sjiiiiiiat - i cut my nuts whilst shaving
 

Goddamnit....

So i'm taking a nice shower and saw i was in desperate need of a nut shave...so i go and get me one of the fresh gilette mach 3 turbo razors.
Slowly shave up and down and still i manage to cut my nuts not just once but at multiple places around my scrotum.

Should i go and dip my nuts in a put of aftershave to stop the bleeding??? :1orglaugh

I need desperate help lads.....

darn dosent sound good!

happened to me to once ;)

I really don't understand why some people shave their nuts....

and....

wtf did you do to stop the bleeding :321GFY

My gf doesn't like the hair between her teeth...that's why :pimp
http://www.furry.org.au/kangaroos/breeding/scrotum.jpg

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh

Next time have your boyfriend help ..... :1orglaugh

me not gay :error ...my GF likes a clean rod

ohh that sucks

bald cock'n'balls

yeah, girls like that too

bald cock'n'balls

yeah, girls like that too

Ouchhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh hhhhh!!

try waxing next time :D

I'll do alot for chick but waxing my scrotum aint one of them
Are you mad

try waxing them next time :)

Great idea Mandy :)
Do ladies wax their twats as well or do they shave with a razor?

i have always wondered how a guy shaves his balls and DOESN'T cut them. you are braver than i because if i had balls i wouldn't go near them with a razor if you paid me. ;)

good luck with the bleeding.. i'm assuming that it stopped, but if not, have you tried a sceptic (sp?) pencil? the same kind that you would use on your face or neck if you cut those while shaving.. i would imagine that you could use it down there if need be. :) you can get one at any drugstore, near the razors/shaving cream/etc.

Well thanx...yeah it stopped bleeding. pffff.....i took a good tug of my strongest scotch and whacked some polo aftershave all over my nutz. :Oh crap

Next time, use this

http://www.thuisexperimenteren.nl/chemicalien/aluin.jpg

hahahaha nylz, you ole dawg

Cheers

hope your balls heal up, would hate for them to get infected :(

just cut them off, then the problem will be gone forever

Keep those dripping blood and auction them on ebay!

damn that sucks bad :(

are we REALLY reading this shit during jerkoff hours?

And now you come with this advise when it's stopped bleeding :321GFY

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

Hardworking webmasters pluck those hair one by one. :pimp

ouch.......that would hurt :Oh crap

I probly wouldnt reccomend putting aftershave on your nuts... would burn a bit. Some aloe maybe?

believe it or not, i know a girl who plucks her pubic hair..

and no, she is not hot. :)

oooo sounds fun

use an electric trimmer and reduce the hair:2 cents:

Mr. Romance

hahaha shit that sucks