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buddyjuf 10-15-2006 08:03 PM

Whats a good amount of CASH and ASSETS to retire with?
 
well? what do you guys think is the average number?

buddyjuf 10-16-2006 12:35 AM

el bumpos!

Chris 10-16-2006 12:36 AM

89776555789879890000

After Shock Media 10-16-2006 12:39 AM

To many factors. Lifestyle, what you plan on doing, health, and so on.

So my magical number is .01 more than it costs to get rid of my body.

corruptorVV 10-16-2006 12:56 AM

a ka-jillion dollars

reynold 10-16-2006 01:09 AM

1. Cars

2. House and lot (big enough to throw a big party in it)

3. $5 million will be enough for me to retire








Fuck, looks like I'll be working for the rest of my life! :(

Theo 10-16-2006 01:23 AM

more than you have

emthree 10-16-2006 01:28 AM

Hard to say.
More than 5Mil would be nice.

BradM 10-16-2006 01:44 AM

At what age? Tomorrow, or at 65

woj 10-16-2006 02:29 AM

now a days you would need at least a few mil to retire comfortably...

edgeprod 10-16-2006 02:31 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by woj (Post 11085182)
now a days you would need at least a few mil to retire comfortably...

And only live comfortably like 10 years ... especially in the U.S., with the rising cost of healthcare ... unfortunately.

cheekycherry 10-16-2006 02:58 AM

I reckon about $100 million and I'd be HAPPY to retire. Any less and I'd have to be old before I thought about it.

mikaels 10-16-2006 03:05 AM

5 mill euros since I'm living in Spain.
that gives you around €30-35.000 a month including inflacion
if invested proberly and secure

grumpy 10-16-2006 03:10 AM

just buy a lot of lotery tickets. Thats Your best bet to retire.

polish_aristocrat 10-19-2006 02:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by edgeprod (Post 11085187)
And only live comfortably like 10 years ... especially in the U.S., with the rising cost of healthcare ... unfortunately.

depends on your lifestyle...

squishypimp 10-19-2006 03:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by polish_aristocrat (Post 11114050)
depends on your lifestyle...

healthcare is a big thing that really isnt based on lifestyle (unless you smoke, drink, etc.)

Juicy D. Links 10-19-2006 03:20 PM

najooooooooooooooooooooof

SomeCreep 10-19-2006 03:21 PM

8 - 10 figures is alright

axelcat 10-19-2006 03:22 PM

a few million

bogo 10-19-2006 03:25 PM

you need a paid off house,steady pension, and 100k min. in the bank and you sould be ok.

Nismo 10-19-2006 03:29 PM

I would probably retire after I hit 50 million.

marketsmart 10-19-2006 03:33 PM

a good 100 mil...

wedouglas 10-19-2006 03:38 PM

I was going to respond to bunch of people, but it would be just as easy to group my responses in on post. It is as follows:

You are all fucking retarded. 5 million? Are you fucking stupid?

99.9% of people retire with way less and live fine. Sure, maybe you need more if you work for yourself, but seriously, what is an average pension these days? Add a little for benefits.

Honestly, if you couldn't retire today with 1 million dollars, you probably are the biggest moron when it comes to money. Make a modest return on that 1 million, and you will be making more per year than most people in the US.

You don't need to retire with ferraris, multiple houses, and all that fancy shit.

CaptainWolfy 10-19-2006 03:39 PM

hm i don't know to read that number couse it is tooo big ;P

clip4free 10-19-2006 03:40 PM

250k$ easy

free4porn 10-19-2006 04:02 PM

1million is fine for me :)

Antonio 10-19-2006 05:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by wedouglas (Post 11114326)
I was going to respond to bunch of people, but it would be just as easy to group my responses in on post. It is as follows:

You are all fucking retarded. 5 million? Are you fucking stupid?

99.9% of people retire with way less and live fine. Sure, maybe you need more if you work for yourself, but seriously, what is an average pension these days? Add a little for benefits.

Honestly, if you couldn't retire today with 1 million dollars, you probably are the biggest moron when it comes to money. Make a modest return on that 1 million, and you will be making more per year than most people in the US.

You don't need to retire with ferraris, multiple houses, and all that fancy shit.


do you have ANY idea where you are?

this is GFY, when we go to take a dump we grab a handful of 100 dollar bills and light our Cubans, after we are done taking a dump we grab another handful, wipe our asses, and head straight to the Bahamas to spend the weekend in the Atlantis Bridge Suite

and you want us to retire on $5 million????? nigga, pleez


p.s. when we're not busy taking a dump or chilling in the Bahamas we post on GFY for $50 a month

Dagwolf 10-19-2006 05:09 PM

Just own everything. That should see you through.

Bro Media - BANNED FOR LIFE 10-19-2006 05:25 PM

$1.25 thats all it costs for a coke, im good after that

reynold 10-19-2006 05:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by LOL :D (Post 11114977)
$1.25 thats all it costs for a coke, im good after that

You sure has a very simple lifestyle, dude. :1orglaugh

Bro Media - BANNED FOR LIFE 10-19-2006 05:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by reynold (Post 11115137)
You sure has a very simple lifestyle, dude. :1orglaugh

walk up to any homeless guy you know, ask him if he likes his life... most will say yes... you don't need money to live ;)

mrthumbs 10-19-2006 06:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by wedouglas (Post 11114326)
I was going to respond to bunch of people, but it would be just as easy to group my responses in on post. It is as follows:

You are all fucking retarded. 5 million? Are you fucking stupid?

99.9% of people retire with way less and live fine. Sure, maybe you need more if you work for yourself, but seriously, what is an average pension these days? Add a little for benefits.

Honestly, if you couldn't retire today with 1 million dollars, you probably are the biggest moron when it comes to money. Make a modest return on that 1 million, and you will be making more per year than most people in the US.

You don't need to retire with ferraris, multiple houses, and all that fancy shit.


Unless you live in the 50's or yuo are 50 you need a lot more than 1 mil
for a basic lifestyle to retire

GTS Mark 10-19-2006 06:27 PM

Hmmm it all depends on what your lifestyle is like... I was listening to a guy on the radio that retired at the age of 35. He had $450,000 in savings and on average brought in a 8% return on his money. So basically he was bringing in $36,000 a year in interest... He did have to pay taxes on that too but he really didn't have many expenses and his house was paid off. The reason he was on the radio show was to announce his new book on how to retire early hehe ;)

I don't think I will ever retire, I'm paid to do something I really enjoy :)

DH

MsWild 10-20-2006 05:14 AM

$10 million for me :)

scottybuzz 10-20-2006 06:04 AM

unlimited coke and hookers and im sorted for life.

Barefootsies 10-20-2006 06:18 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by wedouglas (Post 11114326)
I was going to respond to bunch of people, but it would be just as easy to group my responses in on post. It is as follows:

You are all fucking retarded. 5 million? Are you fucking stupid?

99.9% of people retire with way less and live fine. Sure, maybe you need more if you work for yourself, but seriously, what is an average pension these days? Add a little for benefits.

Honestly, if you couldn't retire today with 1 million dollars, you probably are the biggest moron when it comes to money. Make a modest return on that 1 million, and you will be making more per year than most people in the US.

You don't need to retire with ferraris, multiple houses, and all that fancy shit.

Correct sire.

What kills me on this board is that in questions like these, there are people who claim their 'comfortable' lifestyle includes Heff's mansion, Ferrari's, exotic trips, and all this other shit.

It's nice to have dreams, and maybe you are so high society you think you MUST have all of that shit. Most of which you do not have now, nor will ever have. But as a keyboard warrior, you have the best of everything.

Regardless,.. I would say that if you can't retire on 1-2 milllions making the right investments, you are a complete tool.


:disgust

BitAudioVideo 10-20-2006 06:25 AM

those of you trying to retire with 5million in the bank... how many of you have more than 5k of that already? =]

polish_aristocrat 10-22-2006 01:33 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Barefootsies (Post 11118411)
Correct sire.

What kills me on this board is that in questions like these, there are people who claim their 'comfortable' lifestyle includes Heff's mansion, Ferrari's, exotic trips, and all this other shit.

well, if you're here for 5 years and dont have a Ferrari yet, then you're a loser, didn't you know?

:winkwink:

rollinthunder 10-22-2006 01:35 AM

None of this matters, because bdjuf dosent have 2 nickles to scrape together.

Barefootsies 10-22-2006 06:52 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by polish_aristocrat (Post 11129485)
well, if you're here for 5 years and dont have a Ferrari yet, then you're a loser, didn't you know?

:winkwink:

:winkwink:


:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

polish_aristocrat 10-27-2006 05:56 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by rollinthunder (Post 11129492)
None of this matters, because bdjuf dosent have 2 nickles to scrape together.

:1orglaugh

Ross 10-27-2006 06:15 AM

If you're house is paid off and you car is paid off then you can easily retire on a $1 million. Or over here £1 million (1.85 million dollars)

that should easily last you the rest of your life if you're sensible with it.

DaddyHalbucks 10-27-2006 06:16 AM

Definitely in the millions. The more, the merrier.

sweetcuties 10-27-2006 06:20 AM

So much shit on the board it's fucking funny... very few on gfy (just like others not on gfy/ real life) you have your very top 1% that make serious $$, called "fuck you" cash, then you've got the next group that has a few assets and the rest (majority) don't have 2 dimes to rub together.

Wake the fuck up and be realistic! Start acquiring property, pay yourself weekly or mthly and pay off debt if you have :2 cents:

wedouglas 10-27-2006 08:27 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by mrthumbs (Post 11115172)
Unless you live in the 50's or yuo are 50 you need a lot more than 1 mil
for a basic lifestyle to retire

Im not going to argue this. Simply put, moderate investing would make the lifestyle very possible. Most people in the US retire with much less.

ForteCash 10-27-2006 08:40 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by reynold (Post 11084947)
1. Cars

2. House and lot (big enough to throw a big party in it)

3. $5 million will be enough for me to retire

Fuck, looks like I'll be working for the rest of my life! :(


5 million would only be 150k/year on tax free fixed income, which probably wont be much by the time you retire... Assuming our dollar doesnt collapse and we are invaded and taken over by china :mad:

Psycho_x 10-27-2006 08:50 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by bdjuf (Post 11083565)
well? what do you guys think is the average number?

Not trying to be a dick,But If you have to ask then you are not ready.


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