GoFuckYourself.com - Adult Webmaster Forum - The Latest From XXXChurch: Jacking Off Is OK As Long As You.......

GoFuckYourself.com - Adult Webmaster Forum (https://gfy.com/index.php)

- Fucking Around & Business Discussion (https://gfy.com/forumdisplay.php?f=26)

- - The Latest From XXXChurch: Jacking Off Is OK As Long As You....... (https://gfy.com/showthread.php?t=674059)

BoyAlley

11-05-2006 02:17 PM

The Latest From XXXChurch: Jacking Off Is OK As Long As You.......

The Latest from the people of *********.com:

Jacking Off is OK to do so long as:

1. You ONLY think about your wife while you're jacking off.
2. You ask your wife for permission to jackoff.
3. You don't jack off too much.

http://pure.typepad.com/x3pure/2006/...on_mastur.html

Praise Be To Jebus!

Don't have a wife? Wife doesn't want you to pull your pud? Think about other womens while you choke your chicken? Enjoy jacking off and do it a lot?

Sorry, you're going to teh hells! Burn sinner burn!!!!!!!!!!

seeric

11-05-2006 02:18 PM

lol. feed the addiction.

fucking wankers.

that religion shit is more dangerous than teh crystal meth.

geeeebus.

BoyAlley

11-05-2006 02:19 PM

BTW FYI FAQ FAG: No need to post in this thread Donny no one gives a fuck... :2 cents:

xclusive

11-05-2006 02:21 PM

damn i didn't ask my wife when I masturbated last night, I'm going to hell:(

baddog

11-05-2006 02:21 PM

BA, are you afraid of Donny? or God?

It is readily apparent it is one of them.

JimiJimi

11-05-2006 02:22 PM

wft lol.

BoyAlley

11-05-2006 02:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by baddog (Post 11248604)

BA, are you afraid of Donny? or God?

It is readily apparent it is one of them.

I'm an atheist, so I'm not scurred of god.

Christians are dangerous people, period. I think EVERYONE should be afraid of Christian Evangelicals, and the effects that they've been having on this country lately. :2 cents:

BoyAlley

11-05-2006 02:26 PM

Plus today is Sunday, it's Jebus day! It's obligatory to start a ton of god threads today.

The Church of GFY!

Hello, I am your pastor, Teh BoyAlley. I'm like all the other Christian ministers in the country, except I like boys that are over 18, and am not in the closet. Oh, and I don't believe in god.

baddog

11-05-2006 02:26 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BoyAlley (Post 11248620)

Christians are dangerous people, period. I think EVERYONE should be afraid of Christian Evangelicals, and the effects that they've been having on this country lately. :2 cents:

I bet I could find more people that would feel that way about gay pornographers.

BoyAlley

11-05-2006 02:29 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by baddog (Post 11248635)

I bet I could find more people that would feel that way about gay pornographers.

I bet you could too. There are a lot of fucked up people in the world today. It's scurry.........

Grapesoda

11-05-2006 02:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BoyAlley (Post 11248589)

you can jack off to random gals, but ya gotta just get permission first . . . from them . . so get yer ass out to the mall and start asking the teen dreams if ya can take a jerk with them in mind . . shouldn't be much of a problem . . think?

madawgz

11-05-2006 03:18 PM

now thats some fucked up shit :1orglaugh

mikeyddddd

11-05-2006 03:31 PM

I thought it was ok if you used a clean tissue.

My grandpa always told me "if you can't be good, be sanitary."

All times are GMT -7. The time now is 01:05 AM.