rascist joke. dont take it wrong way, just a light bit of humour
 

Santa Claus is sitting on his throne, with children queuing up to tell them what they want

for Christmas.



A one-armed Asian kid walks up, Santa bends down and asks: "Now, what would you like Santa

to give you for Christmas?" The child asks for a new arm. So Santa pulls out his little bag

of fairy-dust and sprinkles some in the air and lo! A new arm appears.



Next up is a one-legged Serbian in a wheelchair. Santa asks what would she would like for

Christmas. She asks for a new leg. And so, he gets out his bag of fairy-dust again,

sprinkles some in the air and a new leg appears.



Next in the line is a black child, a boy with no arms and no legs. Santa looks sadly upon

him. He asks what he would most like for Christmas. The boy asks for a pair of arms and a

pair of legs.



Santa reaches for his bag of fairy-dust... only to find that he was run out. He ponders on

this for many moments, looking down upon this sorry state. Finally he comes to a decision,

reaches into his pocket and says:




















































































"Here you go, kid, a piece of string - you can be a

conker."

i don't get it

I don't get it either :-/

It's a British thing. :upsidedow

http://www.woodlands-junior.kent.sch...s/conkers.html

wtf is a conker?

new series on Fox: "When racial jokes go bad"

I'm calling for a jihad on this lame joke

im confused...

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=conker

i don't think any of those fit the joke so what is a conker?

Man this joke sucked, I wish I never clicked :(

i dont get it

Worst joke ever hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

this joke sucks

this joke sucks...I figured it was at least going in the direction of a big penis

A conker is like a chestnut. It cant be eaten. But looks the same. So its like a brown round nut.

Years ago in England people put string through them and played a game with them. Hense the joke.

Its not a funny joke, or a British joke. Its just a joke saying a black man with no arms and legs looks like a chestnut (conker) because its round and brown

Man that joke had so much potential? I was totally waiting for it to be a joke against nig nogs about them stealing Santa?s magic dust. Fucking conker? Bleh.

Thank god. For a sec I thought it might be some sick reference to an anal tampon or something.

Dammit, Shok is getting to me LOL

Ok jokes you need to explain arnt funny.

nice set up but ending confused me

Exactly.

hahahahahahaha

shit... now I will have creepy nightmares for the rest of the year

Uhh...the joke's so funny i forgot to laugh.

I totally got it as a Brit but it was like one of those farts you brew that you think is gonna rip a hole in your underwear only for it to come out as a tiny little puff.I think it was all the scrolling down that did it ;)

very funny ..........





NOT

I don't get it

that was a bad joke

lame joke... no offense

a holy war on lame jokes?

very bad joke

......................

I don't get it.

As a Brit I got it...the only thing worse than a racist joke is any fucking joke about fucking anything that is not funny. And this raised the bar on jokes that are not funny.

A joke ????:error :error

the joke was alright...

I'm finding the confusion about conker funnier :D
The kids keep trying to nick conkers out our garden I think they're too scared to just knock on the door and ask..lol.

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh

STrange joke.I dont get it.

Worst joke ever, but Cyndalie saved the thread :1orglaugh

hahahhaha lameoids.

exactly .

I vote for Jihad on this one as well

This is much funnier than the posted joke. At least I actually got a chuckle for wasting my time.

Thanks Ezra.

The Aristocrats!

Dirka, dirka, dirka! I'm behind you...

JIHAD!!!!!

Did he think that was funny when he posted it?

Being not able to get the puncline is worse than getting a racist joke.. :(

congrats to the winners

is he the cats mother? why dont u ask me ?:1orglaugh :1orglaugh

Nothing so offensive there but not so funny either.

that's the lamest joke ive ever heard.

what a fucking bad joke.