only what you make it. :winkwink:

Just proves that a woman can give a man everything he wants, why do they have trouble beleiving that??????? lol

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lol

good one!

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Cool! Good joke, thank you.

cool one i save it for my blog

Thats pretty funny.

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owneddddddd

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husband really cannot escape or even fool his wife

hahaha... nice shit man.. thanks for sharing..really cracks me up

thats too funny

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Hahah..hilarious!

Funny joke.

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dude are you sure this is a joke? sounds like my house. LOL

LOL! that really puts a smile on my face :1orglaugh

Almost spit my coffee... :1orglaugh

haha, if my wife talked like that I would be shocked!