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Solid Bob 09-16-2006 09:24 AM

How do I stop Googlebot from raping my site? 8000+ spider hits?
 
Site is under 5 days old and I get this crap!

Googlebot 3221 49.17 MB 16 Sep 2006 - 04:52
Inktomi Slurp 3045 24.24 MB 16 Sep 2006 - 04:53
Unknown robot (identified by 'crawl') 1610 31.45 MB 16 Sep 2006 - 04:53
MSNBot 59 557.32 KB 16 Sep 2006 - 04:53
AskJeeves 39 574.24 KB 16 Sep 2006 - 04:24


Just kidding. If you want to invest in building some automated traffic targetted to any market email me with your needs and lets chat.

elron 09-16-2006 09:30 AM

easy to do with .htaccess

Marshal 09-16-2006 09:53 AM

that's more than good... congrats! :)

Barefootsies 09-16-2006 09:59 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by elron
easy to do with .htaccess


http://www.penguinhosting.net/~tnobo...noshit%201.jpg

scottybuzz 09-16-2006 10:12 AM

its been a long walk

Deej 09-16-2006 10:16 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by scottybuzz
its been a long walk

http://images.amazon.com/images/P/B0...CLZZZZZZZ_.jpg

Deej 09-16-2006 10:18 AM

Code:

<META NAME="robots" CONTENT="No, Google noooo!! Dont Rape ME!!!!">

martinsc 09-16-2006 10:22 AM

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

borked 09-16-2006 11:56 AM

robots.txt

baddog 09-16-2006 11:57 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by borked
robots.txt


that's the one

Solid Bob 09-16-2006 12:04 PM

Thanks for all the help! That'll show you google.com

spasmo 09-16-2006 12:21 PM

That's where Googlebot went. Send it back my way.

Yahoo Slurp 4890+744 26.77 MB 16 Sep 2006 - 15:00
Googlebot 3265+18 18.58 MB 16 Sep 2006 - 12:07
Alexa (IA Archiver) 430+28 1.68 MB 16 Sep 2006 - 11:41
MSNBot 179+65 964.07 KB 15 Sep 2006 - 02:36
GigaBot 113+67 371.31 KB 10 Sep 2006 - 00:10
Google AdSense 167+1 869.29 KB 16 Sep 2006 - 10:23

Fizzgig 09-16-2006 12:34 PM

What about that Google sitemap thing?

Solid Bob 09-16-2006 12:36 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by spasmo
That's where Googlebot went. Send it back my way.

Yahoo Slurp 4890+744 26.77 MB 16 Sep 2006 - 15:00
Googlebot 3265+18 18.58 MB 16 Sep 2006 - 12:07
Alexa (IA Archiver) 430+28 1.68 MB 16 Sep 2006 - 11:41
MSNBot 179+65 964.07 KB 15 Sep 2006 - 02:36
GigaBot 113+67 371.31 KB 10 Sep 2006 - 00:10
Google AdSense 167+1 869.29 KB 16 Sep 2006 - 10:23

Nice stats but as a note the ones I posted are from a 4.5 day old site that I never have to touch again in my life. ;)

spasmo 09-16-2006 12:43 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Solid Bob
Nice stats but as a note the ones I posted are from a 4.5 day old site that I never have to touch again in my life. ;)

Exactly, which is why I want you to send Googlebot back to me, you botnapper! :1orglaugh

Solid Bob 09-16-2006 12:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by spasmo
Exactly, which is why I want you to send Googlebot back to me, you botnapper! :1orglaugh

$5000 and I'll hook it up. :upsidedow

chadglni 09-16-2006 12:47 PM

You got arachnophobia or something?

woj 09-16-2006 12:48 PM

good job :thumbsup

wedouglas 09-16-2006 12:54 PM

25352 1.74% Mozilla/5.0 (compatible; Googlebot/2.1; +http://www.google.co
43779 3.01% Mozilla/5.0 (compatible; Yahoo! Slurp; http://help.yahoo.com/

gooddomains 09-16-2006 12:56 PM

who needs google

Solid Bob 09-16-2006 01:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by gooddomains
who needs google

I don't need google. I consider google the same as my woman bringing a sexy girlfriend home for some late night fun. Just an extra bonus that makes my pecker hard.

chadglni 09-16-2006 01:26 PM

http://www.timart.be/Npaginas/foto/wolf_spider.jpg

tranza 09-16-2006 01:35 PM

Congrats I guess....

Alky 09-16-2006 01:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Solid Bob
I don't need google. I consider google the same as my woman bringing a sexy girlfriend home for some late night fun. Just an extra bonus that makes my pecker hard.

and you'd tell her to leave?

Solid Bob 09-16-2006 01:36 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Alky
and you'd tell her to leave?

Not if she knew how to read.

chaze 09-16-2006 03:09 PM

Jesus how 45 megs of html, you must need some sleep right about now.

borked 09-16-2006 03:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by chaze
Jesus how 45 megs of html, you must need some sleep right about now.

html or image caching?

squishypimp 09-16-2006 03:37 PM

im interested in this googlebot deal!

free4porn 09-16-2006 04:14 PM

google bot is a whore


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