The Baby Bombers
 

I?ve never shied away from giving advice to terrorists in the past; let me once again place my balls on the proverbial terror watchlist by suggesting that Al Queda should use BABY BOMBS to take down the next batch of infidels.

This occurred to me as my gummy bears were confiscated at a security checkpoint in Prague; if you guys used a few babies packing bombs in their diapers to blow up planes -- then they would have to confiscate the babies! Meaning no more screaming shitty-smelling rugrat souring your 443.45 / per hour business class seat!

And I?m not saying this for my selfish reasons.

Praise Allah guys!

LOL