Single Peoples's Joke......
 

Kk some of ya must have heard variations of this but some havent so here it goes..



A woman was shopping at her local supermarket where she selected:
1 half-gallon of 2% milk,
1 carton of eggs,
1 quart of orange juice,
1 head of romaine lettuce,
1 2 lb. can of coffee
& a 1 lb. package of bacon.

As she was unloading her items on the conveyor belt to check out, a drunk
man standing behind her watched as the items moved towards the cashier.
While the cashier was ringing up her purchases, the drunk calmly stated,
"You must be single."

The woman was a bit startled by this proclamation, but she was intrigued
by the derelict's intuition, since she was indeed single.

She looked at her six items on the belt and saw nothing particularly
unusual about her selections that could have tipped off the drunk to her
marital status.

Curiosity getting the better of her, she said "Well, you know what, you're
absolutely correct.

But how on earth did you know that?"

The drunk replied, " 'Cause you're ugly."

The beauty of the internet ... you made someone laugh in North Wales. :)

LMAO! funny!

Thanks for the late night laugh :1orglaugh

funny :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

that was great, lol

hahahahah you da man

i fucking love that joke!

hahahah! very hialrious!

fucking great! lmao!

that was good

i LOL'd :1orglaugh

great as well.

hahahaha funnay :1orglaugh

Damn she devils, every one of them

hahahaha

lol, made me chuckle :)

hahahaha

that is good shit juicy

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I actually hadn't heard that before. Awesome.

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My mother thought that was a real corker - and she's not even fucking Australian!

That hurts.. :1orglaugh