If i am elected tommorow...
 

If i am elected to the senate tommorow i promise i will pass legislation reforming the pricing of irish whiskey in this country.

every citizen shall recieve a discount directly based on their percentage of irish heritage.

i did the math, and will be saving 95% per purchase, which will most likely save me up to $10,000 per year.

so vote for me. :glugglug

Then I'll vote for you :thumbsup

okay will do! :)

i knew this was an issue people could get behind.

i'm not overly irish so im voting for the other guy.

You got me buddy! I'll vote for you!

Am I to understand that you will be running against me tomorrow?

You are my hero! (actually would be if i was American :))