Ed past away.
 

My Buddy Ed was in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary.
His wife was really pissed. She told him "Tomorrow morning, I expect to
find a gift in the driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in 6 seconds AND IT
BETTER BE THERE".

The next morning Ed got up early and left for work. When his wife
woke up, she looked out the window and sure enough there was a small box
gift-wrapped in the middle of the driveway.
Confused, the wife put on her robe and ran out to the driveway, brought
the box back in the house. She opened it and found a brand new bathroom
scale.

Funeral services for Ed have been scheduled for Monday

:) lol good one.

I'll be there for moral support on principle.

;-)