Have you ever given yourself a facial?
 

Ok this been haunting me for a while I and discussed it with Girlie this week.

One evening bored, buzzed and going to bed I decide to turn on the tv and switch to playboy channel.

Movie playing with Jenna Jameson, so that means I am in :winkwink:

So get going on the "busting a nut" thingy and after a while when getting ready to blow. I pop the load and to my surprise, a smudge of Jizzime lands right on my cheak :upsidedow

As this even happen to any other GFY'er???

I'd rather not go into such graphic details

Yes, well not to myself I guess.

Before my wife was my wife, we lived in different cities and didn't see each other that much. So on one of our weekend get aways, she was giving me a hummer and as I was about to cum, she started jerking me off and then whooosh - I think every drop hit my face I came so hard.

She laughed her ass off until I used her shirt to clean my face - hee hee.

hmmm....

a facial what kinda facial???

leaver her alloonnneee

Do you read when you open the thread???

I triple fucking dare you :thumbsup

nope never happend to me.

Awe. Are you a dribbler instead of a shooter? :Oh crap

has happened a couple of times while i was younger lol :helpme

Bots can't read man...:disgust I think it's time for TD to do some clean up

I've been with my woman for 16 years now and I can never give her a facial because she always swallows ;)

That was way too much detail than I needed! I hope Girlie helped out with the excess goods :)
WG

hmmmm .. . . .

never, my penis isn't that big

Dude, I had the best 4 days in a long time, Girlie was like a breath of fresh air on a heavy duty Monday morning.

Very Happy :thumbsup

No, I always wear a welding mask.

Best reply so far! LMFAO!:thumbsup :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

Many, MANY times.

Hit a mate right in the eye while "pigging on the spit" once as well.

;-)

please don't....

ROFLMMFPAORN!!!!

You killing me mate :thumbsup

hate to say, but it's happend to me before also

i was fucking a girl, somebody walked in on us, we stopped fucking and acted like nothing was happening............the girl left, then the person left, and i was left alone still blood flowing rapidly so i got on my computer and beat off and had so much force it smacked me in the face LOL

true story!

No, but I have spurted up to my nipples. Personally I don't jizz that hard when I'm jerking off compared to when I splooge a girl. Why is that? AR+

My wife has given me facials. When she jacks me off, or gives me head she sometimes just aims the deadly weapon at me when I'm just about to cum...and she thinks it's fucking hilarious.

I pack a powerful punch, usually my cum just flies over my head to the backboard of the bed...but sometimes I lack the power I usually do, I've even creamed my own eye.

I make sure I always aim at the opposite direction. :pimp

I do a clay mask once per week. Does that count?

Mr. Romance

Bump for a Sunday Facial ;-)

Nope. They always go straight to my personal trashcan.

For the most part I think it belongs on a girl.

8 post bumping a 2 year old thread... Hey guys I have another stalker.

This thread is gay...

Just saying...

hahahaha!

Blowjob > try to swallow > puke >>> my face

*shrugs from the memory*

You're load is not strong enough for you to understand young grass hopper. :pimp

not very often! :)

Thankfully no

warning: fag thread!