So I'm out back naked....
 

got the hosuse to myself, figured id run around naked all fuckin weekend... i decide it would be relaxing to go take a piss off the cliff in the yard...

so im back there pissin away (felt great mind you) and i hear the two teenage asian girls next door giggling and looking thru the fence.....

so like a dumbass i scurry into the house in embarrassment.... upon further thought i should have faced them, and started jerkin off and seen what they would have said then... shrug...

That was me and Sly_RJ

Shut up fucker, now he'll be watching for us.

Did you get the pics?

They were giggling because they never saw a pisser so small...
:Graucho

you only ran in the house because the two asians were not dudes

my back was to them, and no i dont have a fat ass before you mention it =)

Maybe you should invite them over for a weenie roast.

:1orglaugh

but hairy it was!

*sigh*

hope they were older teens. :P

"asian teens"

card them - I bet they are in their late 30's

fucking asians don't age

go knock on the door and introduce yourself

maybe i will make a paper airplane and fly it over that reads


Bukkake?

yes / no
(circle one)

What do you think Sly? Yes or No?

I'll leave this one up to you. I got to pick when we were stalking toodamnfli. Damn, what a bath that was...

Tight and tiny teenage asian butt oooos.

i made a slight correction for you.

Never get embarressed when some ladies catch you pissin. Just ask politley "can I get a little help over here?"

Dear KMan

We choose (YES)

Do you want us to come over now or later?

NOW / LATER
(circle one)

Do you want to cut a hole in the fence for a gloryhole?

YES / NO
(circle one)

Sly wants me to ask you if you think he is cute! HEHEHE <3

TTYL BFF TLA,

[Lab]

lol word

I think [Labret] is plotting something against me. What do you all think? What's the sneaky rat up to?

I think he's trying to steal your man Sly... I wouldn't trust him if I were you

No sweetie, that was me in my asian schoolboy getup!

I am so jealous. What's a girl got to do?

Dear Labbie,

I only have 2 roofies left, will this suffice?

yes, maybe i forgot to mention i wasnt toally naked but in a blue thong?

don't you know thongs are a health hazard

better to be free ballin

you remind me of K.C. off Stern for some reason :1orglaugh

I think I just heard Cheshire squeal.

no comment

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

*giggling uncontrollably*

fucking weirdo
;)

Hmm, two things spring to mind.

1. You're a fine one to be talking.
2. I guess you didn't agree with pimple.

huh?? stop peeking at my goat herder!!:1orglaugh

You should've said to them - "don't worry, come closer, it doesn't bite" :winkwink:

haha i still think asking them about YES/NO on bukkake would have been best, seeing as they were asian and they actualy speak the language.... hmm is bukkake even derived from an azn or what?

Bukkake is Japanese for splash or heavy squirt :winkwink:

Ooo, got my linguistics lesson for the day. Woohoo!

... I just realized I've been spelling bukkake wrong for the past two weeks. I've been a bad little Asian girl, somebody spank me.

SO next time I am at a Japanese resteraunt, and the chef asks if I'd like some Wasabi sauce, I should say "Bukkake!"?

So instead of :
Wasabi? Wassup! Wasabi? Wassup!

it would be:

Wasabi? BUKKAKE! Wasabi? BUKKAKE!

hey now, what I do with gothic midgets in wheelchairs behind closed dorrs is my business...you're the one parading around in public like Sailor Moon's transsexual brother.................

yeahp.. small balls

Sure that wasn't FOOCHILD... :winkwink:

Excuse me, but kmans neighbors houe is not out in public.

On another note, why talk ill of people that are gone?