Post Your Top Business Secret
 

carrying around secrets is burdensome and causes stress and health problems. so just use this thread to post your secrets - just business ones - since this is supposed to be a business board.

I have cloned myself so I can work more

i don't do any work at all

I can't compete with Dork Chops..he knows it all

Nobody knows how many sites I really run. Not even me.

:1orglaugh

I have a Saucerful of Secrets...

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Even if I shared them (as I noticed you didn't), most would not be able to grasp them.

That's why they are called secrets...

ADG Webmaster

A dude with good taste in music. :thumbsup

Whoops. That was the secret. Sorry.

Edit: You have tickets to Roger Waters at Shoreline?

all you need is your self

I do everything my parents told me not to

You and me both, great advice

October 10th!!!

A complete "Dark Side of the Moon" set, plus more. Looking forward to it.

I've seen Pink Floyd, and it's various members, in many incarnations.

ADG Webmaster

Hell yeah! Same here!

:pimp:

My favorite tour was the David Gilmour led Pink Floyd shows (sans Roger Waters), back in 1988. I saw two nights in a row at the Oakland Coliseum and then another show later in the year at the Cow Palace.

I also caught Roger Waters that year doing a gig at the Berkeley Community theater - it included a solo acoustic set of the "Pros and Cons of Hitchhiking".

I'm still putting together my pre and post concert plans, but we should hook up either for the concert or at another time since you are local.

Cheers,

ADG Webmaster

Dawson Miller is having my baby.:1orglaugh

...measure twice, cut once

I kinda went into boycott mode for a short time after Roger left. I haven't seen PF since and the last time I saw him was when Radio Kaos came out.

Yes, we should hook up at some point. Not sure if 10/10 is a wise choice yet. My date...she has no clue what I "really do for a living". :upsidedow

Never divulge shit on an internet forum.

:1orglaugh

Work less ... You aren't doing your job correctly if you're still working 8+ hours daily.

I like! :thumbsup

Innovative Ideas

always make mistakes
never make the same mistake twice

um.........these are nice answers but you're supposed to be posting some real secrets - traffic sources and stuff like that :thumbsup

Only if I'm not the one that goes first. And, actually, my first "secret" was true. :thumbsup

#1 business secret:

Talk less...listen more.

Its not how much you work, but how much you make per hour worked :pimp

True, but somehow you work 72 hours per day. There has to be more than one clone.

Or you have minions...

www.iwebmasters.com

Honestly... That's the biggest I could share with you right now.

If YOU can figure out a way to utilize an outsourced staff...

My partner is going to read this post n shit....

Don't fuck the help.

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh Thats true.

But at least I love it :thumbsup :thumbsup

and "never listen to the guy with an MFA site on his primary business domain"

:1orglaugh

Never do business with people who say "Trust me."

Get it in writing, always, even if its on a bar napkin, get it in writing.

I think a bunch of us knew you used them after that thread with Rick over that poker game you two had.
WG

number 1 rule : Be Innovative and think outside the box !!!!

traffic = $$$$$

:thumbsup

Innovative ideas in this business? Where?

Fuck gay asses

mommy always said networking is the key for success in porn business

Learn from others mistakes and not yours :thumbsup

?To succeed in life, you need two things: ignorance and confidence.?
/Mark Twain

That + motivation = great paydays :winkwink: :pimp

Seen your posts prior about how great that corp is etc. I used to use some outsourcers, but still couldnt manage to make them smart enough to make a profit after the outsourcing cost. They never seen to do a good job, outsourcers, because they areny you, and they make mistakes u wouldnt make yourself. Your posts about them do peak my interest in trying it again though, although iweb are expesnive.

my top business secret is not telling anyone my top business secrets

Trust but verify.

shaving my balls is my secret weapon

:thumbsup

get a partner account at google. well worth it.

You're all handling my ass pennies. :pimp

let me do shit my way and everything will be ok