My 7 MySpace tips.
 

http://www.midgetarmy.com/2006/10/11...using-myspace/

October 11th, 2006
1) There is no need to ?pimp your profile.? I should not need to install a second processing chip into my machine so that I can view your page and all its ?flare.? The site already crawls slower than a newborn in shackles, don?t make it worse.

2) As much as I love Ludacris and all his fabulousness, I don?t particularly need to hear him bumpin when I log onto your page. Remember, I am just there to post my mug in your comments so that other people realize that I am popular and have friends; I am not there for a club experience.

3) If I don?t know you that well, please send me a note as to why you want to add me. Otherwise, I assume the weird.

4) Never ever message me asking why you are not in my top 24. Furthermore, never request that I replace David Hasselhoff in my top 24 with you. If I could, I would put you all on my back pages and leave the homepage empty. Except for Hasselhoff, he would stay put.

5) Never ask me, ?do you myspace?? This is like asking me if I ?have a case of the Mondays.?

6) I know this may come off as extreme, but unless you have fans, try knowing a few people in your friends list. Don?t just add people to increase your friends number. True, I don?t know Hasslehoff personally, but I have seen Baywatch.

7) Please keep your pet?s myspace profiles to a one profile minimum. My dogs are a pair, they can?t read very well and they don?t have fingers to type out their thoughts, so one profile is suffice.

lol, you are in my top list..:winkwink:

Ok I will bump someone : ) :1orglaugh

funny shit

good stuff :1orglaugh

you must be easily amused...

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :thumbsup

do you myspace

I myspace. www.myspace.com/seymorebikini :)

MySpace sucks...

That will surely help. :1orglaugh

LOL :1orglaugh

That was perfect

Can someone add me. I'm always looking for more friends
http://www.myspace.com/babalubrazil

purty damn funny

Are you guys getting any traffic because of your myspace?

Haha so true.

hahaha so funny lol

This will definitely give me more girls.. :)

how many times does your firefox crash just because someone's page has way to much shit in it! lol

oohhh :)
Myspace me cory!

http://myspace.com/dartskirt

Hah. That whole music video thing on the profile page...I totally agree.

Nothing pisses me off more than going to a profile page and waiting a friggin hour for it to lead because of some annoying video, and then I have to quickly mute my computer or else I get SLAMMED with music I didn't want to listen to.

thats fucking hilarious I love it.

But sadly...I do myspace :(

nice... im sending that out as a myspace bulletin

is posting a Bulletin telling everyone that you just post a new pic of yourself pretending to swig out of a closed bottle of hard alcohol while flipping off the camera or throwing a peace sign ok? Because that seems to be going around

Thanks :thumbsup

That is not only acceptable, but also nessecary :thumbsup

Or it is one of those videos featuring pictures of that person and their significant other eating cotton candy at Disneyland. :1orglaugh

I am poking fun, but I do half this crap myself :1orglaugh


Not the cotton candy thing, I don't do that.

Done. :thumbsup

and since we are whoring ourselves out on myspace... here's mine.

www.myspace.com/ybbob .... someone myspace me dammit!

priceless tips :)

sure....why not:

www.myspace.com/fezbert

hahaha good ones

i don't mind if every once in a while someone posts a bulletin mentioning that they have a lot of new pictures/blogs/stuff on their page, because otherwise i probably wouldn't check. BUT i hate the serial bulletin posters who post a bulletin everytime they fart.

:1orglaugh

lol so thats you on my friends list. HI!!!

I just added you :thumbsup

as per my icq ;)

I believe PetSpaces is better place for their profiles...:winkwink:

Added you all except Cory.

Nice I will check that out, as for now they are here:

http://www.myspace.com/chopperandchloe