Fucked up dog control technique!
 

So I have this totally nuerotic MOOCh dog who was just trying to will the food off my office table the other day.

We're complete tards here so we have a self inflating whoopee cushion lying around and I grab it just to be silly and fart it at the dog.

She takes off like I hit a dog whistle or something and now won't go back in that room. Tail between the legs total fear. i feel bad actually but I wondered if it's just my psycho dog or if it works anywhere.

So I bring home the noise toy and ask my neighbor if he wants his dog to stay out of a specific room. He says yeah he is always on the dog to stay out of the kitchen. We try it in there. The dog runs like hell. Won't go back in.

I have to find a way to make a different looking one of these and market it as the dog control unit. This is freaking bizarre!

I wonder if it emits some sub-sonic fart impulse that goes to their brain and makes them wonder why there is no smell, thus indicating that it's an evil otherworldy force...

might need to try it a few more times before selling it Mark :)

Haha, that's hilarious. I'm gonna have to try that.

I have a ghost sound on my keyboard that drives my dog nuts. She howls like crazy. Always something a bit diff for each dog. :winkwink:

Somehow I don't think I can just repackage a whoopee cushion and get any sales on it. I just find the whole thing weird.