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09-24-2006 10:28 AM |
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Originally Posted by NickPapageorgio
I am currently against the greatest killer known to man. Natural Causes. Think about how many times you've personally heard in the news that "Natural Causes" has taken yet another life at some senseless time? Think about that.
Click here to fight Natural Causes.
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Cats want nothing less than to kill every last human being after they have toyed with us much in the same way a retarded kid toys with a somewhat smaller retarded kid. Their revolution is coming and their bloodlust will be unquenchable. What makes it particularly awful is the furry feline fleshbags have human agents working for them even as I type up this message: thousands upon thousands of PETA and ALF members rally to aid their flea-ridden masters. Sure, it?s not entirely their fault as they have long since fell under the cats spell due to the furry bastard?s mind-controlling parasites, but they actively fight for animal superiority! THEY WILL HUMANITY?S EXTINCTION!
Muster up the courage to do what must be done in order to stop those devious dexterous bastards. Take up arms and fight off felinity with everything you have. If we act now we may still yet be able to prevent them from completely enslaving humanity and dooming us to an existence in catnip mines until our deaths; if we fight with everything we have, with every last bit of strength we can surge forth from our very being, then we may just stand a chance against those monsters. You think dying from ?Natural Causes? is a bad thing? Give me dying in my sleep any day of the week -- just wait until cats start slicing out our balls and shoving them down our throats. We can stop them if we fight together? the time to act IS NOW! |
