The gillette Mach 5 Turbo...
 

Hands down the best razor for shaving the ole nutsack...smooth like a peach.

like a peach eh? you still blonde?

Actually right now...I'm kind of a chappy pink. A lil razor burn is always to be expected.

how is the turbo different from the regular Mach 5?

I wonder how they fit a turbo in such a small space? And what is it they are actually turbocharging?

I dunno...but it was gliding across my grundle like snails on plexiglass...

I'm not so much texture, as a taste girl myself...

My sack has more flavors than the dairy queen...

isnt it mach 3 turbo?

you go beyond chocolate and vanilla?:winkwink:

I asked me the same... never heard of a Mach 4 don't even thinking of a Mach 5....

Cheshire...what flavor do you actually prefer...I mean are there like...cock flavor spray's...?

I imagine its kind of a salty tang right now...I use organic mint, lavender, tea tree oil bar soap right now...and a dash of baby powder.

Back to this whole cock flavor spray...that'd ba pretty cool item eh. In exciting new flavors like...pralines and cream, cherry and philly cheese steak. last time I tasted cock is was really....uhm...nevermind.

I'm actually amazed at how soft a nutsack can be. I find myself finding reasons to take a trip to the bathroom and caress it. Its very soothing on a busy thursday.



And assneck,

It WAS mach 3 now its mach 5...I bet you got bumpy chaffed nuts...don't you.

turbo shmurbo.

it's the face preperation process that is key to a good shave. a nice hot water drenching followed by a light lotion rub, and then the shave cream must be applied firmy to the skin to get in between each hair. it's also very important to rinse all the creamy shit off - taking a shower after shaving is a good idea as well. baby ass i tell ya.

I got about half way thru the light lotion rub, then I...nevermind.

don't worry, you can try shaving again tomorrow when you've settled down. :winkwink:

okay ~ you guys are creeping me out with all that flirting you two are commiting.
An innocent conversation about soft and tender ball sacks just turned into a man-love convention for two.

And there's something wrong with that?

i still have to disagree with the mach 5 bullshit. i just paid 12 bucks for a mach 3 turbo and if there is a mach 5 im gonna be pissed.

http://www.gilette.com/products/featuredproduct.asp

Sorry.. but I think that Mach 3 "turbo" is one stupid name... but w/e

youre high with this mach5 shit. i just checked gilettes webpage and theres nothing there about mach5, just mach3 turbo.

haha. "Grundle" -- I never heard that one before.

I wonder if ARS is using the mach 5, what ever they are using it shaves very well