I am hungry so I drank some Jagermeister
 

I'm still hungry, but now at least I'm buzzed and sending naughty ICQ's at random on my ICQ list.

Ahh the explains the dirty cooings on my ICQ. :(

You said you liked the Hezbollah flag tattoo I have on my scrotum, why the unhappy face?

I have a new castle atm. :) cheers

Atm? Ass To Mouth? What?

I invented a new drink. It's called the Herpes Sore Pus. It's a shot of Jag mixed with Jack, chased with some orange liquer on a glass rimmed with salt.


It's for that flavour and texture of bacteria mixed with crusty, sweaty foreskin.

and what does that do to help????

Jager makes a great meal.

K thats just nasty :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

Btw jagermeister is not food if you want food then drink beer.

I am fucking starved. Should I cook or order butter chicken?