Just a Joke for Everyone
 

A bar in downtown providence had seen a lot of DUI's lately. Therefore a cop decided to scope it out during closing time.

Right around when it was time to close the cop sees a guy come out of the bar stumbling left, then right. He tripped over the curb, dropped his keys and crawled to his car. After getting into his car he fumbled his keys around and finally got the car to the point of ignition.

As soon as he pulled out of the parking lot the cop pulled him over. He gave him field sobriety tests, in which he passed them all. Puzzled, the cop gives him a breathalyzer with a 0.0 reading. The cop says what gives to the driver.

His reply, I am the DD, designated decoy.

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haha wonder what the fine would be for pretending to do that.

Nice one there. :1orglaugh

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that was a good one :)

:1orglaugh good one

nice one

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Mr. Romance

That's a good one! :thumbsup

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That's hilarious, man. :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

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:1orglaugh :1orglaugh nice one!!! :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

Lol..that was pretty good

hehe good one...

Ha ha ha ..very nice

lol.. good one

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lol........

hahaha :1orglaugh

lol, nice one!

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A good one :)

That gave me a chuckle

lol.. funny :D