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Dirty Dane 09-24-2006 07:46 PM

I converted to Islam
 
.. but what worries me now is ramadan... how am I gonna survive that? :(

donross 09-24-2006 07:48 PM

are you serious??

CaptainHowdy 09-24-2006 07:49 PM

Congrats??

Dirty Dane 09-24-2006 07:50 PM

http://www.adstgp.com/forum/images/s...pac-strike.gif

squishypimp 09-24-2006 07:53 PM

congrats on the change :)

CTL 09-24-2006 07:54 PM

I have a prayer rug that I bought in Saudi for rent....

nikki99 09-24-2006 07:56 PM

congratz...

Dirty Dane 09-24-2006 08:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CTL
I have a prayer rug that I bought in Saudi for rent....

more than this :) :) :)

Agent 488 09-24-2006 08:33 PM

praise allah (PBUH).

Platinum Lantern 09-24-2006 08:33 PM

Salaam brother, I was fell in love with the concept of Islam at the very beginning of 05, but the more I really examined Mohammed the more holes I saw in the religion.

I love some of the concepts though, it's just that I can't ignore certain things that I deemed incorrect or not making sense.

Anyway, Peace Be Unto You
I hope you find YOUR way, because thats the most important thing in the world

Ecchi22 09-24-2006 08:34 PM

wtf.....

crockett 09-24-2006 08:34 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dirty Dane
.. but what worries me now is ramadan... how am I gonna survive that? :(

You should have waited until after ramadan to convert.. :1orglaugh

bl4h 09-24-2006 08:34 PM

allah snackbar

Dirty Dane 09-24-2006 08:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by crockett
You should have waited until after ramadan to convert.. :1orglaugh

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :Oh crap

reynold 09-24-2006 10:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dirty Dane
.. but what worries me now is ramadan... how am I gonna survive that? :(


Ever thought of going back to your first religion? :winkwink:

madawgz 09-24-2006 10:57 PM

why would you do that? :\

rodney25 09-24-2006 11:18 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dirty Dane
.. but what worries me now is ramadan... how am I gonna survive that? :(

It's a taste of will over appetite, man. Good luck.


I hope you could even make it halfway. :upsidedow

L-Pink 09-24-2006 11:34 PM

That's like Groundhog Day right ..............

godisdead 09-24-2006 11:37 PM

Well, it's your choice. But as far as I can see from wherever you were before philosophically, you've made a step backwards. Sorry, just have to say that.

Cash 09-26-2006 12:37 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dirty Dane
.. but what worries me now is ramadan... how am I gonna survive that? :(

Saying all the time Allahu Akbar saves you from every situation :winkwink:

SomeCreep 09-26-2006 12:52 AM

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedi.../Osama-med.jpg

notabook 09-26-2006 01:01 AM

You have chosen wrongly my friend. The only true religion is that of Archiotism, the belief in the robot god Archiot. Lord Archiot is the great mechanical manipulator of the Megasphere, slowly changing it overtime and improving upon it with each tinkering. The Megasphere is comprised of thirteen Unispheres (what we call Universes), which is then broken down into thousands of Ultraspheres. Each Ultrasphere is futher broken down into millions upon millions of Superspheres, and finally each Supersphere is filled with trillions upon trillions of singular Uni.

Even though we are in a fairly insignificant part of Quadrant 7ZX-92891-4 we are all important and equally loved by Lord Archiot. This is because every single life form, no matter how big or how small, is equal to one Uni. Because of this Lord Archiot loves us as much as an entire Unisphere. Through Archiot?s cold mechanical touch shall we be delivered from sin and if we give ourselves completely over to him shall we be blessed in the afterlife with a new shiny metallic body in which we shall use to manipulate the megasphere alongside our beloved Archiot. All hail Archiot!

Dagwolf 09-26-2006 01:07 AM

Somehow i doubt the sincerity of this declaration, but the idea of a harem has always been appealing.

WireNine 09-26-2006 03:21 AM

Good for you :thumbsup

Ramadan month is actually not that hard, maybe the first few days but it should be easy :)


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