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xxxjay 11-04-2006 10:04 PM

Blackout At Borat
 
Last night we possed up with 25-or-so of Hollywood?s finest to see Borat: Cultural Learnings of America for Make Benefit Glorious Nation of Kazakhstan. Thanks for Ahn for being so efficient and Asian to make organizing such an event possible.

Here?s a quick rundown of what I can remember:

6:13 PM - Meet at Hooters on Hollywood Blvd and start drinking.

6:47 PM - Go to Hollywood Liquor and purchase multiple half-pints of Vodka.

7:46 PM - Blaze up a joint in back of hooters.

7:56 PM - Go to Mann?s Chinese Theatre. My boy Steve shows up with a fifth of vodka in an Aquafina bottle.

8:10 PM - Previews are running, Aquafina bottle is half depleted. Combine half-pints and continue drinking.

8:26 PM - All Vodka is gone.

8:30 ? 10 PM-or-so: The greatest movie of all time plays. I laughed so hard I missed half the jokes and bit my lip?now, I remember very little of it because I got so hammered. Oh well, you know what that means, right?

Yep, I gotta see it again!

YES!!

10:13 PM - 4AM ? Total blur. If anybody knows what I did or where I was, can you please fill me in?

Who want to go see it again with me?

Jay

Bro Media - BANNED FOR LIFE 11-04-2006 10:08 PM

nice, i wanna see it so bad, but no theatre in my area is playing it right now :(

Manowar 11-05-2006 03:24 AM

everywhere is fully booked for it atm

dynastoned 11-05-2006 03:59 AM

nooooooooo i tihnk that is a jinx!! becuase my botlte of grey goosey is gone and i saw tha tmovie sometime tonight! but i have to piss now ill tyr to remember htis in the morning.

Violetta 11-05-2006 07:37 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by xxxjay (Post 11243729)
I laughed so hard I missed half the jokes and bit my lip…
Jay

:1orglaugh

edgeprod 11-05-2006 07:47 AM

LOL jay ... haha. That's funny. Good luck seeing it next time and REMEMBERING it now! :1orglaugh

fetishblog 11-05-2006 08:10 AM

I'm glad I have all of my brain cells intact.

K R I S T E N 11-05-2006 11:16 AM

im REALLY looking forward to this one but its sold out everywhere by me!

RF_Erick 11-05-2006 11:26 AM

Cant wait to see it.
HBO is running a 2 season ali g marathon all weekend.

MaddCaz 11-05-2006 11:27 AM

im so going today....

Cyndalie 11-05-2006 11:28 AM

LOL, That's great Jay.
I have to see this film!!!
See you in L.A.! :)

starpimps 11-05-2006 11:28 AM

borat best movie of the year

Rhesus 11-05-2006 11:35 AM

Pff, you're pouring vodka into aquafina bottles to sneak liquor into a cinema and "get drunk"? Sounds pathetic.

Dirty F 11-05-2006 12:03 PM

Im gonna see it in 2 hours :)

Azlord 11-05-2006 12:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by xxxjay (Post 11243729)
Last night we possed up with 25-or-so of Hollywood?s finest to see Borat: Cultural Learnings of America for Make Benefit Glorious Nation of Kazakhstan. Thanks for Ahn for being so efficient and Asian to make organizing such an event possible.

Here?s a quick rundown of what I can remember:

6:13 PM - Meet at Hooters on Hollywood Blvd and start drinking.

6:47 PM - Go to Hollywood Liquor and purchase multiple half-pints of Vodka.

7:46 PM - Blaze up a joint in back of hooters.

7:56 PM - Go to Mann?s Chinese Theatre. My boy Steve shows up with a fifth of vodka in an Aquafina bottle.

8:10 PM - Previews are running, Aquafina bottle is half depleted. Combine half-pints and continue drinking.

8:26 PM - All Vodka is gone.

8:30 ? 10 PM-or-so: The greatest movie of all time plays. I laughed so hard I missed half the jokes and bit my lip?now, I remember very little of it because I got so hammered. Oh well, you know what that means, right?

Yep, I gotta see it again!

YES!!

10:13 PM - 4AM ? Total blur. If anybody knows what I did or where I was, can you please fill me in?

Who want to go see it again with me?

Jay

Saw it last night, I agree. A great movie.

seeric 11-05-2006 12:24 PM

im getting a little group together to see it at universal on thursday during the show if you wanna go, i intended to see it this weekend but some hard core partying late night destroyed all plans of that happening friday night.

seeric 11-05-2006 12:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rhesus (Post 11247770)
Pff, you're pouring vodka into aquafina bottles to sneak liquor into a cinema and "get drunk"? Sounds pathetic.

well, until movie theates start selling booze what do you suggest brainiac?

gooddomains 11-05-2006 01:22 PM

a funny movie

Sarah_Jayne 11-05-2006 01:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by A1R3K (Post 11248024)
well, until movie theates start selling booze what do you suggest brainiac?

move to Europe

Grapesoda 11-05-2006 02:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by xxxjay (Post 11243729)
10:13 PM - 4AM ? Total blur. If anybody knows what I did or where I was, can you please fill me in?

Who want to go see it again with me?

Jay

I did see a guy matching yer description walking down hollywood blvd at about 3 am with no pants, wearing bright red lipstick, a totally hot 'pink mini T', drinking piss out of a beer bottle . . ring any bells?

JFK 11-05-2006 02:37 PM

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Originally Posted by sarah_webinc (Post 11248400)
move to Europe

long way to go just for a movie:1orglaugh

madawgz 11-05-2006 03:14 PM

i might be going to see it today if i can get tickets

Rhesus 11-05-2006 03:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by A1R3K (Post 11248024)
well, until movie theates start selling booze what do you suggest brainiac?

lol, why do you need to be in drunk state so badly? Not so happy with your life as it is?

Cyndalie 11-05-2006 03:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by A1R3K (Post 11248024)
well, until movie theates start selling booze what do you suggest brainiac?

The one I go to does. Premiere Muvico. It rocks.
The ONLY way to see a movie.

seeric 11-05-2006 03:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rhesus (Post 11248953)
lol, why do you need to be in drunk state so badly? Not so happy with your life as it is?

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh

LukieD 11-05-2006 03:30 PM

Meeting with friends, getting drunk and seeing a film like this sounds fun. Not got many friends you can go out with Rhesus?!

ucv.karl 11-05-2006 03:32 PM

It is by far the funniest movie this year.

I thought it would be similar to the Borat bits of the Ali G show, but it was way funnier than that.

Everyone should check that shit out.:thumbsup

TG Rebecca 11-05-2006 03:40 PM

sounds like you had a blast! i am mega-jealous! :)

fallenmuffin 11-05-2006 04:03 PM

Lol... You're suppose to get crunked after the movie

sweetcuties 11-05-2006 04:26 PM

Saw it earlier today... I couldn't stop laughing. It also makes you think about how narrow minded some Americans are

xxxjay 11-06-2006 02:21 PM

I went and saw it again last night...caught so many more jokes...it is better the second time


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