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Socks 11-16-2006 12:44 AM

Wife's birthday on Friday, no clue, at all.
 
Any ideas? I wanna spend like $500 max. Pevious gifts include a 30gb ipod, wacom tablet, paintings...

I just moved into a new place, maybe something for around here?

Someone, please, send me the answer.

Socks 11-16-2006 12:45 AM

Maybe a new LCD monitor? She's using a 19" CRT, and has to stare at my 24" LCD.. Mebbe?

calibra 11-16-2006 01:02 AM

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Originally Posted by Socks (Post 11325020)
Any ideas? I wanna spend like $500 max. Pevious gifts include a 30gb ipod, wacom tablet, paintings...

I just moved into a new place, maybe something for around here?

Someone, please, send me the answer.

Just make her feel she's the most important in your life. Little things DO matter. In the morning make her a surprise. Wake up earlier and:
1) make a delicious breakfast and serve it to bed + a huge beautiful B-day card
2) start kissing her, get down and lick her pussy. I promise (tried it myself with MY wife :winkwink: ) that she'll be really surprised and greatful. Just make sure she cums

Then send her flowers (if either you or your wife have to leave). If not, order the flowers with a teddy bear.

Try and decorate you bedroom with heart shaped read balloons and put some rose-petal on your bed. When she enters put her on the bed, kiss her and fuck the shit out of her.

Put candles in your bathroom and take a bath together. Try to be an angel: massage her back, kiss her caress her and tell her that she's super hot and sexy and... When she has an orgasm, do not leave the bathroom. Go to the kitchen and get a bucket with a bottle of champagne. Stay in the bath, drink champagne watch the candles. Tell her that she's super hot and sexy and...

In the evening thake her out. On your way back from the restaurant stop at a parking lot, lick her pussy and make sure she has an orgasm.

Now, try to calculate how much money you have left and buy her a nice set of sexy lingerie whcih she puts on in the evening when you are done at the parking lot. Again, candles and champagne in the bedroom, tell her that she's super hot and sexy and...

Believe me, it's worth it :winkwink: Be creative, use your imagination and see how happy your wife will be. Good luck!

gecko 11-16-2006 01:21 AM

Take her to the spa all girls love that. Spend a good chunk on that

Socks 11-16-2006 04:11 AM

I think Calibra is entirely correct. What she really wants is to be thought about and cared for on her birthday, more than just a gift. Since I have no idea what to get her, I guess a day of fun, some wine, flowers etc to show I thought about her is good, and maybe take her to buy some stuff she really wants.

Thanks!! That's a load off.

Scott McD 11-16-2006 04:13 AM

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Originally Posted by calibra (Post 11325085)
2) start kissing her, get down and lick her pussy. I promise (tried it myself with MY wife :winkwink: ) that she'll be really surprised and greatful. Just make sure she cums

Fuck, i'd be there all day. :1orglaugh

I think i'd rather just buy her something...

:winkwink:

mainstreamsex 11-16-2006 04:18 AM

give her some flowers, chocs, sex, keep it simple.

martinsc 11-16-2006 04:20 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by calibra (Post 11325085)
Just make her feel she's the most important in your life. Little things DO matter. In the morning make her a surprise. Wake up earlier and:
1) make a delicious breakfast and serve it to bed + a huge beautiful B-day card
2) start kissing her, get down and lick her pussy. I promise (tried it myself with MY wife :winkwink: ) that she'll be really surprised and greatful. Just make sure she cums

Then send her flowers (if either you or your wife have to leave). If not, order the flowers with a teddy bear.

Try and decorate you bedroom with heart shaped read balloons and put some rose-petal on your bed. When she enters put her on the bed, kiss her and fuck the shit out of her.

Put candles in your bathroom and take a bath together. Try to be an angel: massage her back, kiss her caress her and tell her that she's super hot and sexy and... When she has an orgasm, do not leave the bathroom. Go to the kitchen and get a bucket with a bottle of champagne. Stay in the bath, drink champagne watch the candles. Tell her that she's super hot and sexy and...

In the evening thake her out. On your way back from the restaurant stop at a parking lot, lick her pussy and make sure she has an orgasm.

Now, try to calculate how much money you have left and buy her a nice set of sexy lingerie whcih she puts on in the evening when you are done at the parking lot. Again, candles and champagne in the bedroom, tell her that she's super hot and sexy and...

Believe me, it's worth it :winkwink: Be creative, use your imagination and see how happy your wife will be. Good luck!

:thumbsup :thumbsup :thumbsup

reynold 11-16-2006 06:50 AM

Next to jewelries, handbags and shoes are most likely women's next favorite thing. :)

Furious_Female 11-16-2006 07:36 AM

What you buy her isn't as important as how you give it to her and what you say.

A card and flowers show you are thinking about her... followed by something she doesn't need but wants. Don't get her a gift card. That's boring. I love video games and other electronics. Go to any store and buy her something fun that she would actually use or like :) It doesn't have to be one major thing... a few smaller things is great too.

TSGlider 11-16-2006 07:55 AM

Get her a gift certificate from a ritzy shoe store. She'll fucking do a dance.

NinjaSteve 11-16-2006 07:56 AM

happy happy birthday!

BluewireAngie 11-16-2006 08:03 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by calibra (Post 11325085)
Just make her feel she's the most important in your life. Little things DO matter. In the morning make her a surprise. Wake up earlier and:
1) make a delicious breakfast and serve it to bed + a huge beautiful B-day card
2) start kissing her, get down and lick her pussy. I promise (tried it myself with MY wife :winkwink: ) that she'll be really surprised and greatful. Just make sure she cums

Then send her flowers (if either you or your wife have to leave). If not, order the flowers with a teddy bear.

Try and decorate you bedroom with heart shaped read balloons and put some rose-petal on your bed. When she enters put her on the bed, kiss her and fuck the shit out of her.

Put candles in your bathroom and take a bath together. Try to be an angel: massage her back, kiss her caress her and tell her that she's super hot and sexy and... When she has an orgasm, do not leave the bathroom. Go to the kitchen and get a bucket with a bottle of champagne. Stay in the bath, drink champagne watch the candles. Tell her that she's super hot and sexy and...

In the evening thake her out. On your way back from the restaurant stop at a parking lot, lick her pussy and make sure she has an orgasm.

Now, try to calculate how much money you have left and buy her a nice set of sexy lingerie whcih she puts on in the evening when you are done at the parking lot. Again, candles and champagne in the bedroom, tell her that she's super hot and sexy and...

Believe me, it's worth it :winkwink: Be creative, use your imagination and see how happy your wife will be. Good luck!



So sweet of you!:)

Socks 11-16-2006 08:05 AM

Calibra almost moved me to let him give my wife his gift, he sounds like he'd do a great job :D

BluewireAngie 11-16-2006 08:07 AM

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Originally Posted by gecko (Post 11325161)
Take her to the spa all girls love that. Spend a good chunk on that


SPA treatment for a whole day session is the best for all stressed ladies!! :thumbsup But I don't think $500 bucks is enough.:1orglaugh

webcrawler 11-16-2006 09:52 AM

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Originally Posted by NinjaSteve (Post 11326562)
happy happy birthday!

This is good for once.
Jewelry would be nice.

FreeHugeMovies 11-16-2006 09:53 AM

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fris 11-16-2006 09:53 AM

500 is pretty cheap for a bday present

Kimo 11-16-2006 10:15 AM

a fleshlight

rodney25 11-16-2006 11:36 AM

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Originally Posted by Kimo (Post 11327400)
a fleshlight

What is she suppose to do with that? :1orglaugh

samsugar 11-16-2006 11:41 AM

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Originally Posted by Scott McD (Post 11325798)
Fuck, i'd be there all day. :1orglaugh

I think i'd rather just buy her something...

:winkwink:

Give her a handful of cash and say 'Honey, I really want you to buy yourself something'. Then kind of glance down - she'll probably be so grateful she'll blow you. Chicks dig cash.

Spunky 11-16-2006 11:54 AM

Chicks dig those little soaps and stuff that smells good

RRRED 11-16-2006 12:04 PM

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Originally Posted by Socks (Post 11326613)
Calibra almost moved me to let him give my wife his gift, he sounds like he'd do a great job :D

You're going to let him eat your wife out all day? Nice! hahaha :)

All the stuff he said, you should be doing on a random Tuesday. I don't know what her personality is like. She might want to be pampered, she might want to go to the spa and just space out by herself for an hour or two without you, or get dressed up and go dancing.. hard to say...

But giftwise, when in doubt, go for jewelry. You really can't go wrong in this dept at all. Whether it be diamonds or cool hippie beaded accessories, you can't mess up. It'll be easy for you to pick something she likes and it's very personal. Girls like to show that sort of thing to their girlfriends too which will give you random points here and there everytime someone asks "Oh where did you get that lovely necklace?"

Flowers, teddy bears, soap crap etc... they all scream out that you don't know what the hell to get her or you're in a hurry, didn't think ahead which will just make her think you don't really give a crap.

And while she's at the spa, you should review Karups Older Women... :)


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