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Amputate Your Head 06-27-2002 08:22 PM

Graphico Fantastico!
 
v2 launched: Optical Amplitude :smokin

Gary 06-27-2002 08:24 PM

Sweeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeet

reddawg 06-27-2002 08:26 PM

Life is sweet:)

Satan 06-27-2002 08:26 PM

Very cool! :thumbsup

Now I KNOW I can't afford you :(

:1orglaugh

kmanrox 06-27-2002 08:37 PM

beautiful, but the navigation is a bit hard to find offhand, looks good tho

-=HOAX=- 06-27-2002 08:38 PM

Totally sucks...find a new designer.

eru 06-27-2002 08:57 PM

Your first design was the best -> The one with the magician's hand. This one is too.... mainstream (?).

Also, can you have more webmaster resource buttons on the bottom of the page? You don't have enough :P

eru 06-27-2002 08:58 PM

AMP, you live in Hawai'i? I'm moving there this summer. Tell me how it is :)

Goonx 06-27-2002 09:00 PM

Confusing, VERY confusing design....

Fletch XXX 06-27-2002 09:02 PM

Welcome back Amp.

nice new layout.

:thumbsup

playa 06-27-2002 09:05 PM

my eyes hurt,,,

must sleep now

SilverTab 06-27-2002 09:05 PM

Looks damn good to me! :thumbsup

Amputate Your Head 06-27-2002 09:46 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Goonx
Confusing, VERY confusing design....
to the untrained eye, my monkey looks like a hooker.

foe 06-27-2002 09:51 PM

great design dude :thumbsup

pr0 06-27-2002 09:56 PM

Amp is fucking unstoppable

sternyduke 06-27-2002 10:04 PM

nice design:thumbsup

mastamindz 06-27-2002 10:38 PM

Looks good :thumbsup

Cheshire 06-28-2002 12:11 AM

*Aloha Amp*

Nice to see you back on the board. I missed you :)

titmowse 06-28-2002 12:14 AM

very nice.

the top table row on the rounded corner thingy is a bit off in Mozilla, but other than that very nice. :thumbsup

Amputate Your Head 06-28-2002 12:17 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Cheshire
*Aloha Amp*

Nice to see you back on the board. I missed you :)

*blushing*

well... it's more of a cameo appearance..... I'm still in Silicon Valley tonight and our big ass farewell party is on Saturday..... we fly Monday morning, and Net access will be a long damn time comin'.... probly not until the 15th.... :(

so.... just thought I'd get this new version up and get my board feet wet again before I make a huge disappearance......

but when I get back... I'll be back with new gear, new software, and a whole new studio...... :Graucho

surfin' at a moments notice and da brews are on me. :winkwink:

mike503 06-28-2002 12:17 AM

dude, you do awesome work. :thumbsup

wish i had that talent myself, or some lackey to do it for me for free or real cheap.. i don't have the kind of cash to front for fancy design (especially since right now i wouldn't have a site to take advantage of it..)

but if i ever have a couple $k for a full-out paysite or something else.. i will hit you up. i love your work.

:thumbsup :thumbsup

Disil 06-28-2002 12:18 AM

Are those new mafiaporn tours done after ZayneE's suggestions? Or was the first? Is there any difference in conversion rates between the two? I see Snow has changed to the the new tour.

Amputate Your Head 06-28-2002 12:20 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Disil
Are those new mafiaporn tours done after ZayneE's suggestions? Or was the first? Is there any difference in conversion rates between the two? I see Snow has changed to the the new tour.
excuse me? :eek7

Zayne had suggestions?

I fail to see what Zayne has to offer to anything.

do we really need to go here?

Disil 06-28-2002 12:22 AM

Also, what new software would you be using? Every designer here seems to use Photoshop, Imageready and Fireworks. Nice work on the site.

Amputate Your Head 06-28-2002 12:23 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Disil
Also, what new software would you be using? Every designer here seems to use Photoshop, Imageready and Fireworks. Nice work on the site.
I'm not every designer. :)

Disil 06-28-2002 12:24 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Amputate Your Head

excuse me? :eek7

Zayne had suggestions?

I fail to see what Zayne has to offer to anything.

do we really need to go here?

Sorry, had read somewhere Zayne suggested changes for the tour.

Amputate Your Head 06-28-2002 12:25 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Disil


Sorry, had read somewhere Zayne suggested changes for the tour.

don't believe everything you read.... :winkwink:

Disil 06-28-2002 12:26 AM

Though I would definitely be interested in knowing about the conversion ratio differences between the 2 tours. If the text really helps sales, I think most paysite designers will start putting in buckets of text in their tours now.

Disil 06-28-2002 12:26 AM

Dam, I dont see a pricing on your site..

Cheshire 06-28-2002 12:27 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Amputate Your Head
surfin' at a moments notice and da brews are on me. :winkwink:
Word! I'll be seeing you in September :thumbsup

Amputate Your Head 06-28-2002 12:28 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Disil
Dam, I dont see a pricing on your site..
I'm kinda like a Lamborghini dealer.... "If you gotta ask, you probly can't afford it." :glugglug

Amputate Your Head 06-28-2002 12:29 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Cheshire

Word! I'll be seeing you in September :thumbsup

lookin' forward to it gorgeous... :winkwink:

nocostporn 06-28-2002 12:35 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Amputate Your Head

I'm kinda like a Lamborghini dealer.... "If you gotta ask, you probly can't afford it." :glugglug


dude your designs are tight and everything but your a LITTLE to cocky about it...if you wanted to get technical,there are a lot of guys at webinc who would crush your stuff :) don't make the guy feel like a fool just because he wanted some pricing... word is,your tours don't do much anyways,pretty isn't always money...

Amputate Your Head 06-28-2002 12:39 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by nocostporn



dude your designs are tight and everything but your a LITTLE to cocky about it...if you wanted to get technical,there are a lot of guys at webinc who would crush your stuff :) don't make the guy feel like a fool just because he wanted some pricing... word is,your tours don't do much anyways,pretty isn't always money...

ahhhh.... I see we need the standard 1st grade spelling out of things here.

Clue #1: It is not uncommon at all to NOT list prices nowadays for design work, because of the fact that every kid out there with a bootleg copy of Photoshop thinks they can avoid working at Taco Bell simply because they found a crack.

Clue #2: Who the fuck are you and why the fuck should I listen to a goddamned word you say?

nocostporn 06-28-2002 12:44 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Amputate Your Head

ahhhh.... I see we need the standard 1st grade spelling out of things here.

Clue #1: It is not uncommon at all to NOT list prices nowadays for design work, because of the fact that every kid out there with a bootleg copy of Photoshop thinks they can avoid working at Taco Bell simply because they found a crack.

Clue #2: Who the fuck are you and why the fuck should I listen to a goddamned word you say?


lol I'm not trying to argue because I honestly do like your shit and it's better than 9 out of 10 people you will find anywhere...but you don't have to be a dick about it that's all I'm saying... I'm not telling you to put prices on your site either,but whoever that guy is asked where your prices were and you belittle him... If i were you I would be at least have way nice to get as much business as you can while you're on this GFY design contest promotion high lol....

Cheshire 06-28-2002 12:46 AM

then you obviously don't know something you should...

Amp does what he wants because he's earned that right.

poolie 06-28-2002 12:50 AM

looks good

nocostporn 06-28-2002 12:51 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Cheshire
then you obviously don't know something you should...

Amp does what he wants because he's earned that right.


people with 100+ sites in their portfolio earn the right... damn a contest on GFY...

I'm not going to yap about it anymore though,some other people probably feel the same way heh... carry on

Amputate Your Head 06-28-2002 12:53 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by nocostporn
you don't have to be a dick about it that's all I'm saying... I'm not telling you to put prices on your site either,but whoever that guy is asked where your prices were and you belittle him...
fair enough.

I wasn't.... (belittling him). he wasn't asking for prices. If he was serious, he would have contacted me and not made some snide comment on a bbs. A snide comment deserves one in return. I'm very well versed in this game. :winkwink: I don't list prices for a reason. If someone wants work done, they know how to contact me. If they don't, they don't. Unlike the droves of spammers that come and go throughout the day, I don't need to whore myself out to every 40 post flake bitching about me not listing prices of $5 bucks a banner on my site. I could fucking care less. I'm not here to win popularity status. Never have been.

Am I cocky? Sure.

Webinc? Yeah, they got some nice stuff..... sharky has my respect..... so do alot of other people.

Am I a dick? When have I NOT been a dick.

Bottom line: I just don't give a shit. :smokin

nocostporn 06-28-2002 12:57 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Amputate Your Head

fair enough.

I wasn't.... (belittling him). he wasn't asking for prices. If he was serious, he would have contacted me and not made some snide comment on a bbs. A snide comment deserves one in return. I'm very well versed in this game. :winkwink: I don't list prices for a reason. If someone wants work done, they know how to contact me. If they don't, they don't. Unlike the droves of spammers that come and go throughout the day, I don't need to whore myself out to every 40 post flake bitching about me not listing prices of $5 bucks a banner on my site. I could fucking care less. I'm not here to win popularity status. Never have been.

Am I cocky? Sure.

Webinc? Yeah, they got some nice stuff..... sharky has my respect..... so do alot of other people.

Am I a dick? When have I NOT been a dick.

Bottom line: I just don't give a shit. :smokin




that's what I like!... now I have no argument with you :)
and NOW I'll be hitting you up in a month for a couple sites...(those gallery style tours you have are going to be stolen so fast lol)

Pornwolf 06-28-2002 12:57 AM

That Black Butter looks hot!

Hmmm...

Hot butter...

hmmm...

Tastes good with...

Mmmmmmm - FLAPJACKS!

Amputate Your Head 06-28-2002 12:58 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by nocostporn



people with 100+ sites in their portfolio earn the right...

how do you know I don't have 400 sites in the backend? You don't. You know what I show you. And if that's 20 or 30 sites.... that's what you know. But what's on the other side? What are you NOT seeing? :)

Amputate Your Head 06-28-2002 01:01 AM

okay..... gotta go friends..... I'll see ya when I get my Net connection hooked up! (probly a couple weeks at least :( )

/peace! http://www.opticalamplitude.com/assets/rockon.gif

Disil 06-28-2002 02:08 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Disil
Also, what new software would you be using? Every designer here seems to use Photoshop, Imageready and Fireworks. Nice work on the site.
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------


I'm not every designer.

Still not sure what new software you can use. Except maybe Fireworks MX and photoshop 7, which is what I assume what most designers here use. They also use Flash which you dont seem to. I have all the latest in graphic software with me, though I still let my designers do the paysite designing.

Anyway your designs are not good enough that I would pay something I can't afford. A lot of great designers here who work for $1200 per site and they do flash as well. I'll stick to the tried and tested that convert for me instead. From my experience I can tell you those tours on your portfolio will not convert well at all. Sites like Ninaknowsbest.com convert, not stuff with lots of circles and rectangles and lines and dots and stylish fonts and photoshop filters. They would definitely be more suited for more mainstream work rather than paysite tours. But mainstream work require those same dots lines and jiggles in flash format.

Surfers only want one thing - good pictures and lots of them, not good design - give them the simplest of layout with quality updated pictures and they will come flocking back. You have to sell the site's content to them, not the design. A complicated design will scare off many dialup surfers. It's a skill selling the content, and unfortuntely it does not have much to do with photoshop or flash skills. Your main site design seems to be making that mistake as well - trying to sell yourself off as one of those make-money-quick schemes instead of just showing your work. There are very few paysite tours in your portfolio- you still seem to be on the learning curve as far as paysite tours are concerned.

If you really want to learn, check out the designs on sites that convert - bangbus, realbutts, karupspc, karas amateurs, blacksonblondes. You wont find fancy graphics on any of them. I can safely bet no experienced sponsor is going to use your services for paysite tours with those designs in your portfolio.

chodadog 06-28-2002 07:22 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Disil


Still not sure what new software you can use. Except maybe Fireworks MX and photoshop 7, which is what I assume what most designers here use. They also use Flash which you dont seem to. I have all the latest in graphic software with me, though I still let my designers do the paysite designing.

Pfft, what are you, a n00b? You want the greatest Graphics Application in the world?

Start > Programs > Accessories > Paint

Now you're cookin' :winkwink:

eRock 06-28-2002 08:01 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by -=HOAX=-
Totally sucks...find a new designer.
:1orglaugh


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