Say you catch someone throwing eggs at your car...
 

Are you allowed to shoot him with a paintball gun? run after him and hit him with a hockey stick?

what can you do?

um...i guess so, be nice :)

Off with their heads.

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be nice as much as i have to..

You'd probably get charged for assault by doing so though...
WG

when I didnt own property, I would make them lick it off my car. Now I have assets so I would call the police.

what can the police do? a silly slap on the wrist?

Release the hounds on them

Pretty much. I'm assuming he's young?

just beat his ass down. if you give him a good enough beating he wont go to the cops, and tell him "if you go to the cops i will kill you", then if he does do so.

Perhaps go all metrosexual on his ass..

yea shoot him with a paintball gun sounds good

depending on what part of the city ya live in

Throw eggs back at em

Its a tough situation.

I have been on the throwing side tons of times in my life and we only had one close call.

We had four of us in a car, i was driving my friends car who was sitting shot gun, and two others in the back. All varsity football players, all huge big guys.

we are going up a hill and demolish this new car but seeing as how it was a hill we couldnt see that further up, the owner and his buddy was standing outside. They quickly got in thier other car and chased us down.

Going 70MPH down residential streets, running stop signs and busting huge turns was the scariest thing of my life but we finally lost them. Looking back even if he had cuaght us, and tried to call the police we would have left, and if he tried to fight we would have beat his ass.

It was a lose-lose for him and is a lose-lose for you.

your beemer got owned?

First of all lets pretend you’re not metrosexual, gay look a like and actually know what paintball gun is and would know how to protect yourself if he turns around and smacks you.. with the fist, not the feather fan that you stole from symphony theater…

who are these mysterious enemies man?

didnt you get egged 5 months ago or something?

I'll throw back some eggs too--and I'll make sure they're hardboiled.

LOL!! bdjuf and his High School drama never gets old.

Chasing him down and giving him a beat down or worse he giving you a beat down is not the road I'd go. Best is try to get a pic of him and call the police

I'd wash the car. If it is repeated; i'd wash the car again.

:thumbsup

Suck thier cocks, It might not solve the problem but at least you will be happy:)

I boil those eggs and shove them up their ass!:winkwink:

Good idea, i would then tie them up and put them in the middle of a paddock and let as many gay guys as i could find come and have fun with their virgin butts.

anyways man, im sure if you threw something back you wouldnt go to jail lol

Throw eggs at their car. If they don't have one throw eggs at their house.

Just chase him and cover him in pink handkerchiefs, that'll show him who's queen.. ehmm I mean king..

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And it's not even Halloween yet, I'd start thinking WHAT'S UP????

Maybe we can bdjuf on MTV's High School Stories. :Graucho

Fuck the hockey stick man, just run after him with your 7 foot dildo you hide in your closet, I guarantee he will run away man..

Put on a mask, get a bat, and beat the shit out of him

I'd biatchslap that guy!!!!!!!!

Tell them that they better get their asses washing your car, or buy you a new paint job when the egg yolk dries, their choice.